PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rauhallinen Pommi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dark Humors (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Humors has chosen Hurt - Johnny Cash as his entrance music. Rauhallinen Pommi has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Pommi
vs
Humors

196 cm
19
217 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

185 cm
19
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Perkele!

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rauhallinen Pommi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dark Humors!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Paul Aken and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Humors tries to clinch up but Pommi circles away and keeps his distance.
Humors misses with an uppercut
and Pommi counters with a body kick.
Humors shoots in and drives through. Pommi sprawls well.
Humors throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pommi counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Humors is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Humors wants to clinch up but Pommi keeps it at a distance.
Pommi looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Humors has taken the fight to the clinch.

Pommi breaks from the clinch.
Humors shoots in but no luck this time.
Pommi lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Humors tries to clinch but Pommi is having none of it.
Humors wants to clinch up but Pommi keeps it at a distance.
Pommi wants to land a leg kick but Humors is out of range.
Pommi swats away the attempt to clinch by Humors.
Pommi throws a leg kick which misses Humors's front leg but catches the back leg as Humors tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pommi keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Rauhallinen Pommi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dark Humors.

Pommi lands a big head kick that sends Humors tumbling to the mat! Pommi takes a step backwards and waves Humors back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Dark Humors has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pommi defending well as Humors loads up on a big left hand.
A nice leg kick lands there from Pommi.
Pommi keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Pommi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Humors shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Pommi defends it nicely.
Humors fails with the takedown
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Humors looks winded!
Pommi connects with a leg kick. Humors looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Humors looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pommi - that will leave a mark!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pommi, right into the meat.
Humors takes a kick to the side of the head.
Pommi throws a nice outside leg kick.
Humors takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Humors avoids the head kick by Pommi.
Rauhallinen Pommi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Pommi.
Pommi connects with a high kick.

That has opened up Dark Humors's cut even more.
Humors tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pommi chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Pommi moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Pommi scoring well with a low kick there.
Pommi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humors stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pommi.
Pommi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dark Humors seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pommi thumps Humors with a low kick.
Humors is trying desperately to land a takedown but Pommi is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Humors.
Pommi scores with a head kick.
Pommi cracks the inside of Humors's front leg.
Pommi throws a nice head kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Humors tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Humors doesn't manage to clinch there - Pommi circles away.
Humors is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Humors shoots in for a double leg but Pommi sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Humors fails with a takedown attempt.
Humors tries for a takedown but Pommi sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pommi fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Humors has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A thudding body kick lands there by Pommi!

Pommi lands a big head kick that sends Humors tumbling to the mat! Pommi takes a step backwards and waves Humors back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Pommi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Humors moves to clinch but Pommi breaks away
and Pommi counters with a nice low kick that buckles Humors's knee momentarily.
Humors takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pommi.

Pommi lands a big head kick that sends Humors tumbling to the mat! Pommi takes a step backwards and waves Humors back to his feet - he wants the finish!

The cut above Dark Humors's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Pommi buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Pommi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rauhallinen Pommi dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dark Humors's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

That kick from Pommi tenderised Humors's leg. Humors is trying to keep his angry face on.
Humors's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Humors tries to clinch up.
Humors shoots in but Pommi avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Pommi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Humors takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Humors tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

Pommi lands a big head kick that sends Humors tumbling to the mat! Pommi takes a step backwards and waves Humors back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Humors is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pommi fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Humors is still on wobbly legs! Can Pommi finish him?
A solid leg kick lands there for Pommi.
Humors chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pommi can pounce on him.
Humors seems to have recovered his senses.
Humors is breathing heavily.
Humors on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pommi. Pommi obviously looking to wear him down.
Humors chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pommi can pounce on him.
Humors has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pommi.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pommi seems to be stalking Humors here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Humors drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Rauhallinen Pommi!
A relieved looking Rauhallinen Pommi thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.