PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ivan Kralaiev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cro Copout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Copout comes into a darkened arena with his song building. you throw knee, i go home kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kralaiev
vs
Copout

191 cm
36
240 lbs
19 - 20 - 1

219 cm
32
285 lbs
46 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ivan Kralaiev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 46 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cro Copout!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Copout misses with a double jab.

Copout moves into the clinch.
Copout misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kralaiev is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Copout is defending well for now.
Copout lands with a short punch from the clinch.

It looks like Ivan Kralaiev has been cut.
Kralaiev with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kralaiev tries a knee to the head but Copout blocks it.
Kralaiev tries a knee to the head but Copout blocks it.
Kralaiev trying to land knees to the body.
Kralaiev blocks a body shot from Copout.
Kralaiev tries to land knees in the clinch but Copout avoids the damage to the body.
A body shot lands from Copout.
Copout scores with a nice hook to the head.
Copout goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Copout stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kralaiev misses with a knee to the head.
Nice body punch from Copout - that landed with a thud.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Copout tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kralaiev avoids it.
Copout tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kralaiev's elbow.
Kralaiev is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Copout is defending well for now.
Kralaiev's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Copout lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Copout on the inside.
Copout goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Copout struggles to land a body shot inside as Kralaiev controls his hands.
Copout tries to throw a body punch but Kralaiev avoids it by throwing Copout back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Copout.
Copout misses with a body punch.
Copout lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kralaiev backwards.
Copout tries a knee to the head but Kralaiev blocks it.
Kralaiev blocking some punches.
Copout scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Copout throws a head punch that misses.
Copout misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Copout unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Kralaiev! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Copout is unloading with more strikes now! Kralaiev drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cro Copout!
A very excited looking Cro Copout rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.