PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Joseph The Great (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexi Takala (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joseph The Great is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

The Great
vs
Takala

190 cm
25
162 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
28
164 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

ANABOLIC Nutrition 160Q and LAUNDRY 85%

Namunamu Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joseph The Great!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alexi Takala!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Chris Downing and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Great misses the jab.
The Great with a poor takedown
and Takala counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Takala misses with a straight right.
A lazy left from The Great finds it's target.
The Great takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Great misses with an uppercut

and Takala counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Takala.
The Great is trying to break free.
The Great wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Takala lands a nice shot to the body.
The Great tries to circle away but Takala has him pinned against the cage.
The Great wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Great wants to break free but Takala has control.
The Great has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The Great is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Takala lands a nice uppercut.
The Great wants to break free but Takala has control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Takala lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Great working hard to break the clinch.
Takala taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The Great is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The Great is trying to break the clinch but Takala has him pressed against the cage.
The Great is trying to break the clinch but Takala is controlling him.
The Great fails to pull guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joseph The Great. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Great is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Takala tries to work over The Great's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Great tries to score a body lock takedown but Takala shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
The Great really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The Great tries to break free but Takala pushes him back against the cage.
The Great is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Takala is defending well.

Takala escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Great shoots in and drives through. Takala sprawls well.
Takala takes a jab right on the kisser.
Takala scores with the left hand. The Great knows he should have avoided that one.
Horrible takedown by The Great or perhaps it was just good defense by Takala which made him look bad.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Takala. Beautiful body shot.
Takala slips a straight right by The Great.
The Great misses the jab.
The Great tries to clinch up
and Takala counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Great throws a right hand that misses
and Takala counters with an inside leg kick.
Takala tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Great swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Takala fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt The Great.
Takala needs to keep his hands up - The Great had a free shot at his head there.

Takala is rocked!

The Great shoots in for a takedown. He's got it... He's hoisted his opponent over his head and is carrying him over to the other end of the mat. The crowd roars in approval and The Great slams his opponent to the mat. OH, that is naaaaaasty! He's out! The Great lands a punch to his unconscious victim for good measure before the ref has time to call the fight.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Slam). Joseph The Great!
Joseph The Great decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Alexi Takala was interviewed post fight and said 'Fuck you! I won'.