PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kelemi Bureta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brandon Dimarco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Brandon Dimarco was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bureta
vs
Dimarco

191 cm
26
200 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

186 cm
26
197 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kelemi Bureta!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Brandon Dimarco!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dimarco fails with a takedown attempt.
Bureta stuffs the takedown attempt from Dimarco. Dimarco gets slowly back to his feet.
Dimarco is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bureta sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Kelemi Bureta has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brandon Dimarco.
Bureta tries to land a front kick but Dimarco steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dimarco darts in looking for a takedown but Bureta gets double underhooks and turns Dimarco into the cage.

Bureta breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dimarco.
Dimarco shoots in for a takedown but Bureta shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Bureta.
Dimarco looks winded!
Dimarco fails with the takedown.
Dimarco misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Bureta drops Dimarco with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Dimarco looks back up at him and smiles so Bureta waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

It looks like Brandon Dimarco has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Look low, kick high! Bureta uses the oldest trick in the book to send Dimarco tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Bureta is absolutely delighted - when Dimarco wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kelemi Bureta!
A very excited looking Kelemi Bureta rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.