PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Myers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pablo Santucho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Myers kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Halloween. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Myers
vs
Santucho

200 cm
24
260 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

195 cm
31
253 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

DTK Designs (Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mike Myers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pablo Santucho!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Myers takes a jab right on the kisser.
Myers throws a chopping leg kick but Santucho manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

Santucho manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Myers on his heels. He'll look to pass Myers's guard now, I'm sure.
Myers looking for a sweep. Not yet Myers, not yet.
Myers on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Myers tries to get out of the position.
Santucho trying to control but Myers is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Santucho pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Myers is keeping the position for now.

Myers wriggles free and stands up.
Santucho misses with a kick to the body.

Santucho gets a double leg takedown into Myers's guard.
Santucho must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Myers is pulling down on Santucho's head to control his posture.

Myers has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Santucho doesn't defend quickly enough and Myers has managed to lock this one up! Can Santucho escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Myers on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Mike Myers!