PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Travis Reed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes into the arena with All Within My Hands blaring out of the sound system. Reed has chosen Bitkit - Explode as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cartman
vs
Reed

199 cm
27
283 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

195 cm
34
273 lbs
23 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Travis Reed!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Chris Edwards and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Reed circles away.
Reed throws a body kick that misses.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Reed looks to land a body kick but Cartman moved away.
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Reed throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cartman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Reed swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman wants to clinch but Reed slips to the side
and Reed counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Reed swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Reed tries a head kick but it misses.
Reed is looking to slow Cartman down with leg kicks.
Cartman blocks the body kick.
Cartman misses with a head kick.
Reed throws an overhand right that lands on Cartman's shoulder, as Cartman tries to avoid the shot.
Reed throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Reed misses.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Reed pushes him off.
Reed loads up on a big right hand but Cartman slips the punch.
Cartman tries to clinch there but Reed circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reed throws a lazy right hand but Cartman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Reed loads up on a big right hand but Cartman slips the punch.
Reed keeps the fight on the outside.
Reed goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Reed.
Reed scores with a punch to the head.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Reed circles away.
Cartman moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A big right from Reed misses.
Reed connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Cartman gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Cartman just leaning against Reed, taking a breather.
Cartman lands a nice uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Cartman being controlled against the cage.
Reed blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Reed goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reed goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reed swings wildly with an uppercut but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Reed doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartman tries a body shot but Reed blocks it.
Cartman wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Cartman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Reed throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Cartman counter with a right hand.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cartman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cartman misses the body punch
and Reed counters with a good, hard body kick but Cartman shrugs it off.
Reed lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Reed lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Reed lands a nice looking body kick.
Reed explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman ducks right into an uppercut from Reed.
Reed fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cartman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Reed fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cartman.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Cartman tries to keep at a distance but Reed has taken the fight into the clinch.
Reed pushes Cartman back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Reed misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman trying to stall but Reed improves his position.
Reed misses with some punches.
Reed doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Reed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Reed slowing the pace effectively.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Reed blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cartman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Reed.
Reed lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Reed misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cartman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Reed.
Still in the clinch, Reed scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cartman is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Cartman is looking to break free of the clinch but Reed has double underhooks.
A nice right hand lands inside from Reed.
Reed trying to stall but Cartman improves his position.

Cartman breaks from the clinch.
Reed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
Cartman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Reed fails in his attempt to clinch.
Reed throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Reed tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cartman throws a lazy right hand but Reed sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cartman tries to clinch up
and Reed counters with a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Travis Reed dominated that round.
That's time! Cartman's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Reed cracks a nice hook into Cartman's ribs.
Reed pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Reed throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Reed fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cartman.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Reed sends Cartman crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Reed is motioning to the referee to let Cartman up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Reed drops Cartman with a huge uppercut! Cartman drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Reed is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Travis Reed!
During a confident post fight interview, Travis Reed thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.