PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lee Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dynamite
vs
Wilson

178 cm
24
168 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

178 cm
25
165 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

LOD: Affordable Quality

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Napoleon Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Lee Wilson!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Colin Fotheringham and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A clash of legs there as Wilson blocks the low kick.
Wilson wants to land a leg kick but Dynamite is out of range.
Wilson missing with a left hand there. Dynamite was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dynamite moves out of range as Wilson strikes.
Dynamite dodges the punch combination from Wilson.
A shot to the liver by Wilson. Beautiful body shot.
Dynamite scores with a nice head shot.

Wilson pushes Dynamite up against the cage in a clinch.
Dynamite can't break the clinch.
Dynamite goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dynamite tries a knee to the head but Wilson blocks it.

Dynamite lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Dynamite sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Wilson defending well though.
Dynamite thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Wilson's head.
Dynamite missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Wilson gets full guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dynamite trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dynamite's guard.
Wilson stopping the sweep attempt from Dynamite.
Wilson wants to control from the top but Dynamite keeps moving.
Wilson looking to pass the guard.
Dynamite has Wilson pulled in close to control his posture.
Dynamite trying to keep a closed guard but Wilson is proving a slippery customer.
Wilson wants to control from the top but Dynamite keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Dynamite throws a lazy right hand but Wilson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wilson throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dynamite on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Wilson. Wilson obviously looking to wear him down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wilson. Dynamite does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wilson lands a lovely overhand right.
Wilson feints and then cracks Dynamite's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dynamite down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wilson throws a leg kick but Dynamite sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Wilson tries to close the distance and clinch but Dynamite swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dynamite steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wilson.
Wilson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dynamite feints and then cracks Wilson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wilson down.
Dynamite looks to score with a jab to the body but Wilson is just out of range.
Wilson avoids the body shot from Dynamite.
Wilson throws a nice looking combination but Dynamite bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crunch! Dynamite slams his shin into Wilson's torso.
Dynamite misses with a low kick as Wilson jumps back.
Wilson blocks a leg kick.
Dynamite checks the leg kick nicely there.
Wilson lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Dynamite scores with a sloppy right hand. Wilson should have avoided that one.
Wilson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dynamite checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dynamite misses with a low kick.
Dynamite throws out a loose jab but Wilson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wilson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wilson misses with an uppercut
and Dynamite counters with a nice low kick that buckles Wilson's knee momentarily.
Dynamite slips under a jab.
Wilson looks to score with a jab to the body but Dynamite is just out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dynamite pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wilson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Wilson throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dynamite's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dynamite jabs Wilson to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Wilson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dynamite.
Wilson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dynamite scores with a hook to the body. Wilson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dynamite scoring well with a low kick there.
Wilson thows a body shot but no joy.
Wilson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good leg kick by Wilson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dynamite keeps the fight on the outside.
Dynamite tests Wilson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wilson throws a sloppy head kick and Dynamite moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Lee Wilson will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Wilson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wilson throws a body punch but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite throws a nice inside leg kick.
Wilson misses the shot to the body.
Dynamite fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Wilson checks it well.
Dynamite fails to land with a series of punches.
A big left from Wilson misses.
A bone on bone clash there as Wilson blocks the leg kick.
Wilson's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wilson throws a looping overhand right but Dynamite ducks down to avoid it.
Wilson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a right hand that Wilson ducks under and follows up with a left that Wilson also avoids with ease.
Wilson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Wilson throws a one two combo.
Dynamite blocks a low kick nicely.
Wilson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Wilson misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dynamite slips a jab from Wilson.
Dynamite bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wilson's head backwards.
Dynamite ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wilson lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dynamite buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Wilson blocks a low kick nicely.
Dynamite tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wilson was well out of range. Poor timing from Dynamite.
Wilson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dynamite at a distance.
Dynamite lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dynamite moves away from the strike by Wilson.
Dynamite pivots, looking for a leg kick but Wilson is out of range and Dynamite settles back down.
Wilson connects with a high kick.
Wilson swings for the body but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite slips under a jab from Wilson.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice cross by Wilson.
Wilson throws a leg kick that misses.
Dynamite looks to score with a jab to the body but Wilson is just out of range.
Dynamite connects with a single shot there.
Wilson lands with a nice body kick.
Wilson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dynamite scores with a punch to the head.
Wilson misses with a leg kick.
Lee Wilson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wilson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wilson pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dynamite is out of range and Wilson settles back down.
Dynamite works over Wilson's head and body with a nice combination.
Dynamite avoids the body shot from Wilson.
Dynamite avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dynamite takes one to the chin there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Dynamite.
Dynamite avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wilson lunges at Dynamite with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dynamite's hand.
Dynamite takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wilson blocks a jab.
Dynamite avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wilson thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Dynamite if he has to take too many more of those.
Dynamite lands with a right hand.
Wilson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dynamite.
Dynamite uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wilson.
Dynamite throws a head kick that misses.
Wilson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dynamite lands with a thumping leg kick.
A low kick from Dynamite is predictable there
and Wilson makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Dynamite really felt that one!
Wilson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dynamite moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wilson. Dynamite does a little dance to reset his feet.
A head kick misses from Wilson.
Dynamite takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wilson moves in looking to clinch but Dynamite pushes him off.
Wilson jabs at Dynamite's body.
Wilson throws a head kick that misses
and Dynamite counters with an inside leg kick.
Dynamite uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wilson.
Dynamite does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dynamite moves into range and connects with a jab.
Lee Wilson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dynamite scores with the left hand. Wilson knows he should have avoided that one.
Dynamite moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dynamite moves out of range of the body kick from Wilson.
Wilson moves out of range of the leg kick from Dynamite.
Wilson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wilson misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lee Wilson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!

