PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ned Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leonardo Dicaprio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gein comes to the cage accompanied by 'Mama Said Knock You Out' by LL Cool J. Dicaprio has chosen U.O.E.N.O as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Gein
vs
Leonardo Dicaprio

194 cm
26
210 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

190 cm
25
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ned Gein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Leonardo Dicaprio !
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Matheus Silva and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gein throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dicaprio checks a low kick from Gein.

Gein throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Dicaprio was covering up waiting for the punch and Gein finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Gein stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dicaprio swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Gein works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Gein throwing shots but Dicaprio is blocking nicely.
Dicaprio really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Gein. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Gein looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Gein not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein sitting and controlling from the half guard.

Gein in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Dicaprio tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Gein!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Ned Gein!
A victorious Ned Gein thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Leonardo Dicaprio spoke after the fight, saying 'Fuck hats off to the winner'.