PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and LC Audet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes to the cage accompanied by IM A MAN.. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Sheen
vs
Audet

183 cm
28
180 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

184 cm
25
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Fight Night Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, LC Audet!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Ryoma Takatsuka and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good exchange - Audet coming out on top.
Audet doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Sheen is looking to clinch.
Sheen misses with a body shot.
Audet throws a poor cross that misses

and Sheen holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

Audet gets control of Sheen's arms and successfully pulls guard. Audet will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Audet manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Audet content just to control the position here.

Audet is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Audet extends the arm and Sheen is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). LC Audet!
Post fight, LC Audet took to the microphone: 'In this cage I just smoked a clown beat him in his own fuckin home town. So whyd you do that? You need to take your whole fuckin crew back to school. Fact is, just pull up a stool, I'm your teacher. I just wore your bitch ass out like a pair of sneakers. You just lost ur live to LC The Grim Reaper!'.