PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between That Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brandon Lorenz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guy comes to the cage accompanied by Walk by Pantera. The crowd seem to be enjoying Lorenz's choice of entrance music: Blurred Lines. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Guy
vs
Lorenz

180 cm
27
205 lbs
15 - 22 - 0

170 cm
25
214 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent elbows
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, That Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Brandon Lorenz!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Nard Betker and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy tries to clinch but Lorenz is having none of it.
Guy shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Lorenz defends it nicely.
Lorenz tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Lorenz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Guy shoots for a double leg takedown but Lorenz sprawls well. He's pushed Guy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Guy shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Lorenz moves into the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for That Guy. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Guy pulls guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Lorenz throwing strikes from guard but Guy blocks nicely.
Lorenz postures up in Guy's guard and throws a big left but Guy blocks it.
Lorenz throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Guy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Guy has a closed guard, preventing Lorenz from standing up.

Guy looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy tries to strike from the bottom.
Guy manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Lorenz throwing hammer fists to the chest of Guy. What's that going to do exactly?

Guy is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Guy extends the arm and Lorenz is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). That Guy!
Our winner, That Guy, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.