PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pee Wee Herman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seth Jakobs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Wee Herman
vs
Jakobs

162 cm
23
135 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

167 cm
24
142 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pee Wee Herman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Seth Jakobs!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jakobs leaves Herman with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Herman moves into the clinch successfully.
Herman tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Jakobs pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Herman displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jakobs.
Herman misses with a series of wild punches.

Jakobs has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jakobs blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Herman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Herman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jakobs has him pressed against the cage.

Jakobs has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Herman regains guard immediately.

Jakobs decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Herman looks to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Herman tries to clinch but Jakobs is having none of it.
Herman shoots in looking for a takedown but Jakobs manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Herman's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pee Wee Herman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Herman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jakobs swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Herman closes the distance and clinches.
Herman is trying to break the clinch but Jakobs has him pressed against the cage.
Herman trying to stall but Jakobs improves his position.
Nice elbow from Herman.
Jakobs lands a body punch in the clinch.

Jakobs escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Herman darts in trying to clinch
enabling Jakobs to counter with a crisp jab.
Jakobs has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Herman wants to clinch but Jakobs slips to the side

and Jakobs holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

Herman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jakobs dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jakobs shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Herman defends it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Herman wants to clinch

and Jakobs counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Jakobs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jakobs blocks an elbow strike.
Jakobs avoiding damage as Herman throws knees to the body.
Jakobs has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Herman avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Herman is trying to maintain a safe position but Jakobs gets an underhook and turns Herman into the cage.
Herman wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Herman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Herman throws a punch but it's blocked by Jakobs.
Herman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jakobs is defending well for now.
Herman jumps guard but Jakobs stands there with Herman around his waist. Herman gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
The referee is keeping an eye on Jakobs - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

Jakobs manages to break the clinch.

Jakobs rushes Herman and presses him up against the cage.
Herman swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Herman is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Jakobs to keep the fight standing.
A short right from Herman on the inside.

Jakobs pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Jakobs decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

Jakobs escapes and gets back to his feet.
Herman takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Herman wants to clinch up but Jakobs keeps it at a distance.

Herman gets a clinch.
Herman struggles to land a body shot inside as Jakobs controls his hands.
Herman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

Jakobs breaks the clinch.
Herman tries to clinch but Jakobs moves away
and Jakobs counters with a flying knee. Nice.

Herman is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Jakobs clinches up with Herman and pushes him back against the cage.
Oh Herman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Jakobs manages to break the clinch.
Pee Wee Herman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Jakobs shoots in for a takedown. Oh, that's a huge slam! Herman is on queer street and Jakobs is pounding down on him with a barage of strikes. The ref is forced to step in and stop the fight. Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Slam). Seth Jakobs!
After the fight, Seth Jakobs was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.