PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alfie Norks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Serj Wunderkind (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Norks comes to the cage accompanied by Like a G6. The crowd seem to be enjoying Wunderkind's choice of entrance music: Black Skinhead. Alfie Norks could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Serj Wunderkind's chin.

Norks
vs
Wunderkind

200 cm
31
267 lbs
26 - 10 - 0

201 cm
25
226 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Alfie Norks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Serj Wunderkind!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Jeff Smith and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Norks misses with a body kick.
Wunderkind pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wunderkind on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Norks. Norks obviously looking to wear him down.

Wunderkind rushes Norks and presses him up against the cage.
Norks lands with a light punch inside.

It looks like Serj Wunderkind has been cut.
Norks misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wunderkind.
Wunderkind is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Norks is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Wunderkind is keeping busy.
Norks is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Wunderkind is defending well for now.
Norks pushes off an throws an elbow but Wunderkind leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Norks lands an elbow inside.
Norks throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Norks misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wunderkind.
Wunderkind misses with a hook from the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Norks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Norks unloads a knee to the mid-section. Wunderkind lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wunderkind on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Norks keeps control of Wunderkind as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Norks throws a knee to the head but misses.
Norks gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wunderkind managing to block the knees to the body from Norks.
Norks connects with a nasty looking knee right to Wunderkind's face.

Wunderkind is rocked!

Wunderkind escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wunderkind is still on wobbly legs! Can Norks finish him?
Wunderkind tries to get into range but Norks steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Wunderkind! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Norks scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alfie Norks!