PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tony Soprano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jackson Thomas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Soprano's entrance music is Got Yourself a Gun . A fine choice. Thomas has chosen Patroit's Anthem as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Soprano
vs
Thomas

188 cm
35
215 lbs
31 - 15 - 1

189 cm
30
213 lbs
13 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

LOD: Affordable Quality
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Tony Soprano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 1, fighting out of London, Jackson Thomas!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Paul Gruel and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Soprano. Thomas does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thomas looks to score with a jab to the body but Soprano is just out of range.
A jab from Thomas finds it's way through Soprano's defenses.
We've been informed that Thomas has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Soprano misses with a two punch combination.
A shot to the body from Thomas misses
and Soprano counters with a straight right hand.
Thomas loads up on a big right hand but Soprano slips the punch.
Thomas misses with a hook.
Soprano misses the shot to the body.
Thomas dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Soprano getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Soprano walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Thomas checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Soprano jabs Thomas right on the nose. Thomas blinks but takes it well.
Soprano avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thomas fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Soprano is out of range.
Soprano slips a straight right by Thomas.
Thomas avoids the body shot from Soprano.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Thomas.
Thomas swings widly with a right hand
and Soprano counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Thomas misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thomas takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jackson Thomas seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Soprano ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Soprano staying out of range there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Soprano.
Soprano scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thomas doesn't seem bothered though.
Soprano throws a hook but Thomas blocks it.
Thomas keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Soprano.
Thomas blocks a jab.
Thomas feints and then cracks Soprano's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Soprano down.
Soprano clobbers Thomas with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Soprano thuds his right hand into Thomas's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Soprano feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Thomas's calf.
Thomas throws a solid leg kick but Soprano takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Thomas.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thomas misses with a low kick.
Thomas smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Thomas lands a slapping body shot.
Thomas tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Soprano was well out of range. Poor timing from Thomas.
Thomas misses with a right hand
and Soprano counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Soprano throws a hook to the side of Thomas's head but Thomas sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Soprano lands with a slapping head kick.
Thomas tries to bum rush Soprano with a series of wild strikes but Soprano uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Soprano wants to slow Thomas down by chopping away at his legs.
Thomas slips a straight right by Soprano.
Soprano punishes Thomas's body with a nice straight punch.
Thomas misses with a looping left.
Soprano throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Thomas misses with a straight right.
Thomas uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Soprano.
Thomas bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Soprano's head.
Soprano avoids the body shot from Thomas.
Good leg kick by Thomas there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Thomas fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Soprano steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Thomas. That one must have hurt.
Thomas with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thomas lands a jab to Soprano's midsection.
Soprano gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Thomas moves out of range of the strikes.
Thomas scores with a leg kick.
Soprano bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Soprano throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Soprano looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Thomas ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Thomas uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Soprano.
Thomas takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thomas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thomas throws an off balance right hand
and Soprano counters with a good, hard body kick but Thomas shrugs it off.
A looping hook to the body misses from Soprano. Thomas does a little dance to reset his feet.
A chopping leg kick lands by Thomas.
Thomas lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Thomas lands with a right hand.
Soprano lunges at Thomas with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Thomas's hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Soprano gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Thomas does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Thomas just misses with a punch to the body.
Thomas throws a right hand that misses
enabling Soprano to counter with a crisp jab.
Soprano checks the leg kick nicely there.
Thomas feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Soprano's calf.
Thomas swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Soprano.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Soprano, right into the meat.
Soprano moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Thomas keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Soprano.
Soprano misses with a low kick.
Thomas moves out of range of the body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Soprano attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Thomas throws an off balance right hand
and Soprano counters with a left to the body.
Thomas displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Soprano throws out the jab.
Thomas has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Thomas there as he acknowledges the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Tony Soprano will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Good exchange - Soprano coming out on top.
Soprano slips a jab and a cross from Thomas.
A combination from Thomas does no damage.
Nice shot lands for Thomas.
A clash of legs there as Soprano blocks the low kick.
Soprano throws a sloppy head kick and Thomas moves out of range easily.
Soprano tries to move into range but Thomas moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Soprano bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thomas moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Thomas misses the jab.
Soprano swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Soprano misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thomas.
Sloppy strikes from Thomas. Those never looked like landing.
A clash of legs there as Thomas blocks the low kick.
Thomas avoids the body shot from Soprano.
Thomas checks a low kick from Soprano.
Soprano is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A looping hook to the body misses from Soprano. Thomas does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thomas throws a body punch but Soprano moves out of range.
A big left from Soprano misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Thomas!
Thomas avoids the body shot from Soprano.
Soprano throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Thomas's head.
Donk. Thomas catches Soprano right on the button with a cross.
Tony Soprano is winning the standup battle so far.
Soprano throws a nice inside leg kick.
Thomas scores with a leg kick.
Thomas blocks a head kick by Soprano.
Nice uppercut there from Soprano.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thomas is looking to slow Soprano down with leg kicks.
