PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Henry Loiseau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bootyshanks The 3rd has chosen When You Least Expect It as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Loiseau
vs
Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd

187 cm
24
185 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

174 cm
23
182 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Damnfield clothing
The Dark Side

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Henry Loiseau!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bootyshanks The 3rd digs a good body shot into Loiseau's ribs.

Bootyshanks The 3rd shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Bootyshanks The 3rd showed some decent athleticism there.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to take a break and control but Loiseau is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Loiseau tries to get to full guard but Bootyshanks The 3rd has control of the leg.
Loiseau trying to get back to full guard but Bootyshanks The 3rd takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Loiseau really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd landing strikes from the mount.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bootyshanks The 3rd punishing his opponent with strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a heavy elbow.
Loiseau is looking to improve his position but Bootyshanks The 3rd isn't that keen on the idea.
Bootyshanks The 3rd putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

Loiseau is rocked!
Bootyshanks The 3rd is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Oh Loiseau is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bootyshanks The 3rd drops a big elbow. That's hurt Loiseau! More shots from Bootyshanks The 3rd and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd made sure he mentioned The Dark Side, along with how happy he was to win his fight.