PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Buzz Cloltran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Dettman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cloltran comes to the cage accompanied by F**k What Happens Tonight. Dettman has chosen Nazareth - Hair of the Dog as his entrance music. Buzz Cloltran has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Cloltran
vs
Dettman

168 cm
29
142 lbs
23 - 3 - 2

150 cm
31
141 lbs
24 - 2 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Merciless Gladiators

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 3 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Buzz Cloltran!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 2 - 1, fighting out of New York, Bobby Dettman!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dettman misses with a looping left.
Cloltran closes the distance and clinches up with Dettman, looking for a takedown. Cloltran pushes Dettman against the cage but Dettman circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Cloltran misses with a low kick.
Dettman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cloltran sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Good leg kick by Dettman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dettman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A big left from Cloltran misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dettman. That's going to slow Cloltran down.
Dettman tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dettman lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Cloltran takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dettman moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cloltran takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Cloltran misses with a straight right.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dettman. That's going to slow Cloltran down.
Dettman tries to clinch but Cloltran moves out of range.
Dettman jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dettman slips a jab from Cloltran.
Cloltran dips to his left and cracks Dettman with an uppercut!

It looks like Bobby Dettman has been cut.

Cloltran shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Dettman's guard.
Cloltran is looking to work some ground and pound but Dettman has wrist control.
Dettman is adopting a defensive guard.
Cloltran will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Cloltran chips away with some ground and pound.
Dettman working a defensive guard here.
Dettman pulls Cloltran in close to prevent any damage.

Bobby Dettman has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Cloltran misses with an uppercut. Dettman saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dettman throws a leg kick but Cloltran checks it.
Dettman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dettman misses with a low kick as Cloltran jumps back.
Dettman does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dettman fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Nice body punch from Dettman.
Dettman works the jab nicely.
Cloltran throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cloltran just misses with a punch to the body.
Cloltran moves forwards but Dettman connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dettman tries to land a front kick but Cloltran steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dettman fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cloltran is out of range.
Dettman fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Dettman defends it nicely.
Cloltran takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

Cloltran throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Dettman was covering up waiting for the punch and Cloltran finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dettman pulls Cloltran in close to his closed guard and prevents Cloltran from doing any damage or advancing position.
Dettman looking to control.
Dettman wants to get back to his feet but Cloltran is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Cloltran with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dettman trying to control the position.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Bobby Dettman wasn't active enough on the ground.
Dettman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran throws a right hand that Dettman ducks under and follows up with a left that Dettman also avoids with ease.
Dettman jabs Cloltran to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dettman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dettman throws a leg kick that misses.
Dettman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Cloltran counters with a straight right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cloltran lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dettman throws a push kick but Cloltran slaps the foot to one side.
Dettman slips a jab from Cloltran.
Dettman lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dettman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cloltran.
Cloltran has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dettman finds it's way round the side to connect with Cloltran's head.
Cloltran pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dettman misses with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bobby Dettman will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bobby Dettman's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Cloltran blocks a leg kick.
Dettman throws a leg kick but Cloltran sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cloltran on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dettman. Dettman obviously looking to wear him down.
Cloltran uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dettman.
Dettman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cloltran.
Dettman moves out of range as Cloltran strikes.
Dettman connects with a solid leg kick.
Cloltran lands a body shot.
Cloltran takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cloltran is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Dettman walks into a jab.
Cloltran steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dettman.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cloltran. Dettman does a little dance to reset his feet.
That kick from Dettman tenderised Cloltran's leg. Cloltran is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bobby Dettman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dettman throws a nice inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cloltran uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dettman.
Bobby Dettman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cloltran throws a series of punches but Dettman moves out of range.
Cloltran shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Dettman defends it nicely.
Dettman takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cloltran on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dettman misses with a leg kick

and Cloltran counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Dettman's guard now.
Dettman trying to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dettman is pulling down on Cloltran's head. It's preventing any offense from Cloltran, at least for the moment.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Cloltran's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cloltran postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran trying to control but Dettman is working from the bottom.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Cloltran prevents Dettman from getting back to his feet.
Cloltran throwing strikes but missing.
Dettman wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Cloltran is now in half guard.
Dettman moves into full guard.
Cloltran wants to control from the top but Dettman keeps moving.
Dettman has Cloltran pulled in close to control his posture.
Dettman looking to control but Cloltran passes into half guard.
Cloltran seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Dettman does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dettman tries to get to full guard but Cloltran has control of the leg.
Dettman wants to control but Cloltran is keeping busy.
Dettman desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Cloltran is looking to take a break and control but Dettman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cloltran slips a nice elbow through Dettman's hands, connecting with Dettman's forehead.
Dettman controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Dettman tries to roll over but Cloltran keeps him under control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dettman is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.

Bobby Dettman has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Dettman misses with a straight right.
Cloltran swings for the body but Dettman moves out of range.
Dettman misses with a body kick.
Cloltran blocks a jab.
A big left from Cloltran misses.
Dettman throws a leg kick but Cloltran sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Cloltran checks a leg kick.
Bobby Dettman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cloltran misses with a hook. Dettman ducked under it nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dettman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dettman looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dettman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Buzz Cloltran will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bobby Dettman's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Dettman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dettman, right into the meat.
Cloltran misses the shot to the body.
Cloltran misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dettman walks into a jab.
Dettman swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dettman misses with a hook. Cloltran ducked under it nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dettman. That's going to slow Cloltran down.
Dettman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cloltran tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dettman was well out of range. Poor timing from Cloltran.
Cloltran lands a head shot.
Cloltran connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dettman momentarily.
Cloltran fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cloltran throws a chopping leg kick but Dettman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cloltran stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dettman thows a body shot but no joy.
Cloltran pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dettman.
Nice cross by Dettman.
A head kick misses from Cloltran.
Cloltran looks to land a combination but Dettman avoids it well.
Cloltran is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Cloltran misses with an uppercut. Dettman saw that one coming.
Dettman thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Cloltran if he has to take too many more of those.
That kick from Dettman tenderised Cloltran's leg. Cloltran is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dettman lands a head shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Cloltran checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dettman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Dettman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Cloltran uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dettman has time to react.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dettman looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dettman fails to land with a series of punches.
Cloltran is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dettman.
Dettman throws a big shot that misses.
Dettman will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dettman lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dettman slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A left and a right from Cloltran both land. Nice combination.
A jab from Dettman misses.
Dettman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cloltran.
Dettman throws a sloppy body shot

and Cloltran counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Dettman's guard now.
Dettman pulls Cloltran in close to his closed guard and prevents Cloltran from doing any damage or advancing position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dettman is trying to keep Cloltran in close.
Dettman wants to stand up but Cloltran is controlling him.
Cloltran throwing strikes from guard but Dettman blocks nicely.
Dettman working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Cloltran.
Dettman is trying to control the position from the bottom.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Bobby Dettman wasn't active enough on the ground.
Dettman sizes up Cloltran with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran shoots for a takedown but Dettman saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Dettman has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dettman there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cloltran keeps the fight on the outside.
Cloltran shoots for a double leg takedown but Dettman sprawls well. He's pushed Cloltran's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Dettman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cloltran's calf.
Cloltran shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Dettman sprawls well. Dettman wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Cloltran gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Buzz Cloltran. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice defenses there by Cloltran.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
An inside leg kick lands from Dettman.
Cloltran has a takedown stuffed.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dettman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cloltran.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Buzz Cloltran.
I think Cloltran has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Buzz Cloltran!
Buzz Cloltran tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.