Thomas ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thomas rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Soprano moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Soprano takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Soprano missing with a left hand there. Thomas was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thomas fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Soprano looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Thomas catches Soprano right on the button with a cross.
Thomas steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Soprano.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Thomas, as that shot connected.
Thomas keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Soprano throws a head kick but Thomas moves out of range.
Thomas misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Thomas pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Soprano avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Soprano throws a head kick that misses.
Soprano checks the leg kick nicely there.
Thomas pivots, looking for a leg kick but Soprano is out of range and Thomas settles back down.
Soprano uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thomas.
Soprano scores with a jab to the body.
A left lands for Thomas.
Soprano connects with a leg kick. Thomas looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Thomas takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thomas is looking to slow Soprano down with leg kicks.
Soprano throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thomas stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Soprano connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Thomas connects with a crisp jab.
Thomas jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Soprano loads up on a big right hand but Thomas slips the punch.
Soprano connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Soprano moves away from the strike by Thomas.
Soprano throws a hook but Thomas blocks it.
Soprano tries to work over Thomas's front leg with a kick but Thomas checks it.
Thomas scores with a jab to the jaw.
Soprano cracks Thomas with an open hand slap.
Thomas misses with an attempted mid kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Good work by Thomas as he checks the leg kick.
Soprano throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thomas looks to land a combination but Soprano avoids it well.
Soprano lands a slapping body shot.
Thomas throws a leg kick which misses Soprano's front leg but catches the back leg as Soprano tries to avoid it.
Thomas lands a glancing blow to the side of Soprano's head.
Soprano lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Soprano tests Thomas's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Thomas checks a leg kick nicely.
Thomas is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Thomas checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Thomas avoids the body shot from Soprano.
Thomas misses with a low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Soprano looks to score with a jab to the body but Thomas is just out of range.
Soprano gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Thomas.
Soprano bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Thomas is looking to score with low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Tony Soprano will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Thomas on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Soprano pushes Thomas away with a front kick.
Thomas wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Thomas misses with a right hand
and Soprano cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Soprano throws a jab but it's blocked by Thomas.
Thomas looks to land a right hand but Soprano moved out of range.
Soprano fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Thomas checks it well.
Thomas avoids the head kick by Soprano.
Thomas tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Soprano was well out of range. Poor timing from Thomas.
Soprano throws a nice inside leg kick.
Soprano takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Thomas moves out of range as Soprano strikes.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Soprano.
Soprano scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thomas lands with a right hand.
Soprano moves out of range as Thomas strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thomas lands a jab to the head.
Nice defenses there by Soprano.
Thomas throws the left hand but Soprano avoids the punch easily.
Thomas is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Soprano.
Soprano looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Soprano misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thomas.
Thomas dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Soprano. That did some damage!
Thomas misses with a body shot.
Thomas scores with a hook to the body. Soprano takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A big right from Soprano misses.
Soprano takes one to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Thomas.
Soprano with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Thomas thows a left - swing and a miss!
Soprano walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Thomas checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Soprano walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jackson Thomas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thomas moves out of range of the strikes.
Soprano fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Soprano displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thomas throws out the jab.
Soprano fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Thomas.
Soprano staying out of range there.
A big left from Soprano misses.
Soprano misses with a kick to the body.
Thomas waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Soprano.
Thomas connects with a right hand. Soprano shakes it off.
Soprano throws an overhand right that lands on Thomas's shoulder, as Thomas tries to avoid the shot.
Thomas throws the left hand but Soprano avoids the punch easily.
Soprano throws a hook to the side of Thomas's head but Thomas sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Soprano lands a glancing blow to the side of Thomas's head.
Thomas dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Soprano. That did some damage!
Thomas has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Soprano.
Thomas avoids the body shot from Soprano.
Thomas throws a right and a left that Soprano avoids nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soprano throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Soprano avoids the body shot from Thomas.
Soprano keeps Thomas at a distance using the push kick.
Thomas throws a body punch but Soprano moves out of range.
Thomas connects with a looping right hand.
Soprano misses the shot to the body.
Soprano works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Thomas lands with a thumping leg kick.
Thomas looks to score with a jab to the body but Soprano is just out of range.
Soprano ducks under a wild hook from Thomas.
Jab from Soprano.
Thomas thows a left - swing and a miss!
Thomas throws a leg kick which misses Soprano's front leg but catches the back leg as Soprano tries to avoid it.
Soprano misses with a looping right.
Thomas throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Soprano to counter with a crisp jab.
Tony Soprano is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thomas's corner calls for a 1-2. Thomas obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Soprano slips a jab from Thomas.
Soprano swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Thomas with a hook.
Soprano scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Soprano.
Soprano connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Soprano looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Soprano takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Thomas connects with a solid leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A telegraphed right hand from Thomas misses the target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Thomas uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Soprano.
Soprano looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Thomas throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Soprano throws a half hearted mid kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Jackson Thomas.
Well Soprano has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Josh West scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 29:29
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Tony Soprano!
A very excited looking Tony Soprano made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Jackson Thomas stepped up to the mic, saying 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.