PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wendell Sailor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rick James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sailor's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Blackalicious - It's Going Down. Bitch! is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ghetto Life. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Sailor
vs
James

192 cm
34
224 lbs
22 - 10 - 0

195 cm
32
218 lbs
22 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Rush Supplements 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wendell Sailor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rick James!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Summer Carpenter and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sailor throws a body punch but Bitch! moves out of range.
Sailor takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Sailor looks to land a right hand but Bitch! moved out of range.
Bitch! tries to work over Sailor's front leg with a kick but Sailor checks it.
A telegraphed right hand from Sailor misses the target.
Bitch! uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sailor.
Bitch! ducks under a wild hook from Sailor.
Sailor throws a head kick that misses.
Sailor swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sailor with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Sailor is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bitch!.
Bitch! scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Sailor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sailor throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bitch! misses with a low kick.
Sailor avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sailor lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Sailor has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bitch!.
Sailor misses with a double jab
and Bitch! counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch! showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sailor.
Sailor ducks right into an uppercut from Bitch!.
Bitch! lands a head shot.
Bitch! lands a jab to Sailor's midsection.
Sailor swings for the body but Bitch! moves out of range.
Bitch! connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bitch! swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sailor.
Bitch! checks the leg kick.
Nice uppercut there from Bitch!.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sailor. Bitch! does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bitch! ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sailor bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sailor jabs at Bitch!'s body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sailor lands a nice hook to Bitch!'s body. Bitch! takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Sailor throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bitch! counters with a nice leg kick.
Sailor is looking to wear down Bitch! with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sailor lands a jab to Bitch!'s midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sailor drops his hands momentarily and Bitch! takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bitch! with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sailor to score with a decent uppercut.
Sailor on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bitch!. Bitch! obviously looking to wear him down.
Bitch! lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sailor lands a nice hook to Bitch!'s body. Bitch! takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Sailor is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Sailor ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bitch! moves away.
Sailor is looking to land body kicks.
Bitch! throws out a loose jab but Sailor uses good head movement to avoid it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bitch!.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bitch! looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sailor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bitch! was well out of range. Poor timing from Sailor.
Sailor connects with a nice looking jab.
Bitch! takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bitch!.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sailor blocks a jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Bitch! as he connects with a hook.
Sailor scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bitch! slips a straight right by Sailor.
Bitch! is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Sailor had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Nice jab there from Bitch!.
A left lands for Bitch!.
Sailor takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bitch! keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sailor.
Bitch! slips under a jab from Sailor.
Sailor takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bitch! fakes the leg kick and cracks Sailor in the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sailor. Bitch! does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sailor tries to bum rush Bitch! with a series of wild strikes but Bitch! uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sailor gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

It looks like Wendell Sailor has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bitch! scores with a nice strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bitch! gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Sailor misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch!.
Sailor is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bitch! is keeping busy.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside that Sailor shrugs off.
Sailor unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Bitch! lands a right hand.
Bitch! keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sailor's efforts to push away.
Sailor pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Sailor misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sailor wants to break free but Bitch! has control.
Sailor blocks the elbow strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sailor working aggressively here.
Bitch! misses with a punch on the inside.
Bitch! is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Sailor is keeping busy.
Bitch! throws an elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Wendell Sailor will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Wendell Sailor's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Bitch! is looking to land body kicks.
Bitch! displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sailor throws out the jab.
Sailor on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The crowd cheers as Bitch! lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sailor doesn't seem phased though.
Bitch! throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bitch! lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Sailor scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bitch! in his tracks.
Bitch! uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sailor.
Sailor on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Sailor uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bitch!.
Sailor just misses with a punch to the body.
Bitch! tries to clinch up.

Bitch! closes the distance and pushes Sailor back into the cage.
Bitch! avoids the elbow strike from Sailor, against the cage.
Bitch! scores with a shoulder strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bitch! gets through Sailor's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bitch! lands a left hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sailor.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bitch! drops Sailor onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Sailor is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Sailor is rocked!
Bitch! effectively controlling the action here.
Oh Sailor is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sailor's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bitch! creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Sailor's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Sailor drops to his knees and Bitch! pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rick James, Bitch!!
A less than humble Rick James, Bitch! misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.