PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Giant Monster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mean Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Monster
vs
Machine

190 cm
26
280 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

183 cm
26
270 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Giant Monster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mean Machine!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Columbo Gatti and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machine closes this distance looking for a takedown but Monster circles away.
Monster fails with a takedown attempt.
Machine blocks a head kick by Monster.

Monster bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Monster is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Machine's shoulder. That is not cool.
Machine looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Machine gets back to half guard.

Machine actively working from the bottom here.
Machine gets full guard.
Monster knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Machine on the ground.

Machine looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Machine wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine keeping moving, preventing Monster from controlling successfully.
Monster controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

Machine is looking to cinch up a triangle. Monster throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Machine's body to avoid the submission. Machine has instead reached around Monster's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Machine arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Mean Machine!