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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lorenzo Dusante (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dusante has chosen david dallas runnin as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lorenzo Dusante!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Steve Montenegro and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dusante scores with a takedown into McDigglepuss's guard.
Dusante throws a big elbow that misses.
Dusante is looking to stand up but McDigglepuss won't let him.
Dusante stops McDigglepuss from standing up.
Dusante is looking to stand up but McDigglepuss won't let him.
McDigglepuss wriggles free and stands up.
McDigglepuss scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McDigglepuss throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dusante.
Dusante throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A big left from Dusante misses.
McDigglepuss tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dusante swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dusante misses with a few strikes there.
Dusante moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for McDigglepuss, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A combination from McDigglepuss does no damage.
A combination from McDigglepuss does no damage.
Dusante takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDigglepuss misses with a hook.
No joy there for McDigglepuss, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McDigglepuss really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dusante closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
McDigglepuss wants to break free but Dusante has control.
Dusante tries to circle away but McDigglepuss has him pinned against the cage.
McDigglepuss wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dusante has McDigglepuss pressed against the cage, preventing McDigglepuss from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
McDigglepuss wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dusante has him pressed against the cage.
McDigglepuss wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dusante has him pressed against the cage.
Dusante is defending well against a takedown attempt.
McDigglepuss wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dusante breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McDigglepuss throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dusante on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
McDigglepuss pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice body punch from Dusante.
Dusante throws a head kick that misses.
McDigglepuss misses with an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDigglepuss misses with a combination
and Dusante counters with a nice body kick.
McDigglepuss is breathing heavily.
McDigglepuss keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fight stays on the outside here - Dusante looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dusante bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dusante fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but McDigglepuss avoids it really well and circles away.
McDigglepuss looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McDigglepuss throws a combination. Dusante tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Dusante bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McDigglepuss misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McDigglepuss throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dusante tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McDigglepuss was well out of range. Poor timing from Dusante.
Dusante closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dusante's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dusante slips a jab from McDigglepuss.
McDigglepuss dips to his left and cracks Dusante with an uppercut!
McDigglepuss scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Dusante is rocked!
Dusante shoots in for a double leg but McDigglepuss sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lorenzo Dusante.
Some wild striking there from McDigglepuss.
McDigglepuss tries to clinch up.
McDigglepuss scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McDigglepuss displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Dusante.
McDigglepuss misses with an uppercut. Dusante saw that one coming.
Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McDigglepuss lands a jab.
McDigglepuss throws a jab when Dusante was well out of range.
Dusante uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McDigglepuss.
Dusante shoots in looking for a takedown but McDigglepuss manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Dusante's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dusante throws a shot from downtown. McDigglepuss moves away and avoids it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McDigglepuss scores with a three punch combo!
McDigglepuss throws a right and a left that Dusante avoids nicely.
McDigglepuss misses with a two punch combination.
McDigglepuss throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dusante.
McDigglepuss bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Dusante's head.
McDigglepuss walks into a jab.
McDigglepuss misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dusante has managed to clinch.
Dusante breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McDigglepuss is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Dusante goes for a double leg but McDigglepuss avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as McDigglepuss continues to drive forward.
McDigglepuss's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McDigglepuss blocks a head kick by Dusante.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dusante takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
McDigglepuss lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Dusante is still on wobbly legs! Can McDigglepuss finish him?
McDigglepuss misses with a wild combination.
McDigglepuss throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
McDigglepuss misses with a series of wild punches.
Dusante seems to have recovered his senses.
McDigglepuss avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McDigglepuss has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
McDigglepuss misses with a straight right.
Dusante misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dusante moves away from the strike by McDigglepuss.
McDigglepuss tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dusante paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McDigglepuss lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dusante circles away quickly and effectively.
Dusante tries to close the distance and clinch but McDigglepuss swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McDigglepuss lands with a straight right. Dusante didn't see that one coming.
McDigglepuss throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss is winning the standup battle so far.
McDigglepuss fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McDigglepuss smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dusante slips a jab and a cross from McDigglepuss.
Dusante dives in for a single leg takedown but McDigglepuss sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McDigglepuss tries to break free but Dusante pushes him back against the cage.
Dusante tries for a takedown. No joy.
Dusante keeps the fight in the clinch, despite McDigglepuss's efforts to push away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dusante is trying to break the clinch but McDigglepuss has him pressed against the cage.
Dusante tries to circle away but McDigglepuss has him pinned against the cage.
McDigglepuss tries to break the clinch but Dusante is controlling the position.
McDigglepuss is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dusante wants a takedown.
Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lorenzo Dusante.
Dusante is defending well against a takedown attempt.
McDigglepuss is working for takedown but Dusante is calmly controlling the position for now.
McDigglepuss wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dusante has him pressed against the cage.
McDigglepuss tries to break the clinch but Dusante is controlling the position.
Dusante breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Some wild striking there from McDigglepuss.
McDigglepuss lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Dusante backs up against the cage.
Dusante scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
McDigglepuss connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
McDigglepuss throws a right hand that Dusante ducks under and follows up with a left that Dusante also avoids with ease.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dusante fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A combination from McDigglepuss does no damage.
Dusante misses with an attempted mid kick.
McDigglepuss scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dusante misses with a series of wild punches.
McDigglepuss tries to clinch there but Dusante circles away.
Dusante throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McDigglepuss misses with the combination.
Dusante is looking to clinch.
A punch combination from McDigglepuss misses.
McDigglepuss avoids the head kick by Dusante.
Dusante has closed the distance and engaged McDigglepuss in a clinch.
Dusante tries to circle away but McDigglepuss has him pinned against the cage.
McDigglepuss wants to break the clinch but can't.
McDigglepuss can't break the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dusante pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dusante closes the distance and clinches.
Dusante keeps the fight in the clinch, despite McDigglepuss's efforts to push away.
McDigglepuss tries to circle away but Dusante has him pinned against the cage.
McDigglepuss breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McDigglepuss thuds his right hand into Dusante's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dusante throws a wild body kick that McDigglepuss sees coming a mile off.
McDigglepuss throws a nice looking combination but Dusante bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dusante throws a quick head kick that skims the top of McDigglepuss's head.
Dusante misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dusante throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McDigglepuss avoids the head kick by Dusante.
McDigglepuss smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dusante throws a series of punches but McDigglepuss avoids them all with ease.
McDigglepuss goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDigglepuss lands with a hook. Dusante tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
McDigglepuss throws a right and a left that Dusante avoids nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McDigglepuss lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dusante circles away quickly and effectively.
McDigglepuss misses with a wild combination.
Dusante misses with the combination.
A combination from McDigglepuss does no damage.
McDigglepuss swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dusante fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but McDigglepuss avoids it really well and circles away.
Dusante takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McDigglepuss circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dusante shoots in for a takedown but McDigglepuss shows good takedown defense.
McDigglepuss misses with a series of wild punches.
McDigglepuss catches Dusante with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
McDigglepuss throws out a powerful jab.
Dusante misses with a looping left.
McDigglepuss blocks a head kick by Dusante.
McDigglepuss misses with a straight right.
McDigglepuss lands a head shot.
Dusante fails with the takedown.
McDigglepuss will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McDigglepuss scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
McDigglepuss blocks a head kick by Dusante.
Dusante lands with a slapping head kick.
Dusante misses with a low kick as McDigglepuss jumps back.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McDigglepuss jabs Dusante right on the nose. Dusante blinks but takes it well.
McDigglepuss throws a right and a left that Dusante avoids nicely.
McDigglepuss tries to bum rush Dusante with a series of wild strikes but Dusante uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dusante is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dusante lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Dusante shoots in but McDigglepuss avoids the takedown attempt easily.
McDigglepuss scores with a nice right hand.
McDigglepuss lands a left and a right that send Dusante crashing to the mat, dazed. McDigglepuss thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McDigglepuss lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McDigglepuss misses with a two punch combination.
McDigglepuss throws a series of punches but Dusante avoids them all with ease.
Dusante misses with a few strikes there.
A right-left combo lands from McDigglepuss.
Dusante lands a jab.
Dusante dodges the punch combination from McDigglepuss.
McDigglepuss fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dusante shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lorenzo Dusante.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDigglepuss swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McDigglepuss tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McDigglepuss throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
McDigglepuss keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
No luck for Dusante with that takedown attempt.
McDigglepuss looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dusante keeps the fight on the outside.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McDigglepuss, as that shot connected.
McDigglepuss lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Dusante rushes McDigglepuss and presses him up against the cage.
Dusante looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as McDigglepuss takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Dusante is trying to maintain a safe position but McDigglepuss gets an underhook and turns Dusante into the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dusante keeps control of McDigglepuss as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
McDigglepuss working hard to break the clinch.
A short body shot lands from McDigglepuss as the two fighters clinch.
McDigglepuss tries to circle away but Dusante has him pinned against the cage.
McDigglepuss wants to break free but Dusante has control.
McDigglepuss wants to get back to striking at distance but Dusante won't allow it.
McDigglepuss is trying to break the clinch but Dusante has him pressed against the cage.
McDigglepuss can't break the clinch.
Dusante wants to break free but McDigglepuss has control.
McDigglepuss is trying to break free.
Dusante is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McDigglepuss is defending well for now.
McDigglepuss keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dusante's efforts to push away.
McDigglepuss wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dusante jumps guard but McDigglepuss stands there with Dusante around his waist. Dusante gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A body shot lands from McDigglepuss.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDigglepuss wants to get back to striking at distance but Dusante won't allow it.
McDigglepuss can't break the clinch.
McDigglepuss wants to break free but Dusante has control.
Dusante wants to break free but McDigglepuss has control.
McDigglepuss prevents the takedown attempt.
McDigglepuss manages to break the clinch.
Lorenzo Dusante has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McDigglepuss keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
McDigglepuss stalks Dusante and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Dusante's face. Dusante staggers backwards, shaken.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McDigglepuss lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Dusante goes down and covers up as McDigglepuss starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pickle Snatch McDigglepuss!
In defeat, Lorenzo Dusante stepped up to the mic, saying 'il fucking kill you cunt arrrrrrrrrrrgh'.
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