PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bors Ban (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Coholic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ban comes to the ring accompanied by Game of Thrones. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Al Coholic was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Ban
vs
Coholic

200 cm
24
287 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

202 cm
28
270 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Pirates Powder

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bors Ban!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Al Coholic!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Micheangelo Fripello and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coholic keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ban.
Coholic misses with a takedown attempt - Ban sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Ban displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Coholic.
Ban scores with a leg kick.
Coholic throws a series of punches but Ban avoids them all with ease.
Ban lands a lovely overhand right.

It looks like Al Coholic has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Ban closes the distance and clinches.
Ban is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A short right from Ban on the inside.
Coholic is looking for a takedown.
Bors Ban has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Al Coholic.
Coholic takes an elbow to the forehead.
Ban lands an elbow just above Coholic 's eye.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Ban as Coholic tries to tie him up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for dominant position up against the ropes here. Ban manages to get control of his opponent's head and throws a big knee - Coholic drops to the canvas! He's done! Ban goes wild and celebrates with his corner - this is a big victory for him and to get the win in such devastating fashion will certainly boost his reputation amongst the fans!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Bors Ban!
Bors Ban took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Pirates Powder for their support in the buildup to the fight.