PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tito Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Lionel Dahmer might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Soulfly - Jeffrey Dahmer. Tito Jackson has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer's chin.

Lionel Dahmer
vs
Jackson

185 cm
18
190 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

180 cm
25
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tito Jackson!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice uppercut there from Lionel Dahmer.
Lionel Dahmer moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

Jackson closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Lionel Dahmer did well to prevent Jackson getting side control.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Jackson connects with a nice short shot to Lionel Dahmer's temple.
Jackson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Lionel Dahmer with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jackson working the head and body with strikes.

Jackson has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Lionel Dahmer defend it? Jackson steps over the head and cranks it - Lionel Dahmer is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Jackson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Tito Jackson!
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer was interviewed post fight and said 'hahaha...'.