PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douglas Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jayavarman Wongkrachang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quaid comes to the cage accompanied by Total Recall. Wongkrachang has chosen Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Douglas Quaid has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Douglas Quaid seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Quaid
vs
Wongkrachang

186 cm
23
260 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

191 cm
23
255 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Douglas Quaid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jayavarman Wongkrachang!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Sergei Dronov and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quaid throws an off balance right hand
and Wongkrachang counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Wongkrachang staying out of range there.
Quaid looks to score with a jab to the body but Wongkrachang is just out of range.
Wongkrachang ducks under a wild hook from Quaid.
Quaid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wongkrachang was well out of range. Poor timing from Quaid.
Quaid keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wongkrachang.
Wongkrachang swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Quaid.
Wongkrachang lands with a cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quaid lands with a hook. Wongkrachang tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

It looks like Jayavarman Wongkrachang has been cut.
Wongkrachang scores with a leg kick.
Wongkrachang shoots in looking for a takedown. Quaid tries to sprawl out of it but Wongkrachang keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Quaid manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Wongkrachang tries a head kick but it misses.
Wongkrachang is trying hard to land a takedown here. Quaid sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Quaid looks to land a right hand but Wongkrachang moved out of range.
Wongkrachang misses with a hook. Quaid ducked under it nicely.
Quaid misses with a body shot.
Wongkrachang scores with a spinning back kick!
Wongkrachang pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid misses with a straight right.
Quaid lands a nice looking body shot.
Wongkrachang misses the shot to the body.
Quaid keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Quaid on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Wongkrachang looks to score with a jab to the body but Quaid is just out of range.
Quaid blocks a leg kick.
Wongkrachang keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Quaid throws a hook but Wongkrachang blocks it.
Quaid checks a low kick from Wongkrachang.
Quaid tries to clinch but Wongkrachang is having none of it.
Wongkrachang connects with a body shot that sends Quaid's belly button to the back.
Wongkrachang shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
We've been hearing reports that Quaid has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Wongkrachang lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Quaid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Quaid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Quaid throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wongkrachang sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wongkrachang avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A jab lands there for Quaid.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wongkrachang steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Quaid.
Wongkrachang avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wongkrachang bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Quaid moves away from the strike by Wongkrachang.
Wongkrachang uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Quaid.
Quaid throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Quaid avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Quaid jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wongkrachang throws a body kick that misses.
Wongkrachang tries to clinch there but Quaid circles away.
Quaid moves out of range of the strikes.
Quaid's corner calls for a 1-2. Quaid obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Quaid lands with a shot to the body.
Wongkrachang throws a low kick, looking for Quaid's leg but Quaid calmly moves out of range.
Quaid throws a hook to the side of Wongkrachang's head but Wongkrachang sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wongkrachang ducks under a wild hook from Quaid.
Quaid throws a jab when Wongkrachang was well out of range.
Quaid missing with a left hand there. Wongkrachang was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wongkrachang connects with a looping right hand.
Douglas Quaid is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Quaid digs a good body shot into Wongkrachang's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Quaid clinches with his opponent.
The referee calls for Quaid to work.
A right handed body shot lands from Quaid.
Quaid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Quaid stalling in the clinch.
Wongkrachang is trying to stall.
Quaid lands a body shot in the clinch.
Quaid works on Wongkrachang's body with a couple of short punches.
Wongkrachang looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quaid lands a shoulder strike.
Wongkrachang slowing the pace effectively.
Wongkrachang has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Quaid lands a big left hand right to the temple and Wongkrachang goes down!

Wongkrachang is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Quaid is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Wongkrachang is still in real trouble! Can Quaid finish him?
Oooh a big shot lands for Quaid! Wongkrachang is out! The ref dives in to save him from more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Douglas Quaid!
A very excited looking Douglas Quaid made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.