PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chalupa Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mac Bull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones comes to the cage accompanied by Ode to Taco Bell. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jones
vs
Bull

190 cm
18
175 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
23
173 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Battle Bars Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Chalupa Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Mac Bull!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Glass and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones throws a nice looking combination but Bull bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jones swinging wilding here.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Jones misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jones works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jones misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bull throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bull takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Jones lands a jab to Bull's midsection.
Jones fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bull looks gassed!
Bull bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bull looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A punch combination from Jones misses.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bull tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jones throws a series of punches but Bull moves out of range.
Bull swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bull throws a sloppy head kick and Jones moves out of range easily.
Jones swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bull moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jones misses with the combination.
Jones throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bull.
Bull misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones fails to land with a series of punches.
Jones throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bull counters with an inside leg kick.
Bull tries to bum rush Jones with a series of wild strikes but Jones uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Danga de danga de dang - Bull scores with a four punch combination!
Jones misses with a series of wild punches.
Jones blocks a head kick by Bull.
Jones digs a good hook to Bull's body.
Jones misses with a double jab.
Bull throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Mac Bull seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Crunch! Bull slams his shin into Jones's torso.
Jones throws a right and a left that Bull avoids nicely.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bull feints and then cracks Jones's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jones down.
Bull throws a sloppy head kick and Jones moves out of range easily.
Jones throws a nice looking combination but Bull bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jones throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bull.
Crunch! Bull slams his shin into Jones's torso.
Bull tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jones throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bull counters with a good low kick that Jones was not able to check.
Bull tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bull pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jones swinging wilding here.
Jones throws a series of punches but Bull avoids them all with ease.
Jones throws a right and a left that Bull avoids nicely.
Bull misses with a double jab
and Jones counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bull misses with a head kick.
Bull takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Jones misses with a double jab
and Bull counters with a left and a right that stings Jones.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Jones misses with the combination.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bull moves away.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Bull moves away and avoids it.
Jones dips to his left and cracks Bull with an uppercut!
Bull throws the kick towards the body but Jones avoids it.
Jones rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bull moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bull fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jones.
Bull throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Bull showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jones.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jones scores with a hook to the body. Bull takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bull avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jones is looking to wear down Bull with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Jones misses with a few strikes there.
Bull misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Bull slips a jab and a cross from Jones.
Jones misses with a wild combination.
Bull goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A big right from Jones misses.
Jones misses with a few strikes there.
Jones throws a right hand that Bull ducks under and follows up with a left that Bull also avoids with ease.
Jones swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jones misses with a double jab.
Bull plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chalupa Jones dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Jones throws a series of punches but Bull avoids them all with ease.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bull moves away.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Bull misses with a head kick.
Jones's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Jones duly obliges.
Jones moves out of range as Bull throws a body kick.
Bull looks for the body kick but Jones saw that one coming.
Bull gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jones.
Bull dodges the punch combination from Jones.
A head kick misses from Bull.
Jones will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jones misses with a double jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bull throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bull dodges the punch combination from Jones.
Jones misses with a wild combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bull throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones lands a jab-cross combination.
A head kick misses from Bull.
Jones throws a series of punches but Bull avoids them all with ease.
Jones misses with a few strikes there.
Jones fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bull tries a head kick but it misses.
Jones misses with a series of wild punches.
Jones throws a series of punches but Bull avoids them all with ease.
Jones takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jones lands with a hook. Bull tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bull slips under a jab from Jones.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Jones avoids the head kick by Bull.
Bull throws a head kick that misses.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Jones misses with a wild combination.
Bull throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Bull avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bull lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jones blocks a head kick by Bull.
Jones misses with a few strikes there.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Jones misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jones scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
A head kick misses from Bull.
Bull walks into a straight right hand from Jones.
Jones throws a one two combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
No joy there for Jones, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bull misses with a series of wild punches.
Jones swinging wilding here.
Bull chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bull slips a jab and a cross from Jones.
Bull throws a sloppy head kick
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bull throws a right and a left that Jones avoids nicely.
Jones will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Chalupa Jones is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bull throws a head kick that misses.
Jones will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bull is looking to land body kicks.
Bull has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bull scores with a head kick.
Jones scores with a three punch combo!
Bull throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Bull.
Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jones takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jones lands a jab-cross combination.
Bull dodges the punch combination from Jones.
Bull throws a push kick but Jones slaps the foot to one side.
Jones connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bull's hands.
Jones throws a right and a left that Bull avoids nicely.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bull throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Jab, jab by Jones - just one landing.
A nice combination there by Jones.
A punch combination from Jones misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chalupa Jones dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bull.
Bull showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jones.
Bull lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Jones misses with a series of wild punches.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jones misses with a double jab.
Jones throws a right hand that Bull ducks under and follows up with a left that Bull also avoids with ease.
Jones pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bull cracks the inside of Jones's front leg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bull bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bull takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bull lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bull manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones blocks a head kick by Bull.
Jones throws a series of punches but Bull avoids them all with ease.
Bull throws a right hand that Jones ducks under and follows up with a left that Jones also avoids with ease.
Jones misses with the combination.
Bull lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bull showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jones.
Jones throws a left and a right that both miss
and Bull counters with a head kick. That will keep Jones thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Bull lands with a kick to the temple. Jones shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Bull throws a sloppy head kick and Jones moves out of range easily.
Jones falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bull counters with a good low kick that Jones was not able to check.
Bull goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
No joy there for Jones, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jones throws a series of punches but Bull avoids them all with ease.
Jones avoids the head kick by Bull.
Jones misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Bull dodges the punch combination from Jones.
Jones loads up on a big right hand but Bull slips the punch.
Bull pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Some wild striking there from Jones.
Bull bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jones misses with a few strikes there.
Bull lands with a kick to the temple. Jones shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Jones throws a series of punches but Bull moves out of range.
Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bull looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bull throws a head kick that misses.
Bull fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jones is out of range.
Jones throws a one two combo.
Chalupa Jones is winning the standup battle so far.
Bull avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bull bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bull has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bull tries a head kick but it misses.
Jones throws a right and a left that Bull avoids nicely.
Bull showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jones.
Jones is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jones misses with the combination.
Jones will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Jones fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jones misses with a few strikes there.
Jones throws a right and a left that Bull avoids nicely.
Bull misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jones takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jones avoids the head kick by Bull.
Jones swinging wilding here.
A punch combination from Jones misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Bull misses with the combination.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A head kick misses from Bull.
Jones will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bull showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jones.
Bull lands with a kick to the temple. Jones shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Bull takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Jones looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jones scores with the left hand. Bull knows he should have avoided that one.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jones avoids the head kick by Bull.
Jones fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jones throws a series of strikes that have Bull backpedaling.
Jones throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bull counters with a low kick, right behind Jones 's knee.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mac Bull comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jones has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight for Chalupa Jones!
Judge James Glass scores the fight for Chalupa Jones!
Judge James Atkins scores the fight for Chalupa Jones!

Chalupa Jones wins by unanimous decision!