PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brad Brunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bo Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyson has chosen God save the Queen as his entrance music. Bo Tyson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Brunch
vs
Tyson

180 cm
22
222 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

195 cm
29
290 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Just Fight (Everything 7$)
HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Brad Brunch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Bo Tyson!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Sam Margolis and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brunch ducks right into an uppercut from Tyson.

Tyson gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Tyson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Tyson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tyson moves out of range as Brunch strikes.
Bo Tyson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tyson jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Brunch slips under a jab.
Brunch throws a hook to the side of Tyson's head but Tyson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Brunch throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Brunch staying out of range there.
Tyson misses the jab.
Tyson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Tyson looks to throw the jab but Brunch is out of range.
We've been informed that Tyson has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
A big left from Tyson misses.
Brunch throws a nice looking combination but Tyson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Tyson tries to close the distance and clinch but Brunch swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Tyson instigates a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Tyson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've been told by Brunch's head coaches at Rift Fighting Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Tyson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Brunch circles away quickly and effectively.

Tyson gets a clinch.
Brunch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tyson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Tyson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Tyson tries to bum rush Brunch with a series of wild strikes but Brunch uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Brunch throws a shot from downtown. Tyson moves away and avoids it.
A big right from Tyson misses.
Tyson ducks under a wild hook from Brunch.
Tyson slips under a jab.
Tyson throws a lazy uppercut
and Brunch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Brunch staying out of range there.
Tyson tries to bum rush Brunch with a series of wild strikes but Brunch uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tyson throws a right hand that misses
and Brunch counters with a nice uppercut.
Brunch ducks under a wild hook from Tyson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brunch stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Tyson throws a right and a left that Brunch avoids nicely.
Tyson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Tyson slips under a jab from Brunch.
Brunch lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Tyson clinches.

Tyson manages to break the clinch.
Tyson fails to land with a series of punches.
Brunch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tyson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Brunch.
Tyson misses with a hook to the body
and Brunch counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tyson misses with an uppercut.
Tyson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Tyson throws out a powerful jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyson misses with a hook.
Brunch displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tyson throws out the jab.
Brunch connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Tyson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tyson throws a nice looking combination but Brunch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Brunch showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Tyson.
Tyson takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Tyson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Brunch avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tyson misses with a looping left.
Tyson misses with a double jab
and Brunch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Brunch lands a glancing blow to the side of Tyson's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Brunch gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Brunch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Brunch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tyson.
Tyson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Brunch throws a jab but it's blocked by Tyson.
Tyson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tyson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brunch misses with a series of wild punches.
Brunch cracks Tyson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Tyson just misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Brad Brunch will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Tyson misses with a left hand
and Brunch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tyson slips under a jab from Brunch.
Brad Brunch is winning the standup battle so far.
Brunch uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tyson.
Tyson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Brunch in his tracks.
Tyson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Brunch takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Tyson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Brunch counters with a nice body shot.
Tyson thows a body shot but no joy.
Tyson wants to clinch up but Brunch keeps it at a distance.
Brunch is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.

Tyson clinches with his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tyson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Brunch backwards.
Tyson blocking some punches.
Brunch lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tyson backwards.

Tyson breaks from the clinch.
Brunch on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Brunch throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyson throws the left hand but Brunch avoids the punch easily.
Tyson throws a right and a left that Brunch avoids nicely.
Brunch scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Tyson throws a hook but Brunch blocks it.
Brunch swings for the body but Tyson moves out of range.
Brunch catches Tyson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Tyson moves out of range as Brunch strikes.
Tyson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tyson with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Brunch to score with a decent uppercut.
Tyson scores with a jab to the body.
Brunch missing with a left hand there. Tyson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tyson slips a straight right by Brunch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Brunch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tyson misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyson lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Tyson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Brunch stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Good shot there by Tyson.
Tyson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Brunch.
Nice jab there from Brunch.
Decent striking displayed by Brunch there.
A punch lands to the side of Brunch 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Brunch moves away from the strike by Tyson.
Tyson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Brunch scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Bo Tyson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tyson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tyson takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Tyson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Tyson misses with a wild combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyson misses with an uppercut.
Tyson throws an overhand right that lands on Brunch's shoulder, as Brunch tries to avoid the shot.
Tyson throws a body punch but Brunch moves out of range.
A jab from Brunch misses.
Brunch looks to throw the jab but Tyson is out of range.
Brunch's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Tyson connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Brunch scrambles back to his feet.
Tyson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Brunch manages to avoid it.
Brunch avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Brunch!
Brunch throws out a powerful jab.
Brunch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tyson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Brunch looks to throw the jab but Tyson is out of range.
Tyson throws a series of strikes that have Brunch backpedaling.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A left and a right from Tyson both land. Nice combination.
Tyson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tyson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tyson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Brunch's head backwards.
Tyson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tyson throws a big shot that misses.
Tyson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tyson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Tyson rushes Brunch and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Tyson breaks the clinch.

