PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Clownturd McManmuffin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Erik Veloso (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McManmuffin comes to the cage accompanied by HOT HAM N CHEESE . The crowd seem to be enjoying Veloso's choice of entrance music: Wild Boys - Duran Duran. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Erik Veloso was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

McManmuffin
vs
Veloso

175 cm
18
189 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

185 cm
21
185 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Clownturd McManmuffin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Erik Veloso!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Matheus Silva and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Veloso tries to clinch but McManmuffin is having none of it.
Veloso looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Veloso shoots in but no luck this time.

McManmuffin takes the fight into the clinch.
McManmuffin tries to pull guard but Veloso holds him up against the cage and eventually McManmuffin drops back down to his feet.

Veloso breaks the clinch.
McManmuffin with a poor takedown

and Veloso holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
McManmuffin changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Veloso fights it off and pushes away nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Clownturd McManmuffin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McManmuffin doesn't succeed with the takedown

so Veloso counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Veloso avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McManmuffin working a defensive guard here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McManmuffin has a closed guard, preventing Veloso from standing up.

Veloso is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but McManmuffin has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Veloso is looking to defend but McManmuffin has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Veloso! McManmuffin pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Veloso taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Clownturd McManmuffin!