PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Desmond Hume (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leeroy is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Boondocks Theme Song. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hume
vs
Leeroy

200 cm
36
168 lbs
21 - 21 - 0

174 cm
34
155 lbs
26 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
KO power

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Desmond Hume!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Steve Erwin and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hume tries to close the distance and clinch up but Leeroy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hume lands with a good body shot.
Hume scores with a shot to the body.
Hume moves out of range as Leeroy strikes.
Leeroy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Hume throws a sloppy head kick and Leeroy moves out of range easily.
Hume really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A jab from Hume does it's job there.
Hume fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Leeroy lands with an uppercut that bounces Hume off the cage and back into range.
Leeroy just misses with a punch to the body.
Hume throws a head kick that Leeroy semi-blocks.
Hume avoids the head kick by Leeroy.
Leeroy just misses with a punch to the body.
Leeroy looks to land a right hand but Hume moved out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Leeroy, right into the meat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Leeroy takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Leeroy swats away the attempt to clinch by Hume.
Hume is looking to slow Leeroy down with leg kicks.
Hume tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Leeroy takes one to the chin there.
Hume comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Leeroy takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Leeroy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hume checks it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeroy throws a wild body kick that Hume sees coming a mile off.
Leeroy throws a push kick but Hume slaps the foot to one side.
Leeroy lands a leg kick that knocks Hume off balance momentarily.
Hume throws a sloppy head kick and Leeroy moves out of range easily.
A big left from Leeroy misses.
Hume tries a head kick but it misses.
Bruce Leeroy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Leeroy looks to throw a body kick
and Hume makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hume tries to clinch but Leeroy is having none of it.
Leeroy scores with a shot to the body.
Leeroy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Hume is breathing heavily.
Leeroy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hume is looking to clinch but Leeroy is avoiding it.
Leeroy throws a head kick that misses.
Hume is looking to wear down Leeroy with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Hume fails with a takedown attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A shot to the body from Leeroy misses
and Hume counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Leeroy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Leeroy stuns Hume with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Leeroy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Leeroy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Leeroy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hume has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy scoring well with a low kick there.
The fighters circling - Leeroy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Leeroy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Leeroy throws out a leg kick but Hume moves out of range and Leeroy only half commits.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Leeroy throws a leg kick which misses Hume's front leg but catches the back leg as Hume tries to avoid it.
Hume chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Leeroy can pounce on him.
Hume defending well as Leeroy loads up on a big left hand.
Hume scores with a head kick.
Leeroy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A lazy left from Leeroy finds it's target.
Leeroy looks to throw the jab but Hume is out of range.
Leeroy throws a head kick that misses.
Leeroy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hume sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hume throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hume keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Hume throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Leeroy.
Leeroy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hume tries to clinch up.
Hume avoids the body shot from Leeroy.
Leeroy feints and then cracks Hume's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hume down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Leeroy.
Leeroy lands with a hook. Hume tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

Hume is rocked!
Leeroy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hume doesn't seem bothered though.
Oh Hume is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Leeroy throws a monster overhand right that drops Hume! Leeroy follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bruce Leeroy!
Bruce Leeroy really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Firebird Designs logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.