A solid leg kick lands there for Dynamite.
Wilson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wilson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wilson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A slow jab from Dynamite misses its intended target.
Wilson tries to clinch but Dynamite moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Dynamite.
Dynamite walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wilson checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wilson throws a head kick but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite lands a nice looking body shot.
Wilson misses with a head kick.
Dynamite throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dynamite swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wilson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A jab from Dynamite misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson throws a sloppy body shot
and Dynamite counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wilson thows a body shot but no joy.
Dynamite fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wilson.
Dynamite works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dynamite scores with a decent looking hook.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Wilson throws a jab but it's blocked by Dynamite.
Wilson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wilson throws a jab but it's blocked by Dynamite.
Dynamite avoids a kick to the body.
Dynamite lands an overhand right.
Wilson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wilson checks a leg kick.
Wilson blocks the body kick.
Napoleon Dynamite has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wilson throws a lazy right hand but Dynamite sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dynamite uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wilson.
Wilson takes one to the chin there.
Dynamite dips to his left and cracks Wilson with an uppercut!
Dynamite tries to land a leg kick but Wilson saw it coming and moves away.
Wilson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wilson takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Dynamite tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dynamite smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dynamite's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Wilson connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dynamite scrambles back to his feet.
Dynamite fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wilson manages to avoid it.
Nice shot lands for Dynamite.
Wilson scores with a punch to the head.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dynamite dodges an elbow strike from Wilson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wilson lands a nice shot to the body.
Wilson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wilson throws an elbow that misses.
Dynamite trying to stall but Wilson improves his position.
Wilson is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wilson is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Dynamite avoiding damage as Wilson throws knees to the body.
Dynamite managing to block the knees to the body from Wilson.
Dynamite tries for a takedown but Wilson manages to get underhooks.
Wilson missing with knees to the body.
Dynamite scores with a shot to the side of Wilson's head.
Dynamite lands with a short shot to the head.
Dynamite changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Wilson fights it off and pushes away nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Napoleon Dynamite. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dynamite looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wilson manages to avoid it.
Wilson checks a leg kick.
Wilson misses the shot to the body.
Dynamite blocks a head kick by Wilson.
Wilson throws a sloppy head kick and Dynamite moves out of range easily.
Wilson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dynamite avoids the head kick by Wilson.
Dynamite slips under a jab from Wilson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wilson ducks under a wild hook from Dynamite.
Wilson blocks a leg kick.

Oooooh!!! Dynamite has knocked Wilson down with a huge combo! Dynamite steps away and waves a wobbly Wilson back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Lee Wilson is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

Wilson is rocked!
Wilson drops his hands momentarily. Dynamite doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Wilson staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Wilson doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Napoleon Dynamite!
An out of breath Napoleon Dynamite thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.