PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Squirtle Blastoise (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ike Turner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Blastoise might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Rolling Stones: Sympathy For The Devil. Squirtle Blastoise has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Blastoise
vs
Turner

192 cm
32
200 lbs
11 - 6 - 2

180 cm
32
196 lbs
19 - 6 - 1

BJJ Red Belt
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Squirtle Blastoise!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ike Turner!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Alexandre Firmino and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turner cracks Blastoise with a good jab.
Blastoise blocks a low kick nicely.
Blastoise with a lazy takedown attempt
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Blastoise misses with a takedown
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Turner misses with a double jab.
Turner lands an overhand right.
Blastoise avoids the body shot from Turner.
Turner misses with a low kick as Blastoise jumps back.
Turner tries to score with a low kick but Blastoise moves his leg out of the way.
Blastoise fails with the takedown
and Turner counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Squirtle Blastoise. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Turner displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Blastoise.
Blastoise has his takedown stuffed
letting Turner counter with a right hand.
Turner scores with a nice strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turner connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A clash of legs there as Blastoise blocks the low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turner with a nice cross.
Turner misses with a body shot.
Blastoise gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Turner cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ike Turner is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Blastoise fails with the takedown
and Turner counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Blastoise thinking.
Turner throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Blastoise stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Turner scores with a head kick.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Blastoise. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Blastoise has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Blastoise there as he acknowledges the shot.
Blastoise shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turner swinging wildly here.
Turner throws a right and a left that Blastoise avoids nicely.
Blastoise shoots and misses
and Turner counters with a right hand to the body.
Blastoise fails with the takedown
and Turner counters with a slapping leg kick.
Blastoise is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blastoise shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Turner counters with a straight right hand.
Turner scores with a shot to the body.
Blastoise tries for a takedown but Turner circles away easily
and Turner counters with a straight right hand.
Blastoise gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Turner counters with a thumping low kick.
Turner dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Blastoise. That did some damage!
Turner misses with a wild combination.
Blastoise misses with a takedown
and Turner counters with a right hand to the body.
Turner throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Turner connects with a leg kick. Blastoise looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Turner throws a head kick but Blastoise moves out of range.
Turner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blastoise misses with a takedown
and Turner counters with a left and a right that stings Blastoise.
A nice leg kick lands there from Turner.
Turner connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Blastoise tries for a takedown but Turner circles away easily
and Turner cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Turner lands with a right hand.
Blastoise with a poor takedown
and Turner counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blastoise is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Blastoise is rocked!
Turner scores with a nice head shot.
Oh Blastoise is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Blastoise misses with a takedown
and Turner cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Turner cracks Blastoise with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Blastoise tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Turner pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Blastoise is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ike Turner!
An out of breath Ike Turner thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.