PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Carlton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Art Vandalay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Carlton might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Samael - Baphomets Throne. Kyle Carlton is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Carlton
vs
Vandalay

192 cm
29
256 lbs
21 - 1 - 0

195 cm
33
240 lbs
27 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KO Clothing
Reaper Combatwear

Hellbent
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kyle Carlton!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Art Vandalay!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Andrew Berry and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Vandalay misses its intended target.
Carlton avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Carlton swats away the attempt to clinch by Vandalay.
Vandalay misses with a hook. Carlton ducked under it nicely.
Vandalay missing with a left hand there. Carlton was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Carlton connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Vandalay's hands.

It looks like Art Vandalay has been cut.
Carlton looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Carlton.
Carlton has been working on his boxing with his coaches at mugler.newyork in the buildup to the fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vandalay throws the left hand but Carlton avoids the punch easily.
Vandalay takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Vandalay misses with a jab to the body
and Carlton counters with a right hand to the body.
Carlton waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vandalay.
Vandalay misses with a hook. Carlton ducked under it nicely.

Oooooh!!! Carlton has knocked Vandalay down with a huge combo! Carlton steps away and waves a wobbly Vandalay back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Vandalay is rocked!
Carlton throws a shot to the body.
Vandalay is still on wobbly legs! Can Carlton finish him?
Vandalay looks winded!
Carlton jabs Vandalay to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Vandalay tries to get into range but Carlton steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Vandalay! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Carlton scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kyle Carlton!
Kyle Carlton retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Kyle Carlton made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.