PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ser Gregor Clegane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jaws Talltree (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Talltree has chosen Mötley Crüe - Dr. Feelgood as his entrance music. Jaws Talltree has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Gregor Clegane
vs
Talltree

220 cm
23
278 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

210 cm
30
280 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

LOD: Affordable Quality

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ser Gregor Clegane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jaws Talltree!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Clegane lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Talltree has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Talltree and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Clegane ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Clegane throws a push kick but Talltree slaps the foot to one side.
Ser Gregor Clegane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Talltree just misses with a punch to the body.
Clegane thows a body shot but no joy.
Clegane drops his hands momentarily and Talltree takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Talltree checks the leg kick nicely there.
Clegane has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Supremacy of Self- Pit Inc. in the buildup to the fight.
Clegane misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Talltree lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Clegane at a distance.
Talltree throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Talltree looks to score with a jab to the body but Clegane is just out of range.
Clegane looks to score with a jab to the body but Talltree is just out of range.
Clegane throws a leg kick but Talltree moved away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Talltree. Clegane does a little dance to reset his feet.
Talltree looks to throw the jab but Clegane is out of range.
Talltree throws a jab when Clegane was well out of range.
Clegane uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Talltree.
Clegane wants to land a leg kick but Talltree is out of range.
Talltree just misses with a punch to the body.
A combination from Talltree does no damage.
Talltree with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Talltree missing with a left hand there. Clegane was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Talltree misses the shot to the body.
Clegane fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Talltree is out of range.
Talltree throws a big shot that misses.
Talltree throws the left hand but Clegane avoids the punch easily.
Clegane throws a head kick but Talltree moves out of range.
Clegane lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Clegane walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Talltree checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Clegane dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Talltree. That did some damage!
Clegane does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Talltree connects with a body shot that sends Clegane's belly button to the back.
Clegane throws a half hearted mid kick.
Clegane uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Talltree.
Talltree circles away from the clinch attempt.
Talltree scores with the left hand. Clegane knows he should have avoided that one.
Clegane throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Clegane tries to clinch but Talltree is having none of it.
Clegane throws a wild body kick that Talltree sees coming a mile off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Talltree blocks the low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Talltree looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Clegane looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A looping hook to the body misses from Clegane. Talltree does a little dance to reset his feet.
A big left from Talltree misses.
Talltree scores with a crisp jab that stopped Clegane in his tracks.
Clegane goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Clegane ducks under a wild hook from Talltree.
Talltree chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Clegane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Talltree avoids the head kick by Clegane.

