PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Colin Millen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Captain Caveman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Millen comes to the cage accompanied by Da Strike!. Caveman has chosen Captain Caveman Intro as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the cage it seems that Colin Millen has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Colin Millen seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Millen
vs
Caveman

175 cm
28
170 lbs
17 - 15 - 2

180 cm
27
175 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Powerful

LOD: Affordable Quality

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Colin Millen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Captain Caveman!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Chris Downing and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Caveman with a hook.
Caveman throws a good cross that connects.
Caveman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Caveman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Caveman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Millen.
Caveman connects with an inside leg kick.
Millen checks a leg kick nicely.
Caveman walks forward, straight into a front kick from Millen.
Caveman moves out of range of the body kick.
Caveman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Caveman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Millen blocks a head kick by Caveman.
Caveman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Millen misses with a low kick as Caveman jumps back.
Nice defenses there by Millen.

Caveman gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Millen throws an elbow that misses.
Caveman tries to land knees in the clinch but Millen avoids the damage to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Caveman lands an elbow just above Millen 's eye.
Caveman lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Colin Millen has been cut.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Caveman just misses with a elbow thrown towards Millen's brow.
Caveman lands a nice elbow.
Millen creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Millen misses with a punch to the body.
Millen blocks the elbow strike.
Millen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Caveman throws an elbow but misses.
Caveman takes a knee to the side of the body.
Caveman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Millen is defending well for now.
Caveman tries to land knees in the clinch but Millen avoids the damage to the body.
Millen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Caveman with a knee to the head.
Caveman lands an elbow just above Millen 's eye.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Millen.
Caveman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Millen misses with an elbow over the top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Caveman misses with an elbow strike.
Millen pushes off an throws an elbow but Caveman leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Millen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Caveman is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Millen.
Millen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Caveman is defending well for now.
Millen looking to throw knees to the head but Caveman is blocking nicely.
Millen lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Millen comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Caveman throws an elbow but it misses.
Millen blocks an elbow strike from Caveman.
Caveman lands an elbow just above Millen 's eye.
Caveman using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Caveman lands an elbow inside.
Caveman unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Millen takes an elbow to the forehead.
Millen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Millen obliges.
Caveman looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Millen throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Millen avoids a wild elbow strike from Caveman.
Caveman trying to land knees to the body.
Caveman missing with knees to the body.
Millen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Caveman pushes off an throws an elbow but Millen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Millen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Millen tries to pull guard but Caveman forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Millen throws an elbow but it's blocked.

Millen manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Caveman trying to control but Millen is working from the bottom.
Caveman slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Caveman must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Caveman trying to control the position from guard on top but Millen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Captain Caveman wasn't active enough on the ground.
Millen tries to work over Caveman's front leg with a kick but Caveman checks it.
Caveman blocks a leg kick.

Caveman moves into the clinch.
Millen presses Caveman against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Millen avoids the elbow strike from Caveman, against the cage.
Caveman lands a damaging elbow.
Millen avoids the elbow strike from Caveman, against the cage.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Caveman avoiding damage as Millen throws knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Caveman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Millen blocks an elbow strike.
Millen is looking for a takedown.
Caveman with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Caveman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Colin Millen's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Millen connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A swing and a miss from Millen.
Millen throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

and Caveman moves into the clinch.
Millen is trying to pull guard but Caveman has him pressed against the cage.
Millen blocks an elbow strike from Caveman.
Caveman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Millen blocks an elbow strike.
Caveman throws an elbow that misses.
Caveman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Caveman misses with an elbow over the top.
Millen blocks the elbow strike.
Caveman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Caveman blocks an elbow strike.
Millen throws an elbow but it misses.
Millen lands a hook that snaps the head of Caveman backwards.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Millen.
Millen lands an elbow inside that Caveman shrugs off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Millen pushes off an throws an elbow but Caveman leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Caveman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Millen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Millen using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Caveman has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Caveman tries to land a knee to the head but Millen blocks with his arms.
Millen blocks an elbow strike.
Millen dodges an elbow strike from Caveman.
Millen takes an elbow to the temple.
Millen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Caveman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Millen is leaning against Caveman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Caveman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Caveman misses with an elbow over the top.
Millen pushes off an throws an elbow but Caveman leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Caveman creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Millen's defenses.
Millen throws an elbow but it misses.
Millen tries to throw a body punch but Caveman avoids it by throwing Millen back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Caveman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Millen.
Caveman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Caveman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Millen misses with an elbow over the top.
Caveman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Caveman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Millen trying to land knees to the body.
Caveman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Colin Millen's cut is getting worse.
Millen avoids a wild elbow strike from Caveman.
Millen takes an elbow to the forehead.
Caveman throws an elbow that misses.
Caveman landing knees to the head.
Caveman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Millen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Millen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Millen creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Caveman pushes off an throws an elbow but Millen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Millen avoids a wild elbow strike from Caveman.
Caveman lands a nice elbow.
Caveman lands a nice elbow.
Millen blocks the elbow strike.
Millen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Caveman trying to land knees to the body.
Millen trying to land knees to the body.
Caveman managing to block the knees to the body from Millen.
Caveman lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Millen is rocked!

