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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes into the arena with Deathly Quiet blaring out of the sound system. The key to victory for BitchFace PoopyPants has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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222 lbs
12 - 5 - 0 |
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176 cm
23
221 lbs
13 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Alexander Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson avoids the body shot from PoopyPants.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
PoopyPants lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
PoopyPants throws a shot to the body.
PoopyPants clinches with his opponent.
PoopyPants lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
It looks like Alexander Anderson has been cut.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside that Anderson shrugs off.
PoopyPants breaks the clinch.
Anderson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Anderson dives in and scores a takedown into PoopyPants's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anderson got a little sloppy there for a moment and PoopyPants has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Anderson has managed to get both his arms back between PoopyPants's legs - danger averted.
PoopyPants is looking to cinch up a triangle. Anderson throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to PoopyPants's body to avoid the submission. PoopyPants has instead reached around Anderson's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! PoopyPants arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). BitchFace PoopyPants!
A victorious BitchFace PoopyPants thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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