PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shizzle Mynizzle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steven Seagal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Steven Seagal will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Mynizzle
vs
Seagal

190 cm
22
250 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

210 cm
20
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Shizzle Mynizzle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Steven Seagal!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seagal moves in looking to clinch but Mynizzle pushes him off.
Seagal misses with the combination.
Mynizzle could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Seagal moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

Seagal rushes Mynizzle and presses him up against the cage.
Mynizzle tries for a takedown. No joy.
Seagal wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Mynizzle has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Seagal is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Mynizzle jumps guard but Seagal stands there with Mynizzle around his waist. Mynizzle gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shizzle Mynizzle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Seagal.
Seagal gets underhooks to prevent Mynizzle's takedown attempt.

Seagal turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Mynizzle is looking for a sweep.
Seagal cracks Mynizzle with a big right hand but Mynizzle just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Seagal advances to mount.
Mynizzle takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mynizzle takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Mynizzle is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Seagal cracks Mynizzle with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Seagal has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seagal postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Mynizzle looks a forlorn figure.
Mynizzle can't escape the position.

Seagal looking for a guillotine from mount but Mynizzle is having none of it.
Mynizzle might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Seagal landing strikes, looking to finish!
Seagal is landing with some decent strikes but Mynizzle is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Seagal cracks Mynizzle with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Seagal unloading with bombs!
Seagal landing punches.
Seagal raining down shots from the mount!
Seagal lands a heavy elbow.

Mynizzle is rocked!
Mynizzle is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seagal landing strikes from the mount.
Oh Mynizzle is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mynizzle in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mynizzle takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Seagal's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Steven Seagal!