Colin Millen's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Caveman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Millen lands a nice knee to the body.
Millen throws an elbow but it misses.
Captain Caveman seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A hook to the body from Millen.
Caveman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Millen avoiding damage as Caveman throws knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Caveman.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Caveman crunches a lovely knee into Millen's ribcage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Millen takes an elbow to the forehead.
Caveman trying to land knees to the body.
Caveman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Millen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Millen tries to land knees in the clinch but Caveman avoids the damage to the body.
Caveman creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Millen's defenses.
Millen avoiding damage as Caveman throws knees to the body.
Millen working aggressively here.
Millen misses with some punches.
Caveman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Millen.
Caveman landing knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Caveman lands an elbow inside that Millen shrugs off.
Caveman blocks an elbow strike.
Caveman missing with knees to the body.
Millen throws an elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Caveman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Colin Millen's cut.
That's time! Millen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Caveman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Millen.
Caveman lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Caveman throws the kick towards the body but Millen avoids it.
Caveman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Millen.
Caveman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Millen does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Caveman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Millen throws out the jab.
Caveman thumps Millen with a low kick.
Nice body kick from Millen.
Millen getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Millen swings for the body but Caveman moves out of range.
Caveman connects with a jab.
Colin Millen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Caveman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Millen.
Caveman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Caveman tries a head kick but it misses.
Millen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Caveman looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Millen just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Millen throws a low kick, looking for Caveman's leg but Caveman calmly moves out of range.
Caveman throws a big shot that misses.
Millen misses with a wild body shot.
Caveman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Millen throws a leg kick

and Caveman counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Caveman.
Caveman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Millen is defending well for now.
Caveman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Millen avoids it.
Millen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Caveman smiles and moves away.
Caveman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Millen throws out the jab.
Millen uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Millen swings for the body but Caveman moves out of range.
Caveman takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Millen throws a low kick but Caveman avoids it.
Caveman takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Colin Millen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Millen lands a nice hook to Caveman's body. Caveman takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Caveman throws a head kick that Millen semi-blocks.
Millen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Millen takes one to the side of the head.
Millen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Caveman misses with a series of wild punches.
Millen misses with a wild combination.
Caveman checks a low kick from Millen.
Caveman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Millen takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Millen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Caveman looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Caveman connects with an inside leg kick.
Caveman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Millen's sensitive parts.
Millen is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Caveman throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Millen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Millen looks for a takedown but Caveman sprawls well.
Millen throws a chopping leg kick but Caveman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Captain Caveman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Millen scores with a leg kick.
Caveman slips a jab from Millen.
Caveman thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Millen if he has to take too many more of those.
Caveman lands a head shot.
Millen misses with an attempted mid kick.
Caveman scores with a nice head shot.
Millen moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Captain Caveman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Caveman throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Millen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Millen throws a low kick but Caveman moves out of range easily.
Millen misses with a body shot.
Millen takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Millen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Millen tries to work over Caveman's front leg with a kick but Caveman checks it.
Millen moves out of range of the body kick.
Millen swats away the attempt to clinch by Caveman.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Millen throws a leg kick which misses Caveman's front leg but catches the back leg as Caveman tries to avoid it.
Caveman thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Millen if he has to take too many more of those.
Caveman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Caveman scores with a head kick.
Millen avoids the head kick by Caveman.
Millen misses with an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Millen uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Caveman has time to react.
Caveman blocks a low kick nicely.
Millen throws a low kick but Caveman avoids it.
Caveman lands with a slapping head kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Captain Caveman.
Well Caveman has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Captain Caveman!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Captain Caveman waved his t-shirt featuring Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q's logo in front of the cameras.