PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Colin Millen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Captain Caveman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Millen comes to the cage accompanied by Da Strike!. Caveman has chosen Captain Caveman Intro as his entrance music. Captain Caveman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Millen
vs
Caveman

175 cm
28
170 lbs
17 - 16 - 2

180 cm
28
175 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Powerful

LOD: Affordable Quality

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Colin Millen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Captain Caveman!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Wesley Smith and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Caveman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Millen.
Millen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Caveman moves away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Millen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Caveman moves in looking to clinch but Millen pushes him off.
Caveman misses with an uppercut.
Millen misses with a kick to the body.
Millen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Millen misses with a body shot.
Caveman wants to clinch.
Caveman lands a nice looking body shot.
Millen walks into a left hand.

Caveman pushes Millen up against the cage in a clinch.
Millen has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Caveman trying to land knees to the body.
Caveman avoids the elbow strike from Millen, against the cage.
Millen lands a left hand that snaps the head of Caveman backwards.
Caveman lands an elbow just above Millen 's eye.

It looks like Colin Millen has been cut.
Millen tries a knee to the head but Caveman blocks it.
Millen trying to land knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Caveman with a knee to the head.
Caveman tries to land a knee to the head but Millen blocks with his arms.
Caveman throws a knee to the head but misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Millen.
Caveman lands a nice elbow.
Millen takes an elbow to the forehead.
Caveman scores with a knee to the head.
Millen is trying to drag Caveman to the mat but Caveman just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Caveman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Millen throws a knee to the head but misses.
Caveman pushes off an throws an elbow but Millen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Millen missing with knees to the body.
Millen presses Caveman against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Caveman takes a shot to the head.
Millen is trying to drag Caveman to the mat but Caveman just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Millen avoids the elbow strike from Caveman, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Caveman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Knees to the body from Caveman.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Caveman pushes off an throws an elbow but Millen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Caveman lands a knee to the body.
Millen tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Caveman throws an elbow but it misses.
Caveman lands an elbow that stopped Millen in his tracks for a moment.
Caveman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Caveman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Caveman lands an elbow inside that Millen shrugs off.
Caveman using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Caveman misses with an elbow over the top.
Millen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A knee to the head by Caveman.
Caveman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Millen avoids a wild elbow strike from Caveman.
Millen scores with a knee to the head.
Caveman takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Caveman throws an elbow but it misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Caveman.
Caveman trying to land knees to the body.
Caveman working Millen over with knees to the body.

Millen has clasped his hands together around Caveman's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Caveman manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Caveman wants to stand but Millen has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Millen makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Millen.
Millen is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Caveman trying to control but Millen is working from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Caveman is stalling in the full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Caveman trying to control the position from guard on top but Millen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Captain Caveman.
Millen takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Millen throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Caveman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Millen throws out the jab.
Caveman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Caveman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Millen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Millen throws a leg kick

