PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between JC The Easter Bunny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcus McBorin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Easter Bunny's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bunny stuff. . Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

The Easter Bunny
vs
McBorin

195 cm
28
289 lbs
17 - 14 - 0

190 cm
29
270 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, JC The Easter Bunny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marcus McBorin!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McBorin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

McBorin bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
McBorin working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
The Easter Bunny tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but McBorin wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The Easter Bunny has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Steel Penn Training Hive (msg to rent a coach) in the buildup to the fight.
A telegraphed right hand from McBorin misses the target.
McBorin blocks a head kick by The Easter Bunny.
McBorin looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? The Easter Bunny is fending him off so far but McBorin persists. Nope, The Easter Bunny circles away and we're back to standing.
The Easter Bunny cracks McBorin with a right hand to the side of the head.

It looks like Marcus McBorin has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McBorin connects with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from McBorin. The Easter Bunny does a little dance to reset his feet.
McBorin with a poor takedown

and The Easter Bunny counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
McBorin is trying to maintain the position but The Easter Bunny is very close to passing his half guard.
McBorin is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McBorin is defending against the submission attempts here by The Easter Bunny.
McBorin trying to control from the bottom.
The Easter Bunny prevents McBorin from improving his position.
McBorin trying to hold on to The Easter Bunny's head to control him but The Easter Bunny postures up.
The Easter Bunny wants to take a breather but McBorin is having none of it.
McBorin wants to get back to full guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
McBorin is trying to control but can't.
The Easter Bunny wants to pass to mount but McBorin is defending the position.
McBorin wants to control the action here but instead The Easter Bunny manages to pass to full mount!
McBorin wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by The Easter Bunny.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McBorin sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

The Easter Bunny is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The Easter Bunny prevents McBorin from improving his position.
The Easter Bunny tries to pass the half guard into mount. McBorin knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
McBorin is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McBorin is trying is best to control the position here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
The Easter Bunny tries to pass to full mount but McBorin defends it.
McBorin is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The Easter Bunny wants to control but McBorin is keeping him busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Easter Bunny works his foot free and advances to mount.
McBorin can't escape the position.
McBorin slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.

McBorin is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but The Easter Bunny pulls his head out easily.
The Easter Bunny passes the guard and advances to mount!
McBorin tries to get back to half guard but can't.
McBorin is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
McBorin is desperately trying to improve his position but The Easter Bunny has a good base and remains in mount.
The Easter Bunny wants to control the pace but McBorin is squirming around nicely.
The Easter Bunny with shots to the head and body - McBorin looks very uncomfortable down there.
McBorin tries to lock up and control but The Easter Bunny gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Easter Bunny prevents McBorin from getting the reversal.
The Easter Bunny trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The Easter Bunny sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The Easter Bunny lands a nice shot to the head.
The Easter Bunny landing shots from mount.

Marcus McBorin's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Marcus McBorin's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). JC The Easter Bunny!
A very excited looking JC The Easter Bunny made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.