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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hassan Lamouna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Sparrrrrow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lamouna's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Harry Belafonte - . Hassan Lamouna has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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300 lbs
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180 cm
26
205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Hassan Lamouna!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jack Sparrrrrow!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lamouna takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lamouna tries to clinch up but Sparrrrrow circles away and keeps his distance.
Lamouna misses the shot to the body.
Sparrrrrow throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lamouna is looking to clinch.
Lamouna fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sparrrrrow scoring well with a low kick there.
Jack Sparrrrrow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sparrrrrow throws a leg kick but Lamouna sees it coming and moves out of range.
Sparrrrrow shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lamouna looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lamouna throws a right and a left that Sparrrrrow avoids nicely.
Lamouna throws out a loose jab but Sparrrrrow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sparrrrrow circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lamouna leaves Sparrrrrow with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparrrrrow avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sparrrrrow looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lamouna checks a leg kick.
Lamouna defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Sparrrrrow.
No luck for Sparrrrrow with that takedown attempt.
Hassan Lamouna has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Sparrrrrow.
Lamouna waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sparrrrrow.
Sparrrrrow will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Sparrrrrow avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sparrrrrow is looking to slow Lamouna down with leg kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lamouna moves in looking to clinch but Sparrrrrow pushes him off.
Sparrrrrow wants to slow Lamouna down by chopping away at his legs.
Sparrrrrow staying out of range there.
Sparrrrrow changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Lamouna looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Sparrrrrow is trying to get an arm triangle but Lamouna is defending well.
Lamouna knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sparrrrrow on the ground.
Sparrrrrow trying to control the action but Lamouna is working from the bottom.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sparrrrrow working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sparrrrrow looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Lamouna is trying to improve his position.
Lamouna wants to control but Sparrrrrow postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sparrrrrow wants to control but Lamouna is keeping him busy.
The referee asks Sparrrrrow politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Sparrrrrow prefers to stall for the moment though.
Sparrrrrow wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Lamouna, who protects the arm well.
Lamouna on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Lamouna tries to get out of the position.
Sparrrrrow trying to control the action but Lamouna is working from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lamouna wants to control but Sparrrrrow postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Sparrrrrow dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Sparrrrrow fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Lamouna is out of range.
Lamouna checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lamouna tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Sparrrrrow manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Sparrrrrow throws out a leg kick but Lamouna moves out of range and Sparrrrrow only half commits.
Lamouna tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Sparrrrrow manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Lamouna throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A bone on bone clash there as Lamouna blocks the leg kick.
Lamouna throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sparrrrrow chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lamouna stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Sparrrrrow.
Lamouna tries to clinch but Sparrrrrow moves out of range.
Lamouna throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sparrrrrow sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparrrrrow fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Lamouna fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sparrrrrow manages to avoid it.
Lamouna throws a hook but Sparrrrrow avoids it easily.
Sparrrrrow fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lamouna on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lamouna connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Sparrrrrow momentarily.
Sparrrrrow shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lamouna as he avoids it easily.
Hassan Lamouna has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Sparrrrrow.
Lamouna tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sparrrrrow paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nice uppercut lands for Lamouna. That snapped Sparrrrrow's head back.
It looks like Jack Sparrrrrow has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lamouna is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sparrrrrow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lamouna throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sparrrrrow connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sparrrrrow fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Sparrrrrow misses with a low kick.
Sparrrrrow is looking to slow Lamouna down with leg kicks.
Hassan Lamouna is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lamouna is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Lamouna throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sparrrrrow sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lamouna tries to clinch up.
Lamouna fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sparrrrrow manages to avoid it.
Hassan Lamouna is winning the standup battle so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lamouna connects with a nice looking jab.
Sparrrrrow shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Lamouna is trying to defend but Sparrrrrow finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Sparrrrrow is trying to control. Lamouna wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Sparrrrrow is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Sparrrrrow moves nicely into side control.
Sparrrrrow trying to control the action but Lamouna is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sparrrrrow tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Sparrrrrow has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Sparrrrrow has an Americana. Lamouna didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Sparrrrrow is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Sparrrrrow hooks up with any of them at the after show party.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Jack Sparrrrrow!
Jack Sparrrrrow is the new super heavyweight champion!
Jack Sparrrrrow seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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