and Caveman counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Millen lands an elbow inside that Caveman shrugs off.
Millen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Caveman tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Millen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Caveman.
Still in the clinch, Millen scores with a nice short uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Caveman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Colin Millen's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A head kick misses from Caveman.
Millen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Caveman.
Millen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Caveman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Millen.
Nice shot by Millen.
Caveman scores with a sloppy right hand. Millen should have avoided that one.
Caveman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Caveman tests Millen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Caveman thuds his shin into the meat of Millen's side.
Caveman lands a lovely overhand right.
Millen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Millen looks for the body kick but Caveman saw that one coming.
Caveman throws a good cross that connects.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Millen loads up on a big right hand but Caveman slips the punch.
Millen keeps the fight on the outside.
Millen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Caveman.
Caveman is looking to clinch.
Millen throws a lazy right hand but Caveman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Millen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Caveman.
Caveman lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Millen scores with a decent looking hook.
Millen looks to land a left hand but Caveman moved out of range nicely.
Caveman lands an overhand right.
Caveman's corner calls for a 1-2. Caveman obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Millen does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Caveman slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Captain Caveman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Millen connects with a nice looking jab.
A nice inside leg kick there by Caveman. That's going to slow Millen down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Caveman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Millen has time to react.
Caveman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Millen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Millen keeps the fight on the outside.
Millen misses with a low kick.
Caveman catches Millen with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Millen is rocked!
That kick from Millen tenderised Caveman's leg. Caveman is trying to keep his angry face on.
Oh Millen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Millen shoots in and bounces Caveman off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Millen seems to have got his legs back now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Caveman wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Millen throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Caveman works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Millen working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Caveman's head.
Millen wants to control from the top but Caveman keeps moving.
Caveman is trying to keep Millen in close.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Caveman wants to stand and escape but Millen is having none of it.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Captain Caveman was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Millen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Caveman has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Caveman and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Caveman tries to clinch but Millen is having none of it.
Caveman throws a leg kick but Millen moved away.
Nice takedown defense from Caveman. No joy for Millen on that attempt.
Colin Millen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Caveman gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Caveman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Millen.
Caveman avoiding damage as Millen throws knees to the body.
Millen tries to land knees in the clinch but Caveman avoids the damage to the body.
Millen misses with a knee to the head.
Millen misses with some punches.
Millen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
With the fighters up against the cage, Millen throws an elbow but misses.
Caveman blocks the elbow strike.
Millen misses with an elbow strike.
Caveman looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Millen has Caveman pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Caveman manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Millen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Millen throws an elbow that misses.
Millen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Captain Caveman seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Knees in the clinch landing for Caveman.
Caveman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Caveman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Millen lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Millen has a couple of punches blocked by Caveman.
Caveman trying to land knees to the body.
Caveman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Millen.
Caveman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Millen avoids it.
Caveman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Millen pulls guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Caveman showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Caveman wants to pass the guard but Millen is keeping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Caveman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Colin Millen's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Millen throws out a leg kick but Caveman moves out of range and Millen only half commits.
A solid leg kick lands there for Millen.
Millen uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Caveman has time to react.
Caveman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Millen's hands.
Millen tries to clinch up but Caveman circles away and keeps his distance.
Millen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Caveman throws a good cross that connects.
Caveman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Millen.
Millen misses with a body shot.
Nice cross by Caveman.
Millen throws a hook but Caveman blocks it.
Millen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Caveman checks a low kick from Millen.
Millen misses with a straight left.
Millen fails in his attempt to clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Caveman. That's going to slow Millen down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Millen misses the target.
Caveman lands with a cross.
Caveman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Millen throws a nice looking combination but Caveman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Millen. Caveman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Millen misses with a looping left.
Millen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Millen misses with a body shot.
Millen throws a leg kick that is checked

and Caveman counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Caveman.
Caveman avoiding damage as Millen throws knees to the body.
Caveman landing knees to the body.
Millen throws an elbow but it misses.
Caveman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Millen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Caveman is defending well for now.
Millen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Caveman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Millen.
Caveman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Colin Millen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Millen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Caveman is defending well for now.
Caveman misses with a knee to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Caveman managing to block the knees to the body from Millen.
Millen lands an uppercut.
Millen tries to work over Caveman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Millen missing with knees to the body.
Millen has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Caveman after a bit of a struggle.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Caveman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Millen misses with an elbow over the top.
Caveman lands an elbow that stopped Millen in his tracks for a moment.
Caveman landing knees to the body.
Caveman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Millen landing knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Caveman.
Millen swings wildly with an uppercut but Caveman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Caveman prevents a body shot from Millen.
Millen looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Caveman lands a nice knee to the body.
Caveman scores a nice knee to the body.
Caveman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Caveman scores a nice knee to the body.
Caveman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Millen.
Caveman lands a nice knee to the body.
Caveman lands a nice elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Caveman.
Caveman landing knees to the body.
Caveman misses with a knee strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for Caveman.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Caveman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Caveman with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Millen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Millen throws an elbow but misses.
Caveman lands an elbow that stopped Millen in his tracks for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Millen tries to pull guard but Caveman forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Millen tries to land a knee to the head but Caveman blocks with his arms.
Caveman misses with an elbow over the top.
Millen takes an elbow to the temple.
Knees in the clinch landing for Caveman.
Millen avoiding damage as Caveman throws knees to the body.
Millen blocks an elbow strike.
Caveman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Caveman lands a good knee to the midsection. Millen won't want to take too many of those.
Millen avoiding damage as Caveman throws knees to the body.
Caveman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Millen managing to block the knees to the body from Caveman.
Caveman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Caveman dodges an elbow strike from Millen.
Millen looking to throw knees to the head but Caveman is blocking nicely.
Millen avoiding damage as Caveman throws knees to the body.
Caveman creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Millen's defenses.
Caveman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

And that's the end of the fight!
Captain Caveman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Caveman winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Captain Caveman!
Captain Caveman gave a mention to Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).