PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ling Pling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron McJizzle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ron McJizzle has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Pling
vs
McJizzle

192 cm
25
256 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

188 cm
23
220 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ling Pling!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron McJizzle!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McJizzle takes a jab right on the kisser.
No luck for McJizzle with that takedown attempt.
Pling lunges at McJizzle with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McJizzle's hand.
Pling bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Pling thuds a left hand into McJizzle's body.
Pling misses with a looping left.
Pling misses with a looping left.
McJizzle tries a low kick but Pling avoids it.
McJizzle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McJizzle slips under a jab.
McJizzle ducks under a wild hook from Pling.
McJizzle throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Pling's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McJizzle fails to land the takedown.
Pling could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pling.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by McJizzle or perhaps it was just good defense by Pling which made him look bad.
Ling Pling has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ron McJizzle.
Pling misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pling lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as McJizzle backs up against the cage.

It looks like Ron McJizzle has been cut.
Pling throws an off balance right hand
and McJizzle finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Pling throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McJizzle.
Pling looks to land a right hand but McJizzle moved out of range.
Pling tests McJizzle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McJizzle misses with a takedown attempt - Pling sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pling misses with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pling rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McJizzle moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pling is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Pling's jab looks to have found its range, popping McJizzle under the eye.

McJizzle pushes Pling up against the cage in a clinch.
Pling is defending well against a takedown attempt.
McJizzle lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pling backwards.

McJizzle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McJizzle fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Pling avoids it really well and circles away.
Ling Pling seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pling throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pling avoids the head kick by McJizzle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pling ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
McJizzle gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Pling.
Pling throws a right hand that misses
and McJizzle finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
McJizzle looks winded!
McJizzle uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pling.
Pling scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Pling scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Pling ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pling misses with an uppercut.
Pling connects with a body shot.
McJizzle slips a straight right by Pling.
Pling throws a hook to the side of McJizzle's head but McJizzle sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McJizzle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pling manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pling lands with an uppercut that bounces McJizzle off the cage and back into range.
Ling Pling is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McJizzle takes one to the chin there.
Pling is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pling takes a swing at McJizzle's ribcage but misses.
Pling lands with a cross.
Pling darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Pling misses with a double jab.
Pling lands with a cross.
Pling defends well against a solid takedown attempt from McJizzle.
A decent looking cross lands there for Pling.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pling's jab looks to have found its range, popping McJizzle under the eye.
Pling stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Pling tests McJizzle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ling Pling dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ron McJizzle's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Pling dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McJizzle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McJizzle looks to score with a jab to the body but Pling is just out of range.
McJizzle takes a swing at Pling's ribcage but misses.
Ling Pling is winning the standup battle so far.

McJizzle drives through with a takedown into guard.
McJizzle trying to control the position from guard on top but Pling is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

McJizzle thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Pling knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McJizzle on the ground.
Pling keeping moving, preventing McJizzle from controlling successfully.
McJizzle won't allow Pling to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McJizzle would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
McJizzle is breathing heavily.
Pling keeping moving, preventing McJizzle from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McJizzle throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Pling works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Ron McJizzle was stalling too much, according to the referee.
McJizzle wants to clinch.
Pling clobbers McJizzle with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pling connects with a body shot that sends McJizzle's belly button to the back.
McJizzle defending well as Pling loads up on a big left hand.
Pling circles away from the clinch attempt
and Pling counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McJizzle has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
McJizzle tries for a takedown but Pling circles away easily
and Pling counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pling scores with a sloppy right hand. McJizzle should have avoided that one.
Pling throws the left hand but McJizzle avoids the punch easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pling.
McJizzle takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pling tests McJizzle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McJizzle takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Donk. Pling catches McJizzle right on the button with a cross.
McJizzle walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Pling takes a kick to the side of the head.
Pling digs a good body shot into McJizzle's ribs.
McJizzle misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McJizzle tries to grapple but his opponent circles
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
and Pling counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pling paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Ron McJizzle is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pling misses with an uppercut.
McJizzle tries to clinch but Pling moves out of range.
McJizzle takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McJizzle takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Pling lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pling lands a straight punch to the body, keeping McJizzle at a distance.
McJizzle tries to land a leg kick but Pling saw it coming and moves away.
McJizzle tries to land a front kick but Pling steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Pling's jab looks to have found its range, popping McJizzle under the eye.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pling digs a good body shot into McJizzle's ribs.
Pling looks to land a combination. McJizzle sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
McJizzle slips a jab from Pling.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ling Pling dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ron McJizzle's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Pling throws out a loose jab but McJizzle uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pling misses the shot to the body.
Pling swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by McJizzle.
McJizzle shoots in and drives through. Pling sprawls well.
McJizzle uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pling.
McJizzle looks to land a body kick but Pling moved away.
Nice uppercut lands for Pling. That snapped McJizzle's head back.
Danga de danga de dang - Pling scores with a four punch combination!
Pling scores with a hook.
Pling lands with a right hand.
McJizzle throws a head kick but Pling moves out of range.
McJizzle tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McJizzle steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pling.
Pling digs a good hook to McJizzle's body.
McJizzle slips under a jab from Pling.
McJizzle shoots in looking for a takedown but Pling manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McJizzle's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
McJizzle takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
No joy there for Pling, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McJizzle displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pling throws out the jab.
McJizzle slips under a jab.
McJizzle misses with a wild body shot.
Pling lands with an uppercut that bounces McJizzle off the cage and back into range.
Pling leaves McJizzle with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Ling Pling has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ron McJizzle.
Pling lands with a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pling lands with a hook. McJizzle tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Pling scores with a body shot.
Pling throws a series of punches but McJizzle moves out of range.
McJizzle misses with a body shot.
Pling moves out of range of the body kick.
McJizzle takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Pling cracks a nice hook into McJizzle's ribs.
Pling throws an overhand right that lands on McJizzle's shoulder, as McJizzle tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pling's jab looks to have found its range, popping McJizzle under the eye.
Pling throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McJizzle on the side of the head.
Pling misses with the combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pling works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
McJizzle looks to clinch
and Pling counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pling throws a lazy uppercut
and McJizzle counters with a series of strikes. Pling will be more careful next time no doubt.
Danga de danga de dang - Pling scores with a four punch combination!
Pling looks to land a right hand but McJizzle moved out of range.
Pling loads up on a big right hand but McJizzle slips the punch.
Pling missing with a left hand there. McJizzle was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pling digs a good hook to McJizzle's body.
A lazy left from Pling finds it's target.
Pling throws a jab when McJizzle was well out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pling misses with a hook. McJizzle ducked under it nicely.
Good exchange - Pling coming out on top.
Pling looks to land a right hand but McJizzle moved out of range.
Pling lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
McJizzle takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pling takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Pling lands a jab to McJizzle's midsection.
McJizzle shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pling as he avoids it easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pling lands a really nice looking cross but McJizzle seems unphased.
McJizzle on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ron McJizzle has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ling Pling is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McJizzle takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ling Pling showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Pling, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ling Pling!
A relieved looking Ling Pling thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.