PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between willie QUIK PHISH (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ultimo Dragon Deux (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). QUIK PHISH comes to the cage accompanied by PIMP JUICE. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ultimo Dragon Deux was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

QUIK PHISH
vs
Dragon Deux

183 cm
21
167 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

188 cm
19
165 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, willie QUIK PHISH!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ultimo Dragon Deux!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dragon Deux is looking to clinch but QUIK PHISH is avoiding it.
Ultimo Dragon Deux seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
QUIK PHISH lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dragon Deux at a distance.
Dragon Deux looks to score with a jab to the body but QUIK PHISH is just out of range.
QUIK PHISH misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Dragon Deux counter with a right hand.
QUIK PHISH missing with a left hand there. Dragon Deux was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice jab there from QUIK PHISH.
Dragon Deux fails with an attempt to clinch.
QUIK PHISH circles away from the clinch attempt.
QUIK PHISH fails to land with a series of punches.
Dragon Deux takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
QUIK PHISH lands a slapping body shot.
Dragon Deux tries to close the distance and clinch but QUIK PHISH swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
QUIK PHISH looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dragon Deux tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but QUIK PHISH paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dragon Deux doesn't manage to clinch there - QUIK PHISH circles away.
QUIK PHISH is looking to chop away at Dragon Deux's legs.
Dragon Deux wants to clinch.
QUIK PHISH looks to land a right hand but Dragon Deux moved out of range.
QUIK PHISH throws a half hearted mid kick.
QUIK PHISH takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A punch combination from QUIK PHISH misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by QUIK PHISH!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dragon Deux tries to clinch there but QUIK PHISH circles away.
QUIK PHISH throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dragon Deux counters with a one-two to the body.
QUIK PHISH shoots in but Dragon Deux avoids the takedown attempt easily.
QUIK PHISH is breathing heavily.

Dragon Deux gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dragon Deux digs a right hand underneath QUIK PHISH's ribcage. QUIK PHISH let out a lung full of air as it connected.
QUIK PHISH blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dragon Deux lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dragon Deux digs a right hand underneath QUIK PHISH's ribcage. QUIK PHISH let out a lung full of air as it connected.
QUIK PHISH tries to pull guard but Dragon Deux won't allow it.
Dragon Deux lands a knee to the body.
A shot in the inside from Dragon Deux.
Dragon Deux lands a body shot in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dragon Deux lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
QUIK PHISH takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dragon Deux is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Dragon Deux crunches a lovely knee into QUIK PHISH's ribcage.
Dragon Deux unloads a knee to the mid-section. QUIK PHISH lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dragon Deux using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dragon Deux lands a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Dragon Deux.
Dragon Deux lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dragon Deux lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dragon Deux lands a body punch.
Dragon Deux lands a damaging elbow.
A hook to the body from Dragon Deux.
Dragon Deux connects with a nasty looking knee right to QUIK PHISH's face.
Dragon Deux unloads a knee to the mid-section. QUIK PHISH lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dragon Deux goes for a takedown attempt but QUIK PHISH pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
QUIK PHISH connects with a looping right hand.

Dragon Deux clinches with his opponent.
Dragon Deux lands a knee to the body.
QUIK PHISH tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Dragon Deux smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for willie QUIK PHISH. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Dragon Deux drives through and clinches with QUIK PHISH against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
QUIK PHISH is trying to break the clinch but Dragon Deux has him pressed against the cage.
Dragon Deux unloads a knee to the mid-section. QUIK PHISH lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dragon Deux.
Dragon Deux cracks QUIK PHISH with a nice body shot.
Dragon Deux lands an elbow inside that QUIK PHISH shrugs off.
Dragon Deux looking to throw knees to the head but QUIK PHISH is blocking nicely.
Dragon Deux misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dragon Deux lands a right hand.
QUIK PHISH stops a takedown attempt from Dragon Deux.

QUIK PHISH lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Dragon Deux is refusing to be controlled, as QUIK PHISH sits in half guard.
QUIK PHISH is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Dragon Deux is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dragon Deux avoiding damage under a succession of punches from QUIK PHISH.
QUIK PHISH throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Dragon Deux trying to control from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
QUIK PHISH seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Dragon Deux does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Dragon Deux takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
QUIK PHISH shoots for a takedown but Dragon Deux saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
QUIK PHISH is looking to land body kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ultimo Dragon Deux dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

QUIK PHISH throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Dragon Deux takes a jab right on the kisser.
willie QUIK PHISH is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Dragon Deux closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
QUIK PHISH takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dragon Deux tries to land knees in the clinch but QUIK PHISH avoids the damage to the body.
Dragon Deux throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but QUIK PHISH blocks it with crossed arms.
QUIK PHISH blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
QUIK PHISH has had enough of the clinch but Dragon Deux keeps him there for the moment.
QUIK PHISH is looking to break free of the clinch but Dragon Deux has double underhooks.
Dragon Deux misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from QUIK PHISH.
QUIK PHISH is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dragon Deux.
Dragon Deux tries to pull guard but QUIK PHISH won't allow it.
Dragon Deux has a couple of punches blocked by QUIK PHISH.
Dragon Deux lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dragon Deux is breathing heavily.
QUIK PHISH managing to block the knees to the body from Dragon Deux.
Dragon Deux lands an elbow inside that QUIK PHISH shrugs off.
Dragon Deux throws an elbow but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
QUIK PHISH is looking to break free of the clinch but Dragon Deux has double underhooks.
QUIK PHISH on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dragon Deux misses with a knee strike.
QUIK PHISH is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
QUIK PHISH wants to break free but Dragon Deux has control.
Dragon Deux stops a takedown attempt from QUIK PHISH.
Dragon Deux can't find room to land a body shot as QUIK PHISH controls the action.
Dragon Deux using the Thai plumb to throw knees but QUIK PHISH has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
QUIK PHISH wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for willie QUIK PHISH. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dragon Deux drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
QUIK PHISH is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A short right from Dragon Deux on the inside.
QUIK PHISH is trying to break free.
QUIK PHISH wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dragon Deux tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
QUIK PHISH blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
QUIK PHISH drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dragon Deux unloads a knee to the mid-section. QUIK PHISH lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
QUIK PHISH wants to get back to striking at distance but Dragon Deux won't allow it.
Dragon Deux lands with a right to the head.
Dragon Deux lands a nice shot to the body.
QUIK PHISH fails to pull guard.
Dragon Deux lands an elbow that stopped QUIK PHISH in his tracks for a moment.
Dragon Deux misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from QUIK PHISH.
Dragon Deux doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
QUIK PHISH managing to block the knees to the body from Dragon Deux.
QUIK PHISH blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
QUIK PHISH drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
QUIK PHISH tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Dragon Deux smiles and moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
QUIK PHISH lands with a hook. Dragon Deux tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
QUIK PHISH fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
QUIK PHISH avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dragon Deux scores with a nice strike.
Dragon Deux tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but QUIK PHISH paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fighters circling - Dragon Deux throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
QUIK PHISH keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
QUIK PHISH jabs Dragon Deux right on the nose. Dragon Deux blinks but takes it well.
QUIK PHISH lands with a right hand.
Dragon Deux misses with a body shot.
QUIK PHISH changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Dragon Deux tries to avoid it but QUIK PHISH manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Dragon Deux to the ground. Dragon Deux escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
QUIK PHISH swats away the attempt to clinch by Dragon Deux.
Dragon Deux stuns QUIK PHISH with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
QUIK PHISH lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dragon Deux takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
QUIK PHISH goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dragon Deux is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down QUIK PHISH rather than just go for the knockout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dragon Deux tries to close the distance and clinch but QUIK PHISH swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
QUIK PHISH throws a wild body kick that Dragon Deux sees coming a mile off.
QUIK PHISH swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Dragon Deux counters by moving into the clinch.
Dragon Deux lands a damaging elbow.
Dragon Deux lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
QUIK PHISH on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
QUIK PHISH takes an elbow to the temple.
Dragon Deux misses with some punches.
Dragon Deux pushes off an throws an elbow but QUIK PHISH leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
QUIK PHISH tries for a takedown but Dragon Deux manages to get underhooks.
QUIK PHISH wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dragon Deux scores with a shoulder strike.
Dragon Deux comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dragon Deux unloads a knee to the mid-section. QUIK PHISH lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
QUIK PHISH is trying to break the clinch but Dragon Deux has him pressed against the cage.
Dragon Deux misses with a knee strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that willie QUIK PHISH will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

QUIK PHISH swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dragon Deux.
A leg kick checked by Dragon Deux.
QUIK PHISH circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dragon Deux tries to clinch up.
Dragon Deux has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by QUIK PHISH.
Dragon Deux throws a hook to the side of QUIK PHISH's head but QUIK PHISH sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
QUIK PHISH sizes up Dragon Deux with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dragon Deux tries to clinch up.
QUIK PHISH goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
QUIK PHISH fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dragon Deux takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dragon Deux takes one on the button.
Dragon Deux moves out of range as QUIK PHISH throws a body kick.
QUIK PHISH on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dragon Deux tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but QUIK PHISH paws at him with a jab and circles away.
QUIK PHISH throws a body punch but Dragon Deux moves out of range.
Dragon Deux lands a nice hook to QUIK PHISH's body. QUIK PHISH takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
QUIK PHISH scores with a spinning back kick!
Dragon Deux tries to clinch up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dragon Deux fails in his attempt to clinch.
QUIK PHISH swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dragon Deux moves in looking to clinch but QUIK PHISH pushes him off.

QUIK PHISH scores with a takedown into Dragon Deux's guard.
Dragon Deux keeping moving, preventing QUIK PHISH from controlling successfully.
Dragon Deux managing to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
QUIK PHISH controlling from the top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
QUIK PHISH trying to control the position from guard on top but Dragon Deux is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Dragon Deux kicks QUIK PHISH off and gets to his feet.
QUIK PHISH with a body punch. A glancing blow.
QUIK PHISH throws a wild body kick that Dragon Deux sees coming a mile off.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Dragon Deux clinches up against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Dragon Deux just misses with a elbow thrown towards QUIK PHISH's brow.
Dragon Deux trying to land knees to the body.
QUIK PHISH is looking to break free of the clinch but Dragon Deux has double underhooks.
Dragon Deux throws an elbow but it's blocked.
QUIK PHISH wants to break free but Dragon Deux has control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
QUIK PHISH wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dragon Deux has him pressed against the cage.
Dragon Deux jumps guard but QUIK PHISH stands there with Dragon Deux around his waist. Dragon Deux gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Ultimo Dragon Deux seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dragon Deux misses with a body punch.
QUIK PHISH can't break the clinch.
Dragon Deux misses with a knee to the head.
QUIK PHISH tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Dragon Deux just stands there and leans against the cage.
QUIK PHISH can't break the clinch.
QUIK PHISH blocks a body shot from Dragon Deux.
QUIK PHISH has had enough of the clinch but Dragon Deux keeps him there for the moment.
Dragon Deux is working for takedown but QUIK PHISH is calmly controlling the position for now.
Dragon Deux misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from QUIK PHISH.
QUIK PHISH tries to pull guard but Dragon Deux holds him up against the cage and eventually QUIK PHISH drops back down to his feet.
Dragon Deux misses with a punch to the body.
QUIK PHISH fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for willie QUIK PHISH. That's going to take a lot out of him.
QUIK PHISH is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
QUIK PHISH avoids a wild elbow strike from Dragon Deux.
Dragon Deux lands a nice elbow.
Dragon Deux tries to land a knee to the head but QUIK PHISH blocks with his arms.
QUIK PHISH has had enough of the clinch but Dragon Deux keeps him there for the moment.
QUIK PHISH is trying to break free.
Dragon Deux missing with knees to the body.
QUIK PHISH wants to get back to striking at distance but Dragon Deux won't allow it.
QUIK PHISH is trying to break the clinch but Dragon Deux has him pressed against the cage.
Dragon Deux tries to land knees in the clinch but QUIK PHISH avoids the damage to the body.

QUIK PHISH ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. QUIK PHISH no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Dragon Deux must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
QUIK PHISH is trying to hold Dragon Deux in close to prevent damage but Dragon Deux has managed to pass into half guard.
QUIK PHISH is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Dragon Deux's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Dragon Deux's back!
QUIK PHISH throwing wild punches that miss their target.

And that's the end of the fight!
willie QUIK PHISH showed his dominance in that final round.
I think QUIK PHISH has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... willie QUIK PHISH!