PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Edmund Dorrance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daarstknasset Oystenteller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dorrance kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Thou Shalt Always Kill. Oystenteller has chosen The Satanic Darkness as his entrance music. Daarstknasset Oystenteller has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Dorrance
vs
Oystenteller

186 cm
22
180 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

178 cm
24
175 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Edmund Dorrance!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Daarstknasset Oystenteller!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Glass and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oystenteller moves away from the strike by Dorrance.
Oystenteller uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dorrance.
Dorrance stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Oystenteller uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dorrance.
Dorrance slips under a jab from Oystenteller.

Oystenteller gets a takedown into half guard.
Oystenteller looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

Oystenteller is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Dorrance is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Daarstknasset Oystenteller!
In his post fight interview, Daarstknasset Oystenteller started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.