Clegane moves into the clinch successfully.
Clegane using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Clegane doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Talltree is trying to force a seperation but Clegane has the dominant position.
A knee to the head by Clegane.
Clegane tries to land a knee to the head but Talltree blocks with his arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Talltree avoiding damage as Clegane throws knees to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Talltree is trying to push Clegane away but Clegane has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Clegane has Talltree pressed against the cage, preventing Talltree from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Talltree pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Clegane scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Clegane.
Clegane is looking to chop away at Talltree's legs.
Clegane throws a low kick but it's checked well by Talltree.
Clegane throws a nice outside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Clegane.
Clegane throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Talltree throws a nice outside leg kick.
Clegane displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Talltree throws out the jab.
Clegane staying out of range there.
Clegane staying out of range there.
Clegane throws a wild body kick that Talltree sees coming a mile off.
Clegane misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Talltree connects with a single shot there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Talltree scores with a decent looking hook.
Clegane thows a leg kick but Talltree checks it
and Clegane takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Clegane looks to land a body kick but Talltree moved away.
Clegane ducks under a wild hook from Talltree.
Clegane avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Clegane lands a head kick. Talltree smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Clegane misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Talltree.
Good leg kick by Clegane there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Talltree throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Clegane tries to clinch up.
Clegane tries to clinch but Talltree is having none of it.
Clegane just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
An inside leg kick lands from Clegane.
Clegane has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Clegane there as he acknowledges the shot.
Clegane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Talltree throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Ser Gregor Clegane will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Clegane slips a straight right by Talltree.
Talltree connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Clegane momentarily.
Talltree misses with a wild body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Clegane misses the target.
Ser Gregor Clegane is winning the standup battle so far.
Clegane throws a nice outside leg kick.
Talltree connects with a high kick.
Clegane tries to land a front kick but Talltree steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Talltree blocks a leg kick.
Talltree has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Clegane.
Clegane misses with a body shot.
Talltree takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Clegane throws a low kick but Talltree avoids it.
Clegane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Clegane misses with a leg kick.
Clegane blocks a jab.
Clegane takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clegane on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Clegane checks a leg kick nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Clegane.
A head kick misses from Talltree.
Clegane walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Talltree checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Clegane lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Talltree at a distance.
Talltree tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice straight punches there by Talltree. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Talltree.
Clegane throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Clegane misses with a low kick.
Talltree fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Clegane.
The fighters circling - Talltree throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Clegane looks to land a body kick but Talltree moved away.
Clegane is looking to clinch but Talltree is avoiding it.
Clegane tries to clinch but Talltree is having none of it.
Talltree throws a right hand that Clegane ducks under and follows up with a left that Clegane also avoids with ease.
Clegane tries a low kick but Talltree avoids it.
Clegane throws a leg kick but Talltree checks it.
Clegane takes a swing at Talltree's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clegane throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Clegane is looking to wear down Talltree with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Talltree misses the shot to the body.
Talltree connects with a good right hand that stumbles Clegane. Clegane circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Talltree checks the leg kick nicely there.
Clegane throws out a leg kick but Talltree moves out of range and Clegane only half commits.
Clegane misses with a head kick.
Talltree throws a front kick aimed at Clegane's knee but Clegane avoids it well.
Clegane checks a leg kick.
Talltree throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Talltree pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Clegane back to the cage. Talltree follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Clegane will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Talltree throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Clegane is looking to slow Talltree down with leg kicks.
Clegane throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Clegane throws a front kick aimed at Talltree's knee but Talltree avoids it well.
Clegane on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Talltree misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clegane throws a body punch but Talltree moves out of range.
Talltree jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Clegane throws a head kick that misses.
Clegane slips a straight right by Talltree.
A nice inside leg kick there by Clegane. That's going to slow Talltree down.
Clegane motions for Talltree to come forward. Clegane throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Talltree blocks a jab.
Clegane throws a quick inside leg kick.
Clegane just misses with a punch to the body.
Talltree chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Clegane cracks the inside of Talltree's front leg.
Talltree throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Talltree blocks a head kick by Clegane.
Clegane tries a head kick but it misses.
Talltree throws a low kick but Clegane avoids it.
Clegane throws a solid leg kick but Talltree takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Clegane.
Talltree misses with a looping right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clegane throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Talltree stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Clegane.
Clegane is looking to chop away at Talltree's legs.
Talltree throws a one two combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Clegane throws a half hearted mid kick.
Clegane throws a head kick but Talltree moves out of range.
Talltree looks to land a right hand but Clegane moved out of range.
Talltree moves out of range as Clegane strikes.
Talltree buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Talltree lands a jab to the nose.
Talltree misses with a leg kick.
Clegane throws a leg kick that is checked
and Talltree counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Talltree scores with a hook to the body. Clegane takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Talltree lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Talltree blocks a low kick nicely.
Clegane tries to land a leg kick but Talltree saw it coming and moves away.
Talltree's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A leg kick checked by Talltree.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Jaws Talltree will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Talltree connects with a leg kick. Clegane looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Talltree throws the left hand but Clegane avoids the punch easily.
Clegane pivots, looking for a leg kick but Talltree is out of range and Clegane settles back down.
Talltree takes a swing at Clegane's ribcage but misses.
Talltree scores with a decent looking hook.
A telegraphed right hand from Talltree misses the target.
Clegane does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Talltree throws a low kick but it's checked well by Clegane.
Clegane takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Clegane throws a sloppy head kick and Talltree moves out of range easily.
Clegane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Clegane tries to clinch there but Talltree circles away.
Talltree swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Talltree lands a jab.
Talltree throws a hook to the side of Clegane's head but Clegane sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A head kick by Clegane misses
and Talltree counters with a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clegane is looking to score with low kicks.
Clegane looks for the body kick but Talltree saw that one coming.
Clegane with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Talltree to score with a decent uppercut.
Talltree moves out of range of the body kick from Clegane.
Talltree misses with a looping left.
Clegane wants to slow Talltree down by chopping away at his legs.
Talltree avoids the body shot from Clegane.
Clegane thows a body shot but no joy.
Talltree smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Clegane shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Talltree throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Clegane takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Clegane throws a low kick, looking for Talltree's leg but Talltree calmly moves out of range.
Talltree cracks Clegane with a good jab.
Talltree feints and then cracks Clegane's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Clegane down.
Clegane scores with a jab to the jaw.
Clegane blocks a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Talltree throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Clegane sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Clegane lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Talltree throws an overhand right that lands on Clegane's shoulder, as Clegane tries to avoid the shot.
Clegane misses with a head kick.
Talltree misses with a body shot.
Clegane displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Talltree throws out the jab.

Clegane rushes Talltree and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Clegane taking a breather.
Clegane looking to throw knees to the head but Talltree is blocking nicely.
Talltree lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Talltree breaks from the clinch.
Clegane tries to score with a low kick but Talltree moves his leg out of the way.
Talltree scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Clegane throws a head kick that misses.
Clegane displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Talltree throws out the jab.
A slapping body kick lands there for Clegane.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Talltree comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Talltree throws the left hand but Clegane avoids the punch easily.
Talltree checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Clegane moves away from the strike by Talltree.
Talltree connects with a crisp jab.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Talltree jumps into guard, dragging Clegane to the mat.

Talltree manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Clegane has Talltree pressed against the cage, preventing Talltree from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Talltree manages to break the clinch.
Talltree pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Talltree takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Clegane throws a wild body kick that Talltree sees coming a mile off.
Clegane slips under a jab from Talltree.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Talltree avoids the body shot from Clegane.
Clegane looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A looping hook to the body misses from Clegane. Talltree does a little dance to reset his feet.
Talltree ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clegane throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Clegane throws a push kick but Talltree slaps the foot to one side.
Clegane looks for the body kick but Talltree saw that one coming.
Talltree takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Talltree fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Clegane looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Clegane pivots, looking for a leg kick but Talltree is out of range and Clegane settles back down.
Clegane on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Clegane throws a head kick but Talltree moves out of range.
Talltree fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Clegane throws a leg kick but Talltree sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Clegane ducks under a wild hook from Talltree.
A head kick misses from Clegane.
Talltree misses the jab.
Talltree thows a left - swing and a miss!

And that's the end of the fight!
Jaws Talltree comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Talltree has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Jaws Talltree!
During a confident post fight interview, Jaws Talltree thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.