PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Declan Sweeney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Iiro Tolonen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sweeney's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Four Star Mary - Pain. Tolonen has chosen Johnny Cash : The Man Comes Around as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sweeney
vs
Tolonen

225 cm
28
283 lbs
19 - 5 - 0

213 cm
39
285 lbs
47 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Reaper Combatwear
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Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Declan Sweeney!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 47 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Iiro Tolonen!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Ackerman and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sweeney takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Declan Sweeney has been cut.
Sweeney uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tolonen.
We've been hearing reports that Sweeney has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Tolonen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Tolonen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sweeney throws a shot from downtown. Tolonen moves away and avoids it.
Sweeney misses with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Sweeney.
Tolonen is looking to score with low kicks.
Tolonen rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Sweeney counters with a head kick. That will keep Tolonen thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sweeney gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Tolonen misses with a wild body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sweeney. Tolonen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sweeney's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Tolonen connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Sweeney scrambles back to his feet.
Tolonen tries a head kick but it misses.
Tolonen scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sweeney really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sweeney motions for Tolonen to come forward. Sweeney throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sweeney moves away from the strike by Tolonen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tolonen ducks under a wild hook from Sweeney.
Sweeney slips a jab from Tolonen.
Tolonen thows a leg kick but Sweeney checks it
and Sweeney counters with a nice kick to the body.
Tolonen checks a leg kick.
Tolonen takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Sweeney connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sweeney throws a big shot that misses.
Tolonen lands with a hook. Sweeney tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Tolonen.
A chopping leg kick lands by Sweeney.
Sweeney looks to throw the jab but Tolonen is out of range.
Tolonen keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sweeney dodges the punch combination from Tolonen.
Tolonen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Sweeney.
Sweeney waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tolonen.
Tolonen paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Tolonen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Declan Sweeney is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tolonen takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Tolonen looks winded!
Sweeney connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sweeney lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Tolonen attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Sweeney with a hook.
Sweeney lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tolonen staying out of range there.
Sweeney cracks Tolonen with a left hook right on the temple and Tolonen goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Sweeney lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Tolonen is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Declan Sweeney!
In his post fight interview, Declan Sweeney gave a big smile as he said 'Nothing makes me happier than handing our misery to a bunch of Australians, hope you enjoyed the Death Touch.'.