PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kaka Pheu Pheu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kingston Bartholemeaux (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pheu Pheu
vs
Bartholemeaux

184 cm
28
207 lbs
12 - 5 - 1

187 cm
34
220 lbs
25 - 14 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 1, fighting out of London, Kaka Pheu Pheu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Kingston Bartholemeaux!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Steven Brown and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pheu Pheu misses with a hook. Bartholemeaux ducked under it nicely.
Kaka Pheu Pheu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice takedown defense from Bartholemeaux. No joy for Pheu Pheu on that attempt.
Pheu Pheu fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bartholemeaux on the side of the head.

It looks like Kingston Bartholemeaux has been cut.
Bartholemeaux stuffs the takedown attempt from Pheu Pheu. Pheu Pheu gets slowly back to his feet.
Pheu Pheu throws the left hand but Bartholemeaux avoids the punch easily.

Bartholemeaux moves into the clinch.
Pheu Pheu scores with a shot to the side of Bartholemeaux's head.
Bartholemeaux is trying to push Pheu Pheu away but Pheu Pheu has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Pheu Pheu misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pheu Pheu has a couple of punches blocked by Bartholemeaux.
Bartholemeaux stalling in the clinch.
Pheu Pheu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bartholemeaux wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bartholemeaux working hard to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bartholemeaux.
Bartholemeaux has had enough of the clinch but Pheu Pheu keeps him there for the moment.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bartholemeaux.
Pheu Pheu lands an uppercut.
Pheu Pheu misses with some punches.

Bartholemeaux breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bartholemeaux throws out a powerful jab.

It looks like Kaka Pheu Pheu has been cut.
Pheu Pheu throws a quick inside leg kick.
Pheu Pheu lands a leg kick that knocks Bartholemeaux off balance momentarily.
Bartholemeaux tries to clinch there but Pheu Pheu circles away.
Pheu Pheu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bartholemeaux moves away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pheu Pheu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bartholemeaux has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Pheu Pheu.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bartholemeaux takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bartholemeaux moves in looking to clinch but Pheu Pheu pushes him off.
Pheu Pheu misses with a low kick.
Bartholemeaux avoids the body shot from Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu tries to clinch up but Bartholemeaux circles away and keeps his distance.

Pheu Pheu decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Bartholemeaux wants to get back to his feet.
Bartholemeaux is looking to improve his position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Pheu Pheu throwing shots but Bartholemeaux is blocking nicely.
Bartholemeaux is looking to improve his position.
Pheu Pheu has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pheu Pheu thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Pheu Pheu throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Bartholemeaux can do anything to dispel that myth.
Pheu Pheu missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pheu Pheu controlling the action here.
Pheu Pheu landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Pheu Pheu throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bartholemeaux is looking for a sweep. Pheu Pheu is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Pheu Pheu seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Bartholemeaux does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Pheu Pheu slows the pace down in half guard.
Bartholemeaux really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pheu Pheu. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bartholemeaux trying to control from the bottom.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Pheu Pheu avoids the body shot from Bartholemeaux.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu shoots in but Bartholemeaux avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kaka Pheu Pheu. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pheu Pheu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bartholemeaux was well out of range. Poor timing from Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pheu Pheu throws a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pheu Pheu scoring well with a low kick there.
Bartholemeaux misses with a body shot.
Pheu Pheu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bartholemeaux manages to avoid it.

Pheu Pheu shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Bartholemeaux tries to kick Pheu Pheu off but Pheu Pheu keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Pheu Pheu seems to be looking for submissions.
Pheu Pheu working the head and body with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kaka Pheu Pheu dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Pheu Pheu is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Pheu Pheu shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bartholemeaux pinned against the cage. Bartholemeaux gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

Bartholemeaux rushes Pheu Pheu and presses him up against the cage.
Pheu Pheu misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bartholemeaux is looking to break free of the clinch but Pheu Pheu has double underhooks.
Bartholemeaux wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bartholemeaux wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bartholemeaux is looking to break free of the clinch but Pheu Pheu has double underhooks.
Pheu Pheu tries a body shot but Bartholemeaux blocks it.
Bartholemeaux wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bartholemeaux blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nice body punch from Bartholemeaux.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pheu Pheu throws an elbow but misses.
Pheu Pheu lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bartholemeaux.
Bartholemeaux wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Pheu Pheu has him pressed against the cage.

Bartholemeaux breaks from the clinch.
Pheu Pheu throws a lazy right hand but Bartholemeaux sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pheu Pheu lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bartholemeaux's sensitive parts.
Bartholemeaux sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pheu Pheu swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bartholemeaux throws a jab but it's blocked by Pheu Pheu.
Bartholemeaux fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bartholemeaux scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pheu Pheu doesn't seem bothered though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu throws a lazy right hand but Bartholemeaux sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pheu Pheu.
Bartholemeaux looks to land a left hand but Pheu Pheu moved out of range nicely.
A left and a right from Bartholemeaux both land. Nice combination.
Pheu Pheu tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Pheu Pheu swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kaka Pheu Pheu is winning the standup battle so far.
Pheu Pheu throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bartholemeaux counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bartholemeaux scores with a shot to the body.
Pheu Pheu misses with a leg kick
and Bartholemeaux counters with a nice body shot.
Pheu Pheu chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bartholemeaux with a jab.

Bartholemeaux tries to sprawl but Pheu Pheu drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Pheu Pheu tries to pass the half guard into mount. Bartholemeaux knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Bartholemeaux wants to get back to full guard.
Pheu Pheu sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bartholemeaux defending well though.
Bartholemeaux is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pheu Pheu scores with a couple of nice shots.
Pheu Pheu throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Pheu Pheu trying to control from half guard but Bartholemeaux is working away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bartholemeaux looks like he's trying to stand up.
Bartholemeaux taking some punishment here, with Pheu Pheu in his half guard.
Pheu Pheu passes to full mount!
Pheu Pheu trying to control but Bartholemeaux is having none of it.
Pheu Pheu controlling from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bartholemeaux keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Pheu Pheu scoring with strikes but Bartholemeaux is staying in there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pheu Pheu putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Pheu Pheu lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

That has opened up Kingston Bartholemeaux's cut even more.
Bartholemeaux is squirming around, avoiding Pheu Pheu's attempts to control the action.
Bartholemeaux really wants to buck Pheu Pheu off and get back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pheu Pheu connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

Kingston Bartholemeaux's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kingston Bartholemeaux's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kaka Pheu Pheu!
Our winner, Kaka Pheu Pheu, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.