PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pauline Hanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rome Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanson comes to the cage accompanied by Pauline Pantsdown - I Don't Like It. Jones has chosen Eminem & Royce Da 5'9 - Above the Law as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hanson
vs
Jones

182 cm
19
208 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

183 cm
19
220 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Good chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pauline Hanson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rome Jones!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice takedown defense from Hanson. No joy for Jones on that attempt.
Jones will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Hanson as he avoids it easily.
Pauline Hanson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rome Jones.
Horrible takedown by Jones or perhaps it was just good defense by Hanson which made him look bad.
Jones dives in for a single leg takedown but Hanson sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Hanson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones tries to pull guard but Hanson won't allow it.
Hanson lands a right hand.
Hanson lands a nice uppercut.

Hanson manages to break the clinch.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jones.
Jones looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hanson is fending him off so far but Jones persists. Nope, Hanson circles away and we're back to standing.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Hanson as he avoids it easily.
Jones shoots in looking for a takedown. Hanson tries to sprawl out of it but Jones keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hanson manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Jones tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hanson defends well and Jones ends up having to push Hanson into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanson lands with a right to the head.
Hanson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hanson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hanson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jones is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Hanson pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jones looks winded!

Hanson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hanson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jones.
Jones shoots in for a takedown but Hanson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Hanson as he avoids it easily.
Jones shoots in and drives through. Hanson sprawls well.
Hanson leaves Jones with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jones fails to land the takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones shoots in but no luck this time.
Jones shoots in but Hanson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jones shoots in but no luck this time.
Jones closes the distance and clinches up with Hanson, looking for a takedown. Jones pushes Hanson against the cage but Hanson circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones misses with a series of wild punches.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Hanson is just out of range.
Hanson stuffs the takedown.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jones is defended easily by Hanson.
Jones shoots in for a takedown but Hanson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hanson counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Rome Jones has been cut.
Jones tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hanson swivels and escapes.
Jones darts in looking for a takedown but Hanson gets double underhooks and turns Jones into the cage.
Hanson lands with a right to the head.

Hanson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jones tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hanson defends well and Jones ends up having to push Hanson into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Hanson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones looking for a takedown.
Hanson lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Jones is rocked!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hanson.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Hanson finish him?
Hanson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hanson pushes Jones against the cage. Hanson is working some dirty boxing. Hanson pushes off with a quick right hook! Jones goes down! Jones tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Hanson moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pauline Hanson!
Post fight, an emotional Pauline Hanson said 'My language has been murdered. My language has been murdered. My shopping trolley murdered. My groceries just gone!'.