PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sam Stout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatherfockerusus kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Born to be wild by Steppenwolf. Stout has chosen Disturbed - Criminal as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Sam Stout has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fatherfockerusus
vs
Stout

186 cm
32
176 lbs
25 - 11 - 0

175 cm
33
168 lbs
25 - 21 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sam Stout!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Steven Brown and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus lunges at Stout with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Stout's hand.
Fatherfockerusus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Stout paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Stout takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Stout blocks the body kick.
A left and a right from Fatherfockerusus both land. Nice combination.

It looks like Sam Stout has been cut.
Stout blocks a jab.
Stout throws a lazy right hand but Fatherfockerusus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fatherfockerusus swings for the body but Stout moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Fatherfockerusus checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Stout misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fatherfockerusus.
Stout takes a swing at Fatherfockerusus's ribcage but misses.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick.
Fatherfockerusus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stout throws a sloppy head kick and Fatherfockerusus moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Stout 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A head kick misses from Stout.
Stout walks into a jab.
Stout misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stout ducks right into an uppercut from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus tries to clinch there but Stout circles away.
Fatherfockerusus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Stout misses with a two punch combination.
Sam Stout is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stout takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stout shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stout was well out of range. Poor timing from Fatherfockerusus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fatherfockerusus is looking to clinch.
Stout plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Stout swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fatherfockerusus, right into the meat.
Stout tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus was well out of range. Poor timing from Stout.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a straight right. Stout didn't see that one coming.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a crisp jab.
Fatherfockerusus looks to land a left hand but Stout moved out of range nicely.
Fatherfockerusus stuns Stout with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a jab to the body.
Stout misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fatherfockerusus closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Stout has a couple of punches blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Stout blocks a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fatherfockerusus throws a head punch that misses.
Stout wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Fatherfockerusus has him pressed against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus misses with the head strike.
Stout tries to throw a body punch but Fatherfockerusus avoids it by throwing Stout back against the cage.
Stout wants to get back to striking at distance but Fatherfockerusus won't allow it.
A nice left hand lands by Fatherfockerusus.
Stout working aggressively here.
Stout softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Stout misses with a short punch on the inside.

Fatherfockerusus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fatherfockerusus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Stout moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fatherfockerusus looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Stout misses with an uppercut. Fatherfockerusus saw that one coming.
A head kick misses from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus lands a high kick!
A head kick misses from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a series of wild punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fatherfockerusus blocks a leg kick.
Jab, jab by Stout - just one landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sam Stout's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Stout takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Good standup being displayed there by Fatherfockerusus as he connects with a hook.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a body shot.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stout.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Stout connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fatherfockerusus works the jab nicely.
Stout connects with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick.
Stout fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fatherfockerusus manages to avoid it.
Stout throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Fatherfockerusus crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sam Stout!
A relieved looking Sam Stout thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.