PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daniel Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lil Wayne- I feel like dying. Evander Holyshit is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Holyshit
vs
Silva

196 cm
32
263 lbs
31 - 17 - 1

192 cm
29
280 lbs
20 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Hellbent
Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 17 - 1, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Daniel Silva!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Silva fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Holyshit checks the leg kick.
Silva throws a chopping leg kick but Holyshit manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Silva fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Holyshit checks it well.
Silva slips a jab from Holyshit.
Holyshit scores with a nice right hand.
Holyshit closes this distance looking for a takedown but Silva circles away.
Silva throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Silva throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Holyshit stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Holyshit definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Holyshit throws a hook but Silva blocks it.
Silva throws a series of punches but Holyshit avoids them all with ease.
Silva ducks under a wild hook from Holyshit.
Silva dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Holyshit. That did some damage!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Silva keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Holyshit.
Silva changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Holyshit misses with an uppercut. Silva saw that one coming.
Silva checks a low kick from Holyshit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a right and a left that Silva avoids nicely.
Holyshit throws out a loose jab but Silva uses good head movement to avoid it.
Silva throws a body punch but Holyshit moves out of range.
Holyshit digs a good hook to Silva's body.
A head kick misses from Holyshit.
Silva checks the leg kick nicely there.
Silva ducks right into an uppercut from Holyshit.
Holyshit shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Silva keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Holyshit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Silva.
Evander Holyshit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Holyshit checks a low kick from Silva.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Silva checks a leg kick.
Silva throws a leg kick but Holyshit moved away.
A slow jab from Holyshit misses its intended target.
Silva throws a shot from downtown. Holyshit moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Holyshit fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Silva on the side of the head.
Silva throws a head kick that misses.
Holyshit fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Silva has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Holyshit jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Holyshit connects with a solid leg kick.
Holyshit throws a head kick that misses.
Silva with a hook.
Holyshit fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Silva throws a right and a left that both miss.
Silva uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Holyshit.
Holyshit wants to land a leg kick but Silva is out of range.
Holyshit misses with a head kick.
Holyshit keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit looks to land a left hand but Silva moved out of range nicely.
Holyshit throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Holyshit cracks Silva with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Holyshit looks to throw the jab but Silva is out of range.
Silva tries a low kick but Holyshit avoids it.
Silva checks a low kick from Holyshit.
Silva throws a series of punches but Holyshit avoids them all with ease.
Silva is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Holyshit rather than just go for the knockout.
Silva swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Holyshit throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Silva ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Holyshit moves away.
Holyshit finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Holyshit lands with a hook. Silva tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Daniel Silva is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Holyshit jabs Silva to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Holyshit gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Silva counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Silva avoids the head kick by Holyshit.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silva uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Holyshit.
Silva misses with a low kick as Holyshit jumps back.
Silva swings for the body but Holyshit moves out of range.
Holyshit checks a leg kick.
Holyshit takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Silva ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Holyshit moves away.
Holyshit shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Evander Holyshit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Holyshit lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Holyshit's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Silva connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Holyshit scrambles back to his feet.
Holyshit scores with a hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Silva fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Holyshit is breathing heavily.
Silva fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Holyshit.
Holyshit on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Daniel Silva dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Silva cracks the inside of Holyshit's front leg.
Holyshit sizes up Silva with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Holyshit throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Holyshit moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Silva attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Holyshit takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Holyshit stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Silva.
Silva throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Holyshit.
A big left from Holyshit misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Holyshit walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Silva checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Holyshit throws a low kick, looking for Silva's leg but Silva calmly moves out of range.
Holyshit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Silva throws a body punch but Holyshit moves out of range.
Silva slips under a jab.
Holyshit slips under a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice defenses there by Silva.
Silva throws a leg kick but Holyshit moved away.
Holyshit looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Silva misses with a shot to the body

and Holyshit counters with a shoot takedown. Silva fights it but they end up in guard.
Silva pulls Holyshit in close to prevent any damage.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Silva is on top in guard.
Silva trying to control the position from guard on top but Holyshit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Silva wants to pass the guard but Holyshit is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silva throws a big right hand that misses.
Holyshit can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Silva controls the pace.
Silva loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Daniel Silva hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Silva takes a kick to the side of the head.

It looks like Daniel Silva has been cut.
Silva ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Holyshit moves away.
Holyshit darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Holyshit lands with a right hand.
Holyshit connects with a jab.
Silva avoids the body shot from Holyshit.
Holyshit misses the shot to the body.
An inside leg kick from Holyshit misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a nice looking combination but Silva bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Holyshit takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Silva dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Holyshit throws an off balance right hand

and Silva counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Holyshit!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Holyshit stops Silva from passing to mount.
Silva wants to control but Holyshit is keeping him busy.
Holyshit is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
A lull in the action here as Silva stalls from top position.

Silva has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silva misses with a body kick.
Silva blocks a head kick by Holyshit.
Holyshit slips a jab from Silva.
Holyshit misses with a hook
and Silva counters with a nice body shot.
Holyshit jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Silva scores with a jab.
A head kick misses from Holyshit.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Silva avoids the body shot from Holyshit.
Holyshit throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Silva looks to score with a jab to the body but Holyshit is just out of range.
Daniel Silva seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Donk. Holyshit catches Silva right on the button with a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Daniel Silva showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Silva digs a good hook to Holyshit's body.
Silva misses with a wild body shot.
Silva just misses with a punch to the body.
Holyshit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Holyshit looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Silva dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Holyshit misses with a hook
and Silva counters with a nice uppercut.
Silva throws a low kick, looking for Holyshit's leg but Holyshit calmly moves out of range.
Silva lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Silva throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Silva throws a jab when Holyshit was well out of range.
Silva finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Holyshit throws a jab but it's blocked by Silva.
Holyshit just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva throws a nice inside leg kick.
Holyshit takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Silva drops Holyshit with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Holyshit looks back up at him and smiles so Silva waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Holyshit is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Silva connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Oh Holyshit is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
and Silva counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Holyshit! He's just covering up as Silva starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Daniel Silva!
After winning the bout, Daniel Silva thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.