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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tamias Poochyena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Project Pat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Poochyena comes to the cage accompanied by This Life - Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers. Pat is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Project Pat - What Cha Starin' At. Tamias Poochyena has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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250 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 12 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tamias Poochyena!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Project Pat!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Phil Schofield and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Poochyena moves away from the strike by Pat.
Poochyena's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pat under the eye.
It looks like Project Pat has been cut.
Poochyena ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pat throws a leg kick
and Poochyena counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Pat is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Poochyena takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pat walks into a jab.
Pat lands with a straight right. Poochyena didn't see that one coming.
Poochyena has Pat up against the cage in a clinch.
Pat throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Poochyenas head.
Pat tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Poochyena's elbow.
Poochyena escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pat keeps the fight on the outside.
Pat swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Poochyena takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pat misses with a few strikes there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pat throws a front kick aimed at Poochyena's knee but Poochyena avoids it well.
Pat ducks under a wild hook from Poochyena.
Pat drives through and clinches with Poochyena against the cage.
Poochyena is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Poochyena prevents Pat from breaking the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Pat.
Poochyena can't break the clinch.
Pat lands a hook to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Poochyena.
Poochyena blocking some punches.
Poochyena manages to break the clinch.
Poochyena on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Poochyena throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Pat's head.
Pat drops Poochyena with a beautiful combination! Poochyena stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Pat is looking for the KO!
It looks like Tamias Poochyena has been cut.
Pat missing with a left hand there. Poochyena was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Poochyena checks the leg kick nicely there.
Pat misses with a double jab
and Poochyena counters with a left and a right that stings Pat.
Pat uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Poochyena.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pat looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Poochyena dodges the punch combination from Pat.
Pat moves away from the strike by Poochyena.
A head kick misses from Pat.
Poochyena avoids the body shot from Pat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Poochyena bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Poochyena uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pat.
Pat throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pat ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Poochyena moves away.
Pat throws a body punch but Poochyena moves out of range.
Pat thows a body kick. Poochyena tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Poochyena lands a right hook to the body.
Pat closes the distance but Poochyena moves to the side
and Poochyena counters with a solid body kick.
Pat closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Pat takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pat swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Poochyena is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pat connects with a single shot there.
Pat lands a head shot.
The crowd cheers as Poochyena lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pat doesn't seem phased though.
Pat throws a head kick but Poochyena moves out of range.
Poochyena turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pat lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Poochyena looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pat takes one to the side of the head.
A big right from Pat misses.
Nice shot lands for Poochyena.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pat scores with a jab to the body.
Nice defenses there by Pat.
Poochyena is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Pat does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pat looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Pat throws a right hand that Poochyena ducks under and follows up with a left that Poochyena also avoids with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Project Pat dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Poochyena's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Pat has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Poochyena.
Poochyena cracks the inside of Pat's front leg.
Pat tries to work over Poochyena's front leg with a kick but Poochyena checks it.
Poochyena's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pat under the eye.
Pat misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Poochyena counters with a solid body kick.
Poochyena misses with a head kick.
Pat rushes Poochyena and presses him up against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pat struggles to land a body shot inside as Poochyena controls his hands.
Pat tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Poochyena lands with a short shot to the head.
Poochyena stalling the fight.
Pat misses with a punch to the body.
Pat throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Pat fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pat manages to break the clinch.
Poochyena moves away from the strike by Pat.
Poochyena pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An inside leg kick from Pat misses.
Pat throws an overhand right that lands on Poochyena's shoulder, as Poochyena tries to avoid the shot.
Pat misses with a low kick.
Pat takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The fighters circling - Pat throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pat throws out a loose jab but Poochyena uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pat goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Poochyena misses with a hook. Pat ducked under it nicely.
Poochyena slips a jab and a cross from Pat.
Poochyena checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena checks a leg kick.
Poochyena tries to clinch up.
Pat tries to land a front kick but Poochyena steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Pat is looking to clinch.
Poochyena on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Poochyena looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A head kick misses from Poochyena.
Pat works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pat misses with a two punch combination.
Project Pat seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Poochyena's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pat under the eye.
Pat fails in his attempt to clinch.
Poochyena with a hook.
Pat just misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Poochyena uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pat.
Pat blocks the body kick.
Pat has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pat pushes Poochyena back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pat missing with knees to the body.
Pat fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Poochyena's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Poochyena dodges an elbow strike from Pat.
Pat escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Poochyena lands a jab to Pat's midsection.
Pat scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pat closes the distance looking to clinch
and Poochyena counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pat connects with a looping right hand.
A jab from Pat misses.
Poochyena lets loose with a powerful body kick. Pat will feel that in the morning.
Pat wants to clinch but Poochyena slips to the side
and Poochyena counters with a big head kick but Pat shrugs it off.
Poochyena keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pat.
Project Pat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Pat misses.
Pat dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Poochyena swings for the body but Pat moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pat will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Poochyena misses with a head kick.
Crunch! Poochyena slams his shin into Pat's torso.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Tamias Poochyena will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Poochyena cracks Pat with a right hand to the side of the head.
Poochyena throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Poochyena swats away the attempt to clinch by Pat.
A cross from Pat lands.
Poochyena moves out of range as Pat strikes.
Poochyena ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Poochyena takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Poochyena misses with an attempted mid kick.
Poochyena is looking to clinch.
Poochyena throws a sloppy head kick and Pat moves out of range easily.
Pat swings for the body but Poochyena moves out of range.
Pat swings for the body but Poochyena moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poochyena moves in looking to clinch but Pat pushes him off.
Poochyena swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Pat misses with an uppercut. Poochyena saw that one coming.
Poochyena uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pat.
Pat tries to clinch up.
A shot to the body from Pat misses
enabling Poochyena to counter with a crisp jab.
Poochyena keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Poochyena throws the kick towards the body but Pat avoids it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pat.
Pat uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Poochyena.
The fighters circling - Pat throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Poochyena avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pat throws a low kick but Poochyena avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena throws a hook but Pat blocks it.
Poochyena throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Pat on the side of the head.
Poochyena throws a head kick that misses.
Pat avoids the head kick by Poochyena.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Poochyena dodges the punch combination from Pat.
Pat misses with a body kick.
Pat dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Poochyena. That did some damage!
Pat is looking to score with low kicks.
Pat misses with a low kick.
A clash of legs there as Poochyena blocks the low kick.
Poochyena throws a head kick but Pat moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena lands with a kick to the ribs.
Poochyena pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A big left from Poochyena misses.
Pat lands an overhand right.
Pat tries a head kick but it misses.
Pat misses the jab.
Pat closes the distance and clinches.
Pat swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pat prevents Poochyena from breaking the clinch.
A body shot lands from Pat.
Pat swings wildly with an uppercut but Poochyena uses good head movement to avoid it.
Poochyena fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Poochyena.
Pat has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Poochyena.
Pat misses with the head strike.
Poochyena lands with a light punch inside.
Pat lands a nice elbow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A shot in the inside from Pat.
Pat tries to work over Poochyena's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Pat blocking some punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pat tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Pat creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Project Pat really dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pat. That's going to slow Poochyena down.
Poochyena pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pat gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Poochyena.
Pat jabs Poochyena to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Nice body kick from Pat.
Pat clinches.
A frustrated look appears on Poochyena's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Poochyena takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Poochyena's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pat is trying to push Poochyena away but Poochyena has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Pat working aggressively here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pat being controlled against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poochyena seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Pat breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Poochyena, as that shot connected.
A lazy left from Poochyena finds it's target.
Poochyena looks to throw the jab but Pat is out of range.
A lazy left from Pat finds it's target.
Pat misses with a lunging right hand
and Poochyena counters with a straight right hand.
Pat keeps the fight on the outside.
The fighters circle momentarily. Poochyena darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pat tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Poochyena paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Poochyena is looking to clinch.
Poochyena looks to land a body kick but Pat moved away.
Pat throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pat misses with a right hand
and Poochyena counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pat tried to score with a low kick but Poochyena checks it.
Donk. Poochyena catches Pat right on the button with a cross.
Pat clinches with his opponent.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Pat lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Poochyena's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Pat looking to stall.
Poochyena is stalling here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pat lands a good knee to the midsection. Poochyena won't want to take too many of those.
Project Pat seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Poochyena blocks a body shot from Pat.
Pat has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Pat has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Pat misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pat struggles to land a body shot inside as Poochyena controls his hands.
Pat misses with some punches.
Pat swings wildly with an uppercut but Poochyena uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pat wants to break free but Poochyena has control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pat misses with a punch to the body.
Poochyena blocks an uppercut.
Pat stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pat pushes Poochyena back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Pat slows down the pace here.
Pat misses with the head strike.
Poochyena trying to stall but Pat improves his position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pat creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Poochyena's defenses.
Pat lands with a left to the head.
Pat lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Project Pat dominated that fourth round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Poochyena gets off balance looking for a body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Pat lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Poochyena throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Poochyena throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Pat tries to clinch up.
Poochyena looks to land a left hand but Pat moved out of range nicely.
Poochyena misses with an uppercut.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pat.
Poochyena delivers a nice body kick.
Poochyena uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pat has time to react.
Pat looks to land a left hand but Poochyena moved out of range nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pat misses with a looping right.
Poochyena moves out of range of the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poochyena throws a big shot that misses.
Pat throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pat moves into the clinch.
Pat is trying to stall.
Pat pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Pat misses with some punches.
Poochyena breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pat throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Poochyena uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Pat takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Poochyena fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pat manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pat looks to land a left hand but Poochyena moved out of range nicely.
Poochyena throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Poochyena takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poochyena pushes Pat away with a front kick.
Pat is looking to clinch.
The fighters circling - Poochyena throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Poochyena catches Pat with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Pat throws a quick inside leg kick.
Pat stuns Poochyena with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Poochyena keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A swing and a miss from Poochyena.
Pat throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pat cracks Poochyena with a right hand to the side of the head.
Pat throws a lazy head kick
and Poochyena counters with a straight right hand.
Pat swings for the body but Poochyena moves out of range.
Poochyena misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pat.
Pat misses with a body kick.
Poochyena scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Pat will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Tamias Poochyena has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Poochyena's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Poochyena keeps the fight on the outside.
Pat wants to clinch up but Poochyena keeps it at a distance.
Poochyena lands a high kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Poochyena cracks the inside of Pat's front leg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pat scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Pat swings for the body but Poochyena moves out of range.
Poochyena throws the kick towards the body but Pat avoids it.
Poochyena fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pat is out of range.
Poochyena scores with a spinning back kick!
Pat clinches.
Pat lands a right hand.
Poochyena has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Poochyena taking a breather.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Poochyena is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pat tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Poochyena avoids it.
Project Pat is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Pat throws a punch but it's blocked by Poochyena.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Project Pat.
Well Pat has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 47:49
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 45:50
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 47:48
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Project Pat!
Project Pat is the new super heavyweight champion!
An out of breath Project Pat thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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