PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ooga Booga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Swizzy Bone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Swizzy Bone was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Booga
vs
Bone

199 cm
26
293 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

225 cm
28
300 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ooga Booga!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Swizzy Bone!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, John Kavanagh and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Booga misses with a jab, cross combination.
Booga connects with an inside leg kick.

Booga catches Bone napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Bone to the canvas!

Bone is rocked!

It looks like Swizzy Bone has been cut.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Booga postures up, still in guard. A huge hammer fist lands that bounces Bone's head off the mat! Bone is out! He's out! Booga jumps to his feet and celebrates with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ooga Booga!
A relieved looking Ooga Booga thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.