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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hades Underworld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesse Jalkalukko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Underworld comes to the cage accompanied by Mr. Torture. Jalkalukko has chosen Jordan Sparks ft. Chris Brown - No Air as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jesse Jalkalukko was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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192 lbs
23 - 10 - 0 |
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190 cm
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200 lbs
18 - 19 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Hades Underworld!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jesse Jalkalukko!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Albert Achterberg and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jalkalukko is looking to score with low kicks.
Jalkalukko looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Jalkalukko looking to pass the guard.
Underworld pushes Jalkalukko off and scrambles back to his feet.
A head kick misses from Jalkalukko.
Jalkalukko connects with an inside leg kick.
Hades Underworld seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jalkalukko is looking to score with low kicks.
Jalkalukko shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Underworld as he avoids it easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jalkalukko looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jalkalukko lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Underworld throws a lazy body kick
and Jalkalukko counters with a low kick, right behind Underworld 's knee.
Jalkalukko shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jalkalukko looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Hades Underworld has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jesse Jalkalukko.
Underworld pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jalkalukko shoots for a takedown but Underworld saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jalkalukko turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Underworld moves out of range of the body kick from Jalkalukko.
Underworld swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jalkalukko fails with the takedown
and Underworld counters with a two punch combo.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jalkalukko.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jalkalukko avoids the head kick by Underworld.
Jalkalukko throws a nice outside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jalkalukko shoots in but no luck this time.
Underworld fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Underworld throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Jalkalukko's head.
Jalkalukko throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jalkalukko takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Underworld throws a sloppy head kick and Jalkalukko moves out of range easily.
Jalkalukko walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Underworld checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jalkalukko misses with a takedown attempt - Underworld sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Jalkalukko bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Underworld misses with a combination
and Jalkalukko counters with an outside leg kick.
Jalkalukko tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Underworld swivels and escapes.
Underworld stuffs the takedown attempt from Jalkalukko. Jalkalukko gets slowly back to his feet.
Jalkalukko looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Underworld throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jalkalukko.
Underworld misses with a looping left.
Jalkalukko wants to slow Underworld down by chopping away at his legs.
Jalkalukko forces Underworld back against the cage and clinches.
Underworld lands a right hand.
Jalkalukko is rocked!
Underworld's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jalkalukko is still on wobbly legs! Can Underworld finish him?
A shot to the liver by Underworld. Beautiful body shot.
Jalkalukko looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Underworld punishes Jalkalukko's body with a nice straight punch.
Hades Underworld is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Underworld.
Crack! A monster head kick from Underworld and Jalkalukko falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Underworld!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hades Underworld!
Hades Underworld took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, [EVO] Koffin Inc. *92% Laundry NOT Available* for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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