PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andrew Mir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Pigface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Mir
vs
Pigface

190 cm
24
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

188 cm
24
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Andrew Mir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tony Pigface!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mir has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pigface.
Pigface thows a leg kick but Mir checks it

and Mir counters with a head kick that drops Pigface to the mat! Pigface scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pigface looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Mir looks to clinch
and Pigface counters with a good low kick that Mir was not able to check.
Pigface throws a leg kick but Mir checks it.
Pigface turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pigface stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Mir tries to score a power double leg takedown but Pigface sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Mir somewhat.
Mir throws a lazy head kick
and Pigface connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mir walks forward, straight into a front kick from Pigface.
A low kick from Pigface misses
and Mir counters with a nice low kick that buckles Pigface's knee momentarily.
Mir tries for a takedown but Pigface circles away easily
and Pigface counters with an inside leg kick.
Mir avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mir shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Pigface pinned against the cage. Pigface gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Andrew Mir. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mir fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mir shoots in but Pigface avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Pigface jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Mir.
Mir is breathing heavily.
Pigface connects with a leg kick. Mir looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pigface connects with a solid leg kick.
Pigface looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Mir scores with a nice head shot.
Pigface dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mir. That did some damage!
Pigface scores with a sloppy right hand. Mir should have avoided that one.
Pigface fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mir.
Pigface lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mir's sensitive parts.
A lazy left from Pigface finds it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mir tries to clinch up.
Mir is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pigface lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tony Pigface is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mir shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Pigface works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pigface scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Mir shoots for a double leg takedown but Pigface sprawls well. He's pushed Mir's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Pigface dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mir. That did some damage!
Good exchange - Pigface coming out on top.
Pigface explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Mir has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pigface.
Tony Pigface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pigface feints and then cracks Mir's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mir down.
Mir looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A cross from Pigface lands.
Pigface throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pigface lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mir's sensitive parts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pigface lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Pigface cracks the inside of Mir's front leg.
Pigface connects with an inside leg kick.
Pigface fakes the leg kick and cracks Mir in the body.
Pigface lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Mir walks into a straight right hand from Pigface.
Pigface scores with a kick to the body.
Mir drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Both fighters circling a little - Pigface finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Mir takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Pigface scores with a leg kick.
Pigface connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mir takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pigface moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pigface thows a body kick. Mir tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Mir on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pigface. Pigface obviously looking to wear him down.
Pigface throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Mir on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Pigface connects with the punch.
Pigface scores with a push kick.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Mir. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pigface.
Good leg kick by Pigface there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mir will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Mir shoots in for a double leg but Pigface sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Pigface fakes the leg kick and cracks Mir in the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pigface looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pigface connects with an inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pigface.
Pigface connects with a solid leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tony Pigface dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Pigface's corner calls for a 1-2. Pigface obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Mir swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mir takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mir walks into a straight right hand from Pigface.
Pigface is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Pigface thows a leg kick but Mir checks it
and Mir counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Pigface connects with a single shot there.
That kick from Pigface tenderised Mir's leg. Mir is trying to keep his angry face on.
Mir fails with the takedown.
Andrew Mir is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pigface bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Mir is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pigface sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Donk. Pigface catches Mir right on the button with a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mir closes the distance and clinches up with Pigface, looking for a takedown. Mir pushes Pigface against the cage but Pigface circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Andrew Mir. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pigface scores with a kick to the body.
Pigface lets loose with a powerful body kick. Mir will feel that in the morning.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mir walks forward, straight into a front kick from Pigface.
Pigface moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pigface lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mir's sensitive parts.
A good leg kick by Pigface.
Pigface lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mir's sensitive parts.
Pigface fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pigface connects with an inside leg kick.
Pigface throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Pigface fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pigface thumps Mir with a low kick.
Mir looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Pigface connects with a leg kick. Mir looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pigface bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Mir stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pigface.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Danga de danga de dang - Pigface scores with a four punch combination!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pigface dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mir. That did some damage!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Pigface. Mir shrugs it off though.
Pigface scores with a nice body kick.
Mir on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Pigface.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pigface.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Mir might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Mir shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Mir is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Mir takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A chopping leg kick lands by Pigface.
Pigface turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pigface scores with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pigface connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mir moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pigface fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pigface uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Mir fails with a takedown attempt.
Pigface lands with a nice body kick.
Pigface connects with a leg kick. Mir looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pigface fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Mir takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Mir throws a series of punches but Pigface avoids them all with ease.
Pigface throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tony Pigface seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pigface thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Mir if he has to take too many more of those.
Pigface connects with a leg kick. Mir looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Mir takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A nice leg kick lands there from Pigface.
Pigface scores with a jab to the head.
A head kick by Mir misses
and Pigface counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pigface slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pigface. That's going to slow Mir down.
Pigface fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pigface has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Pigface scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pigface lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Pigface moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Mir needs to keep his hands up - Pigface had a free shot at his head there.
Mir on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tony Pigface showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Mir's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Decent striking displayed by Pigface there.
Pigface fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mir.
A good leg kick by Pigface.
Pigface with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mir tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Pigface defends well and Mir ends up having to push Pigface into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Pigface lands a hook that snaps the head of Mir backwards.
Mir tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pigface's elbow.
Mir is looking to break free of the clinch but Pigface has double underhooks.
Mir is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Pigface to keep the fight standing.
Pigface fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mir is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Pigface pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Andrew Mir. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pigface displaying some good clinch control by pressing Mir up against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Pigface.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pigface digs a right hand into Mir's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mir's gas tank.
Pigface misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mir's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pigface lands a body punch.
Pigface lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pigface goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mir.
Pigface lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mir or not.
Pigface misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mir jumps guard but Pigface turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Mir tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Pigface smiles and moves away.
Pigface looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Good exchange - Pigface coming out on top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pigface fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mir has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Mir takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Pigface throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Mir on the side of the head.
Pigface listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pigface connects with a nice looking jab.
Pigface connects with the punch.
Pigface leaves Mir with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Mir takes a jab right on the kisser.
Pigface bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Pigface dips to his left and cracks Mir with an uppercut!
A chopping leg kick lands by Pigface.
Pigface lands a jab.
Pigface scores with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pigface throws a leg kick which misses Mir's front leg but catches the back leg as Mir tries to avoid it.
Pigface lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pigface with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A solid body kick from Pigface.
Pigface works the jab nicely.
Good leg kick by Pigface there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pigface lands with a right hand.
Mir on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Pigface lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Pigface scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Pigface lands a leg kick that knocks Mir off balance momentarily.
Mir throws a nice looking combination but Pigface bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pigface throws a leg kick which misses Mir's front leg but catches the back leg as Mir tries to avoid it.
Pigface scoring well with a low kick there.
Pigface lands a nice shot that snaps Mir's head back.
Pigface scoring well with a low kick there.
Mir on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pigface scores with a leg kick.
Tony Pigface is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Pigface scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
That kick from Pigface tenderised Mir's leg. Mir is trying to keep his angry face on.
Pigface scores with a nice body kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pigface scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pigface. That's going to slow Mir down.
Andrew Mir has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A slapping leg kick lands for Pigface.
Pigface connects with a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tony Pigface comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Pigface has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for Tony Pigface!
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight for Tony Pigface!
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight for Tony Pigface!

Tony Pigface wins by unanimous decision!