PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ice Lander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karim Montana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lander's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Tribute. Montana has chosen 100 as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lander
vs
Montana

190 cm
32
231 lbs
31 - 19 - 0

195 cm
32
270 lbs
24 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 19 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ice Lander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Karim Montana!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Tarja Halkonen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Montana chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lander throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Montana throws a nice looking combination but Lander bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lander throws a head kick but Montana moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Lander throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Montana misses with an uppercut.
Lander moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

It looks like Karim Montana has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A solid leg kick lands there for Lander.
Montana throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Montana swings for the body but Lander moves out of range.
Lander connects with a leg kick. Montana looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lander bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lander misses the body punch
and Montana connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lander misses with a hook.

Oooooh!!! Lander has knocked Montana down with a huge combo! Lander steps away and waves a wobbly Montana back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lander with a jab.

Montana is rocked!
Montana lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Montana is still on wobbly legs! Can Lander finish him?

Lander gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Montana to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Montana seems to have recovered his senses.
Lander working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Montana.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Montana throws a big elbow that misses.
Montana throws an elbow that misses. Lander uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Montana's guard. Nice move by Lander!
Lander wants to control from the top but Montana keeps moving.
Montana has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Lander decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Montana, up you get!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lander lands an overhand right.

Lander gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Montana trying to control but Lander is working from the bottom.
Montana stopping the sweep attempt from Lander.
Lander is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lander wants to stand up but Montana is controlling him.
Lander is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Lander is trying to keep Montana in close.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

We're going to have a standup here because Ice Lander wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Montana rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lander moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Lander. That's going to slow Montana down.
Lander tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Lander fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lander.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lander checks a leg kick.
Lander throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Montana tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A nice leg kick lands there from Montana.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lander is looking to slow Montana down with leg kicks.
Lander scores with a jab to the body.
Lander dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Montana looks winded!
Lander fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Montana checks it well.
Lander misses with a low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lander swings for the body but Montana moves out of range.
Lander lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Montana misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ice Lander dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Karim Montana's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Lander misses with a body shot.
Lander throws a leg kick
and Montana counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Lander lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Montana tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Lander swivels and escapes.
Montana shoots in looking for a takedown. Lander tries to sprawl out of it but Montana keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Lander manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Montana thows a leg kick but Lander checks it
and Lander counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Montana throws a head kick but Lander moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Montana checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lander. Montana does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lander throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Montana stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Lander lands a big head kick that sends Montana tumbling to the mat! Lander takes a step backwards and waves Montana back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Lander looks to score with a jab to the body but Montana is just out of range.
Montana avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lander throws a head kick but Montana moves out of range.
Montana looks to score with a jab to the body but Lander is just out of range.
Ice Lander is winning the standup battle so far.
Montana connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Montana fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Lander checks it well.
Montana throws a nice looking combination but Lander bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Montana lands with a good body shot.
Montana pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Lander closes the distance and clinches.
Montana blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Montana tries to throw a body punch but Lander avoids it by throwing Montana back against the cage.

Montana breaks the clinch.
Montana wants to slow Lander down by chopping away at his legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lander throws a looping overhand right but Montana ducks down to avoid it.
Lander tries to land a front kick but Montana steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Montana takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lander misses with a head kick.
Lander throws a sloppy body shot
and Montana counters with a stiff right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lander with a jab.
Lander fails with an attempt to clinch.
Montana throws the left hand but Lander avoids the punch easily.
Montana lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Montana feints and then cracks Lander's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lander down.
Montana scores with a nice right hand.
Montana lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lander misses with a wild combination.
Lander misses the jab.
An inside leg kick from Montana misses.
Lander fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Montana is out of range.
Montana walks into a jab.
Montana tries to clinch but Lander moves out of range.
Montana throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Montana jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lander uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Montana.
Montana chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lander can pounce on him.
Lander takes a kick to the side of the head.
Ice Lander is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Montana lands with a good body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice leg kick lands there from Lander.
Lander uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Montana.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Lander!
Montana moves out of range of the body kick.
Montana throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Montana lands a jab.
Lander fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Montana manages to avoid it.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Lander here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Montana on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lander. Lander obviously looking to wear him down.
Montana misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ice Lander dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Karim Montana's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Lander blocks a leg kick.
Lander throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Montana moves into range and connects with a jab.
Lander is looking to clinch.
Montana throws a chopping leg kick but Lander manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lander misses with a double jab.
Montana throws a wild body kick that Lander sees coming a mile off.
Nice uppercut there from Lander.
Lander takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Montana scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lander doesn't seem bothered though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Montana checks a low kick from Lander.
Montana jabs Lander right on the nose. Lander blinks but takes it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Montana lands with a nice body punch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Montana misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lander.
Montana lands with a right hand.
Montana fails to land with a series of punches.
Lander takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Montana misses with a low kick.
Lander moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Montana wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A telegraphed right hand from Lander misses the target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Montana tries a head kick but it misses.
Montana chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lander can pounce on him.
Montana delivers a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lander throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Montana fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lander misses the body punch
and Montana counters with a good low kick that Lander was not able to check.
The fighters circle momentarily. Lander darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Montana avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lander.
Lander throws a right and a left that both miss.
Montana misses with a leg kick
and Lander counters with a nice uppercut.
Lander throws a hook but Montana blocks it.
Karim Montana has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Montana just misses with a punch to the body.
Montana walks forward, straight into a front kick from Lander.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lander ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Montana moves away.
Montana lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lander lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lander changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Montana lands a nice hook to Lander's body. Lander takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Montana swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lander lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lander moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Lander. Montana shrugs it off though.
A chopping leg kick lands by Lander.
Lander digs a good hook to Montana's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lander lands with a straight right. Montana didn't see that one coming.
Lander's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Montana connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Lander scrambles back to his feet.
Lander throws a nice inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Montana.
A jab lands there for Lander.
Montana swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Montana just misses with a punch to the body.
Montana misses with a looping right.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lander lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Lander has taken the fight to the clinch.
Montana misses with a punch on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Ice Lander.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lander, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ice Lander!
After the big win, Ice Lander made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.