Tyson gets a clinch.

Tyson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Brunch throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Brad Brunch will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Tyson looks to land a combination but Brunch avoids it well.
Tyson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Brunch throws a lazy right hand but Tyson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tyson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Brunch throws out the jab.
Tyson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Brunch.
Brunch avoids the body shot from Tyson.
Tyson misses with a straight left.
Brunch on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A swing and a miss from Tyson.
Brunch slips a jab from Tyson.
Brunch uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tyson has time to react.
Tyson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Brunch manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Brunch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tyson.
Tyson is looking to clinch but Brunch is avoiding it.
Brunch blocks a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyson misses with a body punch
and Brunch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tyson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tyson misses with a few strikes there.
The fighters circling - Brunch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Brunch circles away from the clinch attempt.
Brunch throws a right and a left that both miss.
Tyson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Brunch digs a good hook to Tyson's body.
Tyson misses with a straight left.
Brunch jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tyson tries to clinch but Brunch is having none of it.
Tyson looks to land a right hand but Brunch moved out of range.
Tyson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Brunch has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Brunch there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyson tries to clinch there but Brunch circles away.
Brunch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tyson misses with a hook. Brunch ducked under it nicely.
Tyson slips a jab and a cross from Brunch.
Tyson misses the jab.
Tyson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Brunch finds it's way round the side to connect with Tyson's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brunch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tyson.
Brunch throws a shot from downtown. Tyson moves away and avoids it.
Tyson throws the left hand but Brunch avoids the punch easily.

Tyson moves into range and clinches up with Brunch.

Tyson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Brunch loads up on a big right hand but Tyson slips the punch.
Tyson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Brunch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Tyson misses.
Brunch misses with a straight left.
Tyson fails to land with a series of punches.
Tyson throws a right hand that misses
and Brunch counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Tyson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tyson just misses with a punch to the body.
Tyson misses with a hook to the body
and Brunch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tyson misses with a body shot.
Brunch lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tyson circles away quickly and effectively.
Tyson throws the left hand but Brunch avoids the punch easily.
Tyson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tyson throws a lazy uppercut
and Brunch counters with a nice uppercut.
Tyson tries to clinch but Brunch is having none of it.
Brunch throws an overhand right that lands on Tyson's shoulder, as Tyson tries to avoid the shot.
Tyson moves in looking to clinch but Brunch pushes him off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyson throws a body punch but Brunch moves out of range.
Brunch staying out of range there.
Tyson tries to clinch there but Brunch circles away.
Tyson ducks right into an uppercut from Brunch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brunch looks to land a left hand but Tyson moved out of range nicely.

Tyson pushes Brunch up against the cage in a clinch.
Brunch has had enough of the clinch but Tyson keeps him there for the moment.
Tyson has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Tyson is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Brunch gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Tyson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Brunch keeps control of Tyson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tyson is looking to break free of the clinch but Brunch has double underhooks.
Tyson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Tyson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Tyson needs to keep his hands up - Brunch had a free shot at his head there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Bo Tyson just about did enough to take it.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Brunch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tyson manages to avoid it.
Tyson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Brunch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Brunch stalks Tyson and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Tyson's face. Tyson staggers backwards, shaken.
Brunch throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Brunch bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tyson's head backwards.
Brunch misses with a wild combination.
Tyson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tyson takes one to the chin there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tyson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Brunch lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Tyson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Brunch.
Tyson swings widly with a right hand
and Brunch counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Brunch misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brunch misses with a head kick.
Brunch throws a one two combo.
Brunch fails to land with a series of punches.
Brunch throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Tyson fails to land with a series of punches.
Tyson is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
A punch combination from Tyson misses.
Brunch thows a body shot but no joy.
Tyson misses with a straight left.
Good shot there by Brunch.
Tyson defending well as Brunch loads up on a big left hand.
Tyson staying out of range there.
Brunch uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tyson.
Sloppy strikes from Tyson. Those never looked like landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Tyson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Brunch, pushing him back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Tyson.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Brunch wants to break the clinch but can't.
Brunch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Brunch looking to slow down the pace here.
Brunch is looking to break free of the clinch but Tyson has double underhooks.
Tyson has Brunch pressed against the cage, preventing Brunch from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A short uppercut from Tyson.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Brunch.

Tyson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Brunch slips a jab from Tyson.
Nice defenses there by Brunch.
Tyson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Brunch counters with a straight right hand.
A combination from Tyson does no damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brunch bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Brunch avoids the body shot from Tyson.
Tyson swings for the body but Brunch moves out of range.
Tyson throws a sloppy body shot
and Brunch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tyson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Brunch throws out the jab.
Tyson throws a big shot that misses.
Brunch jabs at Tyson's body.
Tyson misses the jab.
Tyson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Brunch.
Tyson misses with a right hand
enabling Brunch to counter with a crisp jab.
Brunch misses with an uppercut.
The crowd cheers as Brunch lands an impressive looking overhand right. Tyson doesn't seem phased though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brunch ducks under a wild hook from Tyson.
Tyson misses with a combination
enabling Brunch to counter with a crisp jab.
Tyson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Brunch moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Brunch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tyson.
Tyson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Brunch counters with a straight right hand.
Brunch avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tyson throws a jab when Brunch was well out of range.
Brunch scores with a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brunch thuds his right hand into Tyson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Tyson misses with a hook. Brunch ducked under it nicely.
Brunch bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brad Brunch had his way with Bo Tyson in that round.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Brunch throws a jab when Tyson was well out of range.
Brunch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tyson connects with a nice looking jab.
Tyson throws a looping overhand right but Brunch ducks down to avoid it.
Tyson throws a right and a left that Brunch avoids nicely.
Tyson misses with a straight left.
Brunch misses with a left hand
and Tyson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Brunch with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Tyson to score with a decent uppercut.
Brunch misses with a looping left.
Tyson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tyson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tyson throws a right and a left that Brunch avoids nicely.
Tyson throws a jab but it's blocked by Brunch.
Brunch misses with a right hand
and Tyson counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brunch has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

Tyson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Brunch, pushing him back against the cage.
Tyson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Tyson lands with a left to the head.

Tyson manages to break the clinch.
Tyson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Tyson is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Tyson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Brunch throws a one two combo.
Brunch moves away from the strike by Tyson.
Tyson misses with an uppercut. Brunch saw that one coming.
Tyson swinging wildly here.
Brunch connects with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tyson throws a hook to the side of Brunch's head but Brunch sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Brunch scores with a jab to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Brunch misses the target.
Brunch throws a hook to the side of Tyson's head but Tyson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tyson thows a body shot but no joy.
Tyson throws a nice looking combination but Brunch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Brunch misses with a straight right.
Brunch ducks under a wild hook from Tyson.
Brunch misses with a straight right.
Tyson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Brunch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tyson misses with a left hand
and Brunch counters with a straight right hand.
Tyson lands a nice shot to the body.
Brunch connects with a looping right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Brunch just misses with a punch to the body.
Brunch avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Brunch throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tyson.
Brunch walks into a straight right hand from Tyson.
Tyson misses with a lunging right hand
and Brunch counters with a nice body shot.
Brunch misses with a hook.
Tyson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Brunch has time to react.
Tyson staying out of range there.
Brunch lands with a hook. Tyson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Brunch misses with a straight right.
Tyson lands a jab to the nose.
Bo Tyson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Tyson.
Brunch throws an overhand right that lands on Tyson's shoulder, as Tyson tries to avoid the shot.
Tyson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Brunch.
A swing and a miss from Brunch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tyson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Brunch has time to react.
Brunch ducks under a wild hook from Tyson.
A telegraphed right hand from Tyson misses the target.
Tyson misses with a wild body shot.
Tyson misses with an uppercut
enabling Brunch to counter with a crisp jab.
Tyson misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brunch ducks under a wild hook from Tyson.
Tyson throws a right and a left that Brunch avoids nicely.
Tyson moves out of range as Brunch strikes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bo Tyson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Brunch has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 49:46
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 47:49
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Bo Tyson!
Bo Tyson is the new super heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Bo Tyson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.