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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Monkey Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and timmy turner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, move bitch-ludacris. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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175 lbs
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175 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Monkey Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, timmy turner!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, John Mangel and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Man manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Man wants to clinch up but turner keeps it at a distance.
turner closes this distance looking for a takedown but Man circles away.
turner fails to land with a series of punches.
turner throws a nice looking combination but Man bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
turner tests Man's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Man throws a leg kick but turner checks it.
turner fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Man fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A head kick from turner lands but Man takes it in his stride.
turner lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Man avoids the head kick by turner.
Man swinging wilding here.
Man closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
turner has one foot on Man's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
turner forces Man back against the cage and clinches.
turner tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
turner tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Man is trying to break free.
turner misses with a knee to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
turner looking to throw knees to the head but Man is blocking nicely.
Man wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
turner looking to throw knees to the head but Man is blocking nicely.
turner looks gassed!
Man misses with an elbow strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for turner.
turner tries to land a knee to the head but Man blocks with his arms.
Man avoiding damage.
Man ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Man no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
turner preventing the sweep.
turner decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
turner looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
timmy turner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from turner.
A combination from turner does no damage.
Man shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts turner as he jumps to the side.
Man scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
turner throws a head kick that misses.
Man scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
It looks like timmy turner has been cut.
turner blocks a low kick nicely.
Man tries to clinch up but turner circles away and keeps his distance.
Man clinches up against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
turner throws a knee to the head but misses.
Man breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Good leg kick by Man there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Man fails in his attempt to clinch.
Man moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Man throws a series of punches but turner avoids them all with ease.
turner on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
turner attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Man shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Man clinches up with turner and pushes him back against the cage.
Man gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Man is looking to advance position but turner won't allow it.
turner wants to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man tries to pass the half guard into mount. turner knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Man thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed turner's head.
turner pushes Man off and gets back to his feet.
Some wild striking there from turner.
No luck for Man with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Monkey Man. That's going to take a lot out of him.
turner throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A head kick from turner lands but Man takes it in his stride.
Good leg kick by Man there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Man fails to land with a series of punches.
turner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Man fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
turner with a lazy takedown attempt
and Man counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Man.
turner throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Man blocks it with crossed arms.
Man tries to land knees in the clinch but turner avoids the damage to the body.
Man wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
turner tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
turner using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Man has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
turner using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Man has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
turner with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Man tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
turner tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Man breaks from the clinch.
turner thuds his shin into the meat of Man's side.
Man closes the distance and clinches.
turner misses with a knee strike.
turner misses with a knee strike.
Man breaks the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Man fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. turner sprawls well initially but Man persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
turner manages to escape and get back to his feet!
turner fails to land the takedown.
Man misses with a double jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Monkey Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on timmy turner's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
turner tries to bum rush Man with a series of wild strikes but Man uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Man moves in looking to clinch but turner pushes him off.
turner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
turner misses with a head kick.
Monkey Man is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Man misses with a wild body shot.
Horrible takedown by turner or perhaps it was just good defense by Man which made him look bad.
turner shoots in but Man avoids the takedown attempt easily.
turner throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Man gets a takedown into half guard.
Man throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Ground and pound from Man.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
turner is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Man scores with a couple of nice shots.
turner wants to get back to his feet.
Man decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
turner gets caught flat footed, as Man shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Monkey Man overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
turner wants to stand but Man is controlling the position.
Man postures up in turner's guard and throws a big left but turner blocks it.
turner is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Man lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
turner wants to stand and escape but Man is having none of it.
Man stands up from turner's guard - Man perhaps looking for a knockout.
Man wants to clinch.
turner falls off balance throwing a combination
and Man counters with a flying knee. Nice.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
turner lands with a kick to the temple. Man shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
turner misses with a body shot
and turner takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
turner moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Man tries to clinch up.
Man closes this distance looking for a takedown but turner circles away.
turner lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
turner throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Man.
turner moves into the clinch.
turner with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Man lands a body shot in the clinch.
turner tries to land a knee to the head but Man blocks with his arms.
Man has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics turner uses from the top position.
Man looking for a sweep. Not yet Man, not yet.
Man throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Man striking off his back but it's not causing turner any problems.
Man tries to strike from the bottom.
Man will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Man is looking for a triangle but turner pushes his legs off easily.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Man keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Monkey Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of timmy turner.
Man jabbing away but nothing is landing.
turner with a poor takedown
and Man counters by moving into the clinch.
turner tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Man has dropped down and is working for a takedown. turner is trying to keep an underhook but Man manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Man is working for a kimura but turner is defending it quite comfortably.
turner wants to get back to his feet.
turner is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Man thows a huge punch but turner dodges it nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man trying to mount his opponent but turner defends it.
Man stands up from half guard.
turner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
turner displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
turner throws a lazy head kick
and Man counters with a one-two to the body.
Man showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from turner.
Man shoots in for a takedown but turner shows good takedown defense.
Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by turner.
turner goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
turner keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Crunch! turner slams his shin into Man's torso.
turner throws a head kick that Man semi-blocks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Monkey Man dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on timmy turner's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
turner looks to land a combination but Man avoids it well.
turner misses with a series of wild punches.
Man doesn't manage to clinch there - turner circles away.
turner throws a lazy head kick
and Man holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
turner tries a knee to the head but Man blocks it.
turner prevents Man from breaking the clinch.
Man wants a takedown.
turner misses with a knee to the head.
turner with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
turner tries a knee to the head but Man blocks it.
Man tries to pull guard but turner won't allow it.
Man is trying to work for a single leg takedown but turner pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Monkey Man. That's going to take a lot out of him.
turner misses with a knee strike.
turner tries to land a knee to the head but Man blocks with his arms.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
turner tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
turner using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Man has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Man tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Man has had enough of the clinch but turner keeps him there for the moment.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
turner using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Man has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
turner throws a knee to the head but misses.
turner managing to block the knees to the body from Man.
turner keeps control of Man as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Man throws a leg kick but turner sees it coming and checks it nicely.
turner lands a head kick. Man smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Man tries to clinch up but turner circles away and keeps his distance.
turner swats away the attempt to clinch by Man.
A good leg kick by turner.
turner scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
turner lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
turner throws a leg kick
and Man counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
turner is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Man passes easily into side control. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man stands up.
Man has closed the distance and engaged turner in a clinch.
turner tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Man turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
turner is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Man decides to stand up, so the ref orders turner to his feet.
turner throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Man counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
turner has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Man off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Man tries to clinch there but turner circles away.
Man takes a head kick and keeps coming.
turner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Man fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man shoots for a takedown but turner saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Man tries to clinch but turner is having none of it.
Man tries to close the distance and clinch up but turner swats him away and circles back towards the center.
turner lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
turner fails to land the takedown.
A combination from turner does no damage.
Man tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Man scores with a three punch combo!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from turner, right into the meat.
A good leg kick by turner.
Man is looking to clinch but turner is avoiding it.
A right-left combo lands from turner.
Man misses with an attempted mid kick.
turner displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as turner checks a leg kick.
Monkey Man is winning the standup battle so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
turner throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Man counters with a nice uppercut.
turner goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Good leg kick by turner there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
turner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
turner avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Man fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
turner lands a high kick!
turner moves into the clinch.
turner misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Man.
turner managing to block the knees to the body from Man.
Man escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
turner lands with a slapping head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head kick from turner lands but Man takes it in his stride.
Man tries to score with a low kick but turner moves his leg out of the way.
turner throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
timmy turner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
turner misses with a head kick.
turner slips a jab and a cross from Man.
And that's the end of the fight!
Monkey Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Man has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Monkey Man!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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