PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Giant Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Anka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Burns might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Down With The Sickness- Disturbed. Kalle Anka will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Burns
vs
Anka

198 cm
22
270 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

210 cm
21
275 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Giant Burns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Kalle Anka!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Richard Clark and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burns shoots in and drives through. Anka sprawls well.
Anka throws out a leg kick but Burns moves out of range and Anka only half commits.
Anka throws a lazy right hand but Burns sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Burns throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Anka cracks a nice hook into Burns's ribs.
Anka throws a head kick but Burns moves out of range.
Anka throws a half hearted mid kick.
Anka throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Burns is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anka lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Anka moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Burns goes down! Can Anka finish him!?

Burns is rocked!

It looks like Giant Burns has been cut.
Anka wants to stand but Burns has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Oh Burns is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Anka decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Burns, up you get!
Burns seems to have got his legs back now.
Anka throws a big shot that misses.
Kalle Anka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Anka misses with a head kick.
Anka lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Burns crumples to the floor! Anka milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kalle Anka!