PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Face two (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Face two has chosen Cake as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Bill
vs
Face two

225 cm
32
300 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

188 cm
29
196 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shitty Bill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Face two!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bill ducks under a wild hook from Face two.
Bill misses with a kick to the body
and Face two counters with an inside leg kick.
Bill missing with a left hand there. Face two was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A solid leg kick lands there for Face two.
Jab from Bill.
Bill scores with a sloppy right hand. Face two should have avoided that one.
Nice uppercut lands for Bill. That snapped Face two's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bill connects with a quick right hand that sends Face two tumbling backwards onto the canvas! As his head bounces into the ropes, it doesn't look good for him beating the count! 3,4,5,6,7 and he's up! No, he's back down again! This one is all over - the referee has called off the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Shitty Bill!
After winning the bout, Shitty